Sonichu 4 Official Videobook

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Sub Episode 5

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Okay, now for our next installment of...most of Book #4. Because we got most of the Sub-Episodes out of the way, we shall skip right up to, uh, Sub-Episode 5. Once again, all Sonichu material is copyright March 17, 2000 by Christian Weston Chandler. Any names or persons illustrated in any of the Sonichu [???] except that of myself, who may seem similar to anybody in real life or fiction, are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic. Anyway, here is the cover of Book #4. (shows cover)

"Hey, bur-ba-bur-ba-dur, Virginia is for Virgins!"

"Hey, true love is illegal in Virginia!"

"You'll never get away from loneliness! Deheheheh!"

I'll persevere. I'll get over it. And I will find my sweetheart!

Sub-Episode 5: Part 2 of McAttack. As you recall from the previous Sub-Episode, Darkbind Sonichu and I kicked those MCD- and B-Manajerk behinds. Darkbind left after the battle to continue his quest for his Princess Zelina Rosechu's re-awakening. After my victory speech, the manager in the Mal-Wart region barged in to challenge me. Which brings us up to date:

"Have some fistful fries!" (punching noise)

Aaaah! You knocked my wings off my head!

(more fighting noises) Oh man, all this soda pop gone to waste...I'd better take a shower and, ooh, uh, come out smelling like a flower. (shower noises) That was a mighty CWC shower. Anyway, now I'm mad. YAAAAH! I threw a punch and he catched it with his fist. D'oh. Uh, and he, and he lifts me up!

"Ah ha! Try to get out of my evil grip! Hahahaha!"

Dang it, I should've stayed transformed. But even then, would I become able to defeat this manajerk by myself?

Don't sweat it, Chris. There is a way to defeat.

What? Ancestor?

Hello, Chris.

It i- it is you. So good to see a friendly face. But I'm in a real bind now, so what advice do you have for me, wise one?

Do you recall how your powers made your wings real?

Yeah.

What you need now is a woman's touch.

What?

Look.

My Heart Torch? But it's made from Pixelblocks!

Yes, Chris, but understand I know if you combined with your powers, you could use it to summon your dream sibling. She would be able to help you much better than your...mother or yourself. Farewell, Chris, I'll check in with you later.

Summon my dream sibling? A'course! My twin sister, Crystal! I'll get the, I get the Heart Torch, I gotta get the Heart Torch, shoot, but there it is with the rest of my stuff on that table. I may be unable to transform, but I can still attack. Electric Hedgehog Attack, Growth!

And I'm made- And I'm made bigger. (weird whimper) Oh, and my hands and legs become bigger than his hands and grasp. So then I can easily get up and jump out of his, jump out, jump out of his hands, and I land nearby a chair. And then, there's like [??] between me and the Heart Torch. So he pulls out a laser gun and he...zaps me, and he tries to zap me, but he misses me all three times.

I get the Heart Torch and I go, "Heart Torch, Glow!" ("woo woo woo woo woo" noises) The beam blue lights around me, (more noises) and then right behind me, (more noises) I get cloned (more noises) with my female sis- female clone, which would be considered my sister. (more noises)

"Ah well... Fancy seeing you in the flesh, Christopher, my brother! Even though we're clones, we're still like siblings!"

And it is good to have you here, too, Crystal, my sister!

"Oh, swell," replies the W-M-Manajerk. "Now there's two of 'em? That makes my job a lot harder! But I'll do it anyway!"

(laser noise) He zaps his gun.

(gasp) "Get down, brother!" ("vroom" noise)

It misses the both of us.

"Oh, great! Another hole-in-one!"

Ah, thanks for the save, sis!

"No problem."

I see your, uh, your medallion. Do you possess the same amount, same ancient powers as I do?

"Yeah, I can transform!"

All right, then let's transform and get him!

"Yeah!"

YEAH!

(singing together) Electriiic Hedgehooog Powerrr! (transformation noises)

Ta-da! Chris-Chan Sonichu!

"Crystalina Rosechu!"

(laser noises) [???] zapping us, but we deflect with Mirror Coat, and it shoots his shooting arm off. "Ah."

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