Sonichu 3 Official Videobook

Sonichu 3 Official Videobook is a series of videos made by Chris, in which he reads out the comics from Sonichu 3. He started uploading these videos on 13 September 2009.

In a prologue outside of the scope of the book itself, Chris confirms that Allison Amber is acting mayor of CWCville during his absence in the Time-Void. He also bitches the quality of the PSEye and EyeCreate vis-a-vis their utility in creating his videobooks.

Episode 10

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Transcript: Part 1

And we're back, yeah. Alright, and also just to note to the, uh, Wild Sonichu fan that's been constantly e-mailing me: EVERYTHING IS ON THE CWCIPEDIA, including a biology page. Biology. Sh- and you have- and you have- to look on the, uh, you have to expand the gallery and click on the pages to actually get a closer look at what they read. Ok?

And do not believe that page. There is, there- nobody else is mayor. I'm s-... [sigh] Ok, currently in the book, Allison Amber is the mayor. Allison Amber. My secretary. Whe- she- she got the job of being vice-mayor when she was hired to be my secretary. So therefore, that's they way it's been. And until I ge- until I get back in Book Number 10, and then actually make th- made the plot turn there, who will be the mayor after book, beyond Book Number 10? There you go. It's Allison Amber, and nobody else, not even... Not even Billy Mays impersonator Richard Carn; I've often confused the two, 'cause they both look alike in the face! Anyway aside from that, here, we'll start Book Number 3.

And, uh, once again, all Sonichu material is copyrighted March 17, 2000 by me, Christian Weston Chandler. Any names or persons illustrated in the- in any of the Sonichu comics except that of myself, that may seem similar to anyone in real life or fiction, are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic. Anyway, here is the cover for Book Number 3! Yes, we are introducing K- Chaotic Combo here: Wild, Bubbles, Angelica, Punchy and Magi-Chan.

Episode 10: Sonichu Babies

Mmmm, once upon a time, a powered-up hedgehog collided wit' a Pikachu, and a rainbow of Chaos Emerald energy from da rainbow, it was, that stretched for mi- it stretched for miles across the land. From this rainbow, five mysterious eggs flew from it to locations around the region, and through vast of areas- through vast areas of time. Other eggs may have been released as well, as well as the Seven Chaotic Crystals. Seven Chaotic Crystals. The ones that look like Sonichu Balls. Anyway, yeah [muttering] seven flew over the rainbow, mystery, and uh, that's another story or two. Yeah, mysterious beams of light also shone from the rainbow, a- that's another story or two. Anyway, one egg landed in the jungle, it was found by a mother Venusaur and a father Scyther. Another egg landed by a beach, found by a mother Swampert. Another l-egg landed softly at a church stoop; it was found by a couple of nuns. Another egg landed in a dojo, occupied by young and old warriors. And the last egg landed in the mountains by its lonesome.

See now how these eggs hatch in group. And director's commentary: "It's a cute intro, huh?"

And just so you know, here are the original Sonee and Rosey. They're sonichu and rosechu babies, respectively.

Oh and also, I wanted to take this note to apologize for the pleasantness that I- that you are receiving but I am using the Playstation Eye and the Playstation program EyeCreate. It would be so cool if Playstation would put out an update for EyeCreate to better the quality that is received between the Playstation Eye and the Playstation 3. Also the ability to import videos and images, and even music from the XrossMediaBar.

Think about it, Sony: do it. Update the EyeCreate!

Anyway, now we introduce

Wild Sonichu.

In the forest, uh, nearby the uh, egg start- the egg started to fall and it was caught by a vinewhip of the mother Venusaur. And then there- and then both- then the both the parents were being curious.

"Scyth?"

"Venu."

"Scyth! Scyth? Scyth?"

And then the egg hatches: there's a Wild Sonee!

Yeah, so then the venusaur is teaching the.. he teachin' Wild about vinewhip. And uh he and, she grabs- she gets a coconut for him. And then he launches a vinewhip. He hits the coconut, but unfortunately it lands on the ground, it breaks into two halves. And then she begin- he goes up to it- and then he goes up to his mommy, and he's sad, crying.

But then later, the Scyther, father, [sound effects] cuts a tree- cuts a tree into two, with his swift blades to teach the sonee- teach the Wild about ninja skills.

So then Sonee meditates, he launches, and then he hits razor leaf, but then the leaves bounce off.

It's like, "Sonee sonee sonee sonee sonee!"

"Scyther! Scyther scyther scyth! Scyther scyther scyth!"

"Sonee."

Hmm, that would be like, you know, "Aw, Darnit, darnit, darnit, darnit!"

"Relax! there's much to learn about your ninja skills! So be patient."

Ok, eventually about a month or so later, Wild Sonee evolved into Wild Sonichu.

"Oh yeah! Here we go! I'm swingin' around on the vinewhips! WOOO!"

[sound effects] "I'm a hedgehog, not a spider monkey!" [sound effects]

At this point he's uh, pretty much, uh fending for himself.

"Ehhhh, it's time for some coco-soup, so, I'll break down some coconuts and I'll cut down the tree to make wood! [sound effects]

"Ah, catch da coconut!" [sound effects] "Cut down da tree! Hmm! You think that's somethin'? I can use my leafy tail as a repe- as a propeller, and I can run real quick--but not as fast as Sonichu. I also blend in with any tree, to get any jump- to get my jump... I blend in! I rule this jungle!"

Now we introduce

Bubbles Rosechu.

Her egg landed in the sea. In the ocean. It goes deeper down and down and down. And then, mysterious creature finds the egg, and picks it up and then emerges, oh it's the mother Swampert!

So she hatch- so she puts her egg in the nest, and the egg hatches to Bubbles Rosee. And then through- and then during ther- the during the child-rearing, uh, little Bubbles learns how to splish and splash and have fun. Makes her own little bubbles! And then later on, a whale- a whale-lord comes crawl- comes flying over the, uh, mother Swampert and has- and he had- had a rock against- attached to his body, and it hit- and hit- and it hits the mother Swampert on the head, and then she starts sinkin'. And then Rosey startin'- gets concerned so she goes after him- ah, after her.

SPLISH!

"BLUBBLUBBLUBBLUB!"

"RO-RO! RO-RO-ROSEEEE!!"

And at that moment as, uh, Bubbles pulls on the mother Swampert's tail with all her might, she evolves to Bubbles Rosechu.

"Don't quit, Momma! I got you!" [sound effects]

And then she- then she grabs ahold of her on the side, and then launches an ice beam that thrust them up out of the water.

Later on:

"Swamp, swamper? Wamp, wamper?"

Uh, a translation that would be, "Huh, uh? Wait. Hmm. Whoa! Who are you?"

She's- and then Bubbles says- "How you feelin', Momma? I nearly lost you as you sank in the ocean, but I saved you."

"Swamp, swampert."

And she thanks her.

Any- a- anyway, bubble.

"My- my momma Swampert was excite after I rescue her. But now I freely swim the ocean, that is my back yard. I found many new friends in the future. But I'll never forget how Momma said "Stay strong and true to your heart, and you will prevail! I'm so happy, I think I'll make a seashell necklace!"

Transcript: Part 2

Now we introduce

Angelica.

Over at the church, her egg was found by nuns as it was- it landed on- it landed carefully on their doorstep. It didn't crash, just upon it- ipit- upon near impact it stopped, and then it landed softly, and the nuns found the egg on their doorstep. And they're like:

"Sister! Our Lord has blessed us with a young one from the above!"

"Yes! Let's bring it in and offer our prayers upon t- its health!"

And then a little while later, Angelica Rosee hatches. They save the eggshell for memories.

So then they teach Rosee- uh, they teach Angelica how to read the Bi- how to read with the Bible. And then they te- and then they let her out and then she le- starts learning to fly and they're like:

"Keep trying my child! The Lord has blessed you with wings, so one day you'll fly to angelic heights!"

And then a little- and then like, a little- and then a little while late- and then one night about a month later, so, she evol- she uh, she was sleeping and suddenly with the Lords- with the Lord's blessing she evolves into An- into Angelica Rosechu.

And then I just snuck in, and then I just, you know- I's director. I had to leave her her hair band and her slippers, 'cause she's gonna need those!

Anyway, the next morning, A- Angelica interru- intercepts the, uh nuns, and they're like- and she's like:

"Blahblahblahblahblah, and then- and I just awoke anew!"

"Well, Angelica, I knew the Lord would have a grand plan for you!"

"Yes, He gave you a great script to follow!"

Heh-heh!

"Whee! I'm flying High! [singing] I believe I can fly!"

Hmm!

"I'm Angelica, humble servant to our Lord! Having faith over time will reward you very well. So keep your head held high, and one day you shall be blessed with good health, true love, and pure happiness! Spread your wings of hope and fly!"

Yay!

And now, it's...

Punchy!

So anyway, the, uh- anyway his egg lands by the front- la- lands cautiously at the front door, at the Nabe- at Nabe's dojo-shin. Hmm. And then the uh- and then the egg was found by Shinabe, the uh owner of the gym, and he just held it. He just kept it by his side even while he was during- t-t-teaching his classes.

"Listen my young students. You make this master G.D.W. proud. Now, we will perfect our choppin' technique; you will never know when you'll need to cut a move. Let's get like this and..."

[sound effects]

"Nabe! Master Shinabe-san! Your egg is shakin'!"

[sound effects]

So then, Punchy jump- Punchy Sonnee jumps out of the egg, and then la- and then lands in the- lands right in front of Sh- Master Shinabe. And then he is- and then he shows his fists, with knuckles. And then he looks back, and then he's like,

"SONEE-YE!!"

And then he's like, "Great Excel-Poemy Saga!!" Hmm!

And then out of nowhere, one of his students replies, "I'll accept your challenge!"

It was Miss Mypoe, and she took on the body posture and positions and gestures of the little sonee as a challenge.

"Because my- because I, Mypoe, calling myself Byashiko, will not allow a grasshopper like you to hatch into my director's dojo-shin so easily!"

And then- and then he- and then Shinabe says, "Mypoe, I'm only your father in this setup. Stay in character."

And then I have to comment, and say, "Yeah, and I'm the director of this anime, not Shinabe!"

And then she- and then she's just like- and then, so she just reaches behind poor little- poor unsuspecting sonee, and she's like, "And my opponent does not need this weakpoint! Yaaa!"

And then just rips the tail right off! And then right at that moment, he evolves! To Punchy Sonichu! And he's like,

"EHHHRR.... That... really... [PFFF!] HURT!"

And sends her flying sky-high with a sky uppercut. And then Shinabe's surprised, he's like,

"Wow. You are strong. I know what Mypoe did was wrong, but if you will let me, I can teach you how to center that power into a much better, less-painful, fighting style."

And then Punchy's like,

"Eyeaah. I'm Punchy's- I'm Punchy, strike ninja! I studied under the G.D.W. Shinabe, and I became the greatest fighter since Goku! I also learned to keep my temper down by watching TV comedies! EHAHAHAHA! Ah, they're so funny! I like the Samurai Pizza Cats! Na-na-na-na-NA-NA!"

And then lastly,

Magi-Chan Sonichu.

His egg landed in a mysterious mountain.

And he's like so lonely; and he's like he's ready to hatch anyways. He's like, "Hmm, it's cramped in here." So then he opens up his egg, looks out, and he realizes there's nobody around him! What the hay? But he's not as alone as he thinks...

"You are not alone."

"Wow, where am I? Wha- am I alone?"

"No, you are not."

"Who are you? What are you? What is this place?"

He's thinking all this; they're being telepathic.

"I will be your mentor while you grow. I am telepathing with you from the grand sm- from a grand city. You are in a cave, northwest of here, where I temporary resided."

"What do you want?"

"I've noticed you have psychic abilities, like me. I only wish to teach you how to use your powers properly. And when I have finished teaching you, you will go out into the world and seek out your own destiny."

And so even- and so d-during- and so for a few months, uh, eventually during the first month he does evolve from Magi-chan Sonee to Magi-Chan Sonichu while levitating.

The mysterious mentor taught this- taught the sonee how to hone his powers, lift objects mentally and physically, and what- and what the outside world was like. The mentor also showed the young one images of popular movies, some featuring par- p- parties for treats, at the moments, parks- at the monuments, parks and other grand locations from around the world.

[mumbling] Yeah, but while meditating, he evolved and he let out an accidental fart... [Pppt!] Oops! Hoo-hoo!

Yeah, but then- and then sometime later, hmm.

"Magi-chan Sonichu, I have taught you everything I have to teach you then- for now. You are as- you are- you, as well as your powers, have grown marvelously."

"Master! Will I ever meet you face-to-face?"

"We will meet in the future, but now go out into the world and seek your own destiny."

And then he teleports himself to the top of the mountain.

"Thank you master, I will not fail. I predict success in my future, for I see other hedgehog pokemon and great adventures. My destiny is just a teleport away."

Stay tuned for when these hedgehogs meet.

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