Sonichu the Animated Series
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Sonichu: The Animated Series is a 12-part Flash webseries created by animator Spazkid that was produced from 2009 to 2010. The series, obviously, deconstructively parodies Sonichu in an over-the-top fashion. As of March 2015, the series comprised 10 episodes of the first season, and the second season has a single episode separated into 2 parts. Liquid Chris provides the voice of Chris in Episode 1 and Episodes 4-12.
Season 1
Episode 1
Episode one opens with a narrator welcoming the viewer to CWCville, saying how the love is forbidden and the population of virgins is 98%. The scene cuts to the home of Sonichu and Rosechu as they discuss the sex they just had (for 4 hours as the narrator says). Sonichu suggests a trip to visit his virgin dad (Chris), and Rosechu makes a mention to Episode 17, to which she accidentally refers to it as Issue 17. Sonichu smacks her and corrects her harshly. The next scene shows Sonichu and a beat up Rosechu walking outside, where they run into Blake/Black Sonichu (shortly being depicted as a chimp), who is publicly having sex with a blowup doll. Sonichu and Blake get into a verbal argument, and Chris shows up to stop the nonsense. Sonichu is excited by his father's appearance as a 'censored' image fills the screen, as the narrator verbally depicts Sonichu sucking on Chris's manboobs. A Jerkop appears to stop their love, and Sonichu is horrified by this, screaming "Oh no, its a JERKOP...A BLACK ONE"
The episode ends on this cliffhanger, the Narrator asking the audience if the Jerkop will be stopped, if Megan will be freed from the mirror, and if the seven Sonichus will ever be found.
Episode 2
The episode opens with Sonichu and Rosechu in fighting stances, ready to fight the Jerkop, who orders them to buy him KFC. Chris steps in to take the glory, opting to use his Sonichu medallion to transform and fight (which is depicted as being Chris with a blue Pikachu-ear hat on). The censored image appears again as the narrator verbally depicts the Jerkop sexually assaulting Chris before peeing on him. Chris is shown laying facedown covered in urine, declaring "All in a day's work!". Sonichu is proud of his father as he beats his Duck over Rosechu. The Next Day, the trio are at the mall, Chris being seen with the straw and sign as Sonichu sits next to him. Chris is angry that his sexist and racist sign has not gotten him laid yet:
| “ | Hey there Girls,
Lookin for a girl whos into 27 Years Virgins, who still piss themselves and has a tiny lopsided penis. No Darkies ): < |
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| Chris's sign | ||
Sonichu inspects the sign and says it "seems pretty bulletproof". Rosechu walks in with a boner (referring to the r34 images). Rosechu and Sonichu playfully jab at one another, but when Rosechu lightly nudges him, Sonichu snaps and beats the crap out of her while Chris stands. Rosechu lies crippled and bloodied, while Chris shrugs this off and starts to leave. A ninja suddenly appears, grabs Chris's medallion, and shoves it up his own butt
The narrator closes by asking if Chris-chan will ever get his medallion back, if Rosechu press charges against Sonichu for his abuse, and if Chris will ever touch real china.
Episode 3
The episode starts off with a recap of the last episode-the medallion was stolen. Then cuts to another censored scene- the narrator describes this as being an orgy between Sonichu, Rosechu, and Chris. As the two guys comment about the events, Chris says that it would be great if the events were a game. Sonichu encourages him to go to Nintendo with the idea, and the two make out. Chris sends in his idea and meets with Nintendo executives. They harshly turn down his idea, while Chris naively believes they will consider his Sonichu idea. Off-screen, the executive craps on Chris's face, and Chris ends up in the hospital with salmonella. Sonichu declares they are in a pickle, while a Pickle character cries "oh, Sonichu!". The two laugh for a second, then Sonichu snaps once more, then rabidly shakes the pickle in his mouth like a ragdoll while the Pickle cries out to stop.
Episode 4
The title is quickly referred to "Chris-Chan Saves The Planet", before being quickly scrapped. In the recap, the narrator says nothing happened, and confusedly mentions a guy in a pickle suit before saying the story sucked. Chris Chan is in his room playing Guitar Hero with no shirt on. Chris declares how the song was easy and talks about how thanks to Sonichu fans, he acquired a gift card to GameStop, with the chance of appearing in a future Guitar Hero game. Sonichu, butt-fisting a random goat, declares how he is proud of his father while the goat craps on him. Chris takes on the appearance of a caveman as he goes to the internet to check on his fans and is delighted to find 2,500 Youtube search results on his name and pulls up the Animated Series. Chris becomes angry at this and craps himself, calling out to Miss Allison to come and wipe his butt. Allison is annoyed and horrified to do so as Chris instructs her to clean "under the pickle as well". Allison mutters to herself about how much she hates her job.
This episode was originally created by PhinnyCobbler as an attempt to troll Spazkid. However, Spazkid actually liked it.
Episode 5
The episode begins with Megan about to deliver the finishing blow to Chris (presumably in a Yu-Gi-Oh style battle), when Bionic throws a basketball at her face, knocking her out and leaving her face a bloodied mess, Bionic saying "Go Fish, Jerkop". Chris says hello to Bionic and asks how he is. Bionic responds with a slightly sarcastic comment about sucking his girlfriend's pickle, while Chris sighs, saying Bionic is lucky to have someone special in his life. Megagi the skunk appears (with a boyish appearance and voice, hinting they may be a transwoman). Bionic declares he must go tend the beast and leaves Chris.
The scene cuts to PVCC where Mary is reading while Graduon yells at her. He asks why the Chaotic Combo have not been stopped, and why Chris is still mayor. To shut him up, Mary shoves the staff up herself while Graduon pleads. The ninja from episode 2 appears, and Mary asks if he has the medallion. Upon learning he shoved it up his butt, she asks if he recorded it, to which the ninja says he didn't. Mary becomes angry, saying the video was for her sexual pleasure, and fires crabs from her "dirty vagina" at the ninja, who screams in agony. Mary then yells for her minion to get bug spray for her china.
The episode cuts to Chris, Bubbles, presumably Lolisa, and Angelica having a tea party. Angelica talks about a dream she recently had in which God appeared, and told her he was going to have his way with her, and he could do so because he was God and made her. After that moment, she happily declares its tea time. Wild comes in, but is suddenly run over by the Ghost Buggy.
Then Rosechu's head randomly explodes before the ending title card appears.
Episode 6
The episode begins with a very muscular and 'attractive' Chris Chan beating up B-Manajerk, saying to never mess with a virgin with rage (his voice made deeper and manly). A girl, who is presumably Megan, swoons over Chris's strength, inhaling his Axe scent, and commenting on his twelve pack. She tells him that she's ready to be his boyfriend-free girlfriend and give him blowjobs. However, the real Chris wakes up, as the scene was all a dream. He cries out in anger over this, and an image of Gen. 3 Pinkie Pie talks to Chris (with an animated mouth). Chris mopes with ice cream and laments to the pony over his sexual frustrations. The pony mentions how girls like boys in bands, giving Chris the idea to start up a band. Sonichu says he will provide percussion, then punches Rosechu (who was just standing there) over the fact that she's so pink. Wild Sonichu says he will play the Sit and Spin (a child's toy), then proceeds to play on said item, and a random black guy says he will play the washboard. A beat up Rosechu tries to say they aren't real instruments, but Sonichu smacks her with a chair, knocking her out.
The band starts to practice in a garage, while audio from Chris's Original Song is played. Wild comments how amazing they are as Chris wishes they had more popularity. He then finds a random poster in a nearby pile of dog-crap, declaring it a sign from God himself. God's hand and voice appear in the clouds, pointing out how a note found in a pile of crap isn't a sign from him, but Chris ignores this as the scene cuts to "CWClub" as Mayor Chris is welcomed onstage to a less-than-enthused audience. One audience member makes a comment on how he is sucking himself off, and Chris yells at them to stay straight, then starts to perform. They are quickly booed, and Wild is hit with a brick. As more bricks fly to the stage, Chris takes this as they love it. He thanks everyone for their donations, and is smacked with a brick.
Episode 7
The episode begins with Sonichu and Rosechu (with a burly voice) about to engage in sexual activity. Chris pauses the scene to fill the audience in on Sonichu/Rosechu genitals, and on "boobies...vaginas...mmmm, gorgeous". He describes how, much like it's explained in the comic, Sonichu penises are in their stomachs, and they must tilt forward and have the genitals slip out like a Pez Dispenser to obtain a boner. Chris makes the random note that Sonichu has a subscription to Playboy, as Chris does, so this automatically means he's straight- and trolls cannot say otherwise. He then moves onto Rosechu anatomy- they have giant airbags on their chest (he should know, he has a lot of sex dolls). He begins to describe Rosechu "china" and ends up making a poor sketch of it, pointing out the labia (an eery foreshadowing).
The scene cuts to post-sex as Sonichu talks about a great safe-sex ("You know, for the kids!"), then thanks a random Hispanic guy named Rico for the "coffee and Mexican sex". Rosechu calls him over to show him a Slanderous Website that drags their rep as well as Chris's through the mud. Sonichu starts to feel nauseous at the images, as Rosechu freaks out then grabs a camera, ranting about how she's going to go take nudes and they TOTALLY won't photoshop a penis on her. Once she's gone, Sonichu starts to jerk off to the images found on the site.
Sonichu, Rosechu, and Wild arrive to 4Cent's building. Sonichu asks Wild if he knows his missions, and Wild (who looks and sounds like Snake from Metal Gear Solid) says he knows, taking a drag on multiple cigarettes at once, and that if he doesn't make it, he wants Sonichu to know something- that Sonichu's a homo. Wild then starts to make out with a box, and a censored image implies he is having sex with the box as a horrified Sonichu watches.
Sonichu and Rosechu make it inside the building and look around. Sonichu doesn't like the place, and Rosechu comments how she likes how "the door matches the walls", then Sonichu punches her in the face. Beel, with a flamboyant voice, is on the phone making a gross comment on Brad Pitt involving his feces, then notices the pair. Sonichu says that he and his "gf" have a meeting with Jason. Beel mentions how Jason mentioned two rodents wanting to visit him, but tells Sonichu he needs him to do something for him first, unzipping his pants. A horrified Rosechu pleads with Sonichu not to do it, but Sonichu mentions how its okay- Joseph taught forgiveness. On the elevator ride up, and angry Rosechu glares at Sonichu, who has some navy on his face. Rosechu angrily points this out when Sonichu asks her what's wrong, to which he quickly licks part of it up. The pair arrives at Jason's floor. Jason introduces himself as a "20-year-old troll who only offers slanderous mockery", then introduces his 17-year-old sex-slave that he has unprotected sex with. She happily greets the duo as Jason yells at her to shut up. He then shows a picture of committing small crimes such as littering, carving his name into a public bathroom wall as he craps, and jaywalking naked in a busy intersection. All of these crimes horrify Sonichu, who says Joseph will not forgive Jason. He silences the pair, revealing that Chris's ED page will never be taken down, and the meeting is over. The scene is randomly interrupted by Ray Charles and backup singers singing "Hit The Road, Jack!". Midway through the song, Jason hits him with a rock, then grunts "stupid-" before a voiceover says "black person". Jason tells them to go, and Rosechu to "play with her pickle", as he throws a pickle to her, hitting her in the head. She picks up the pickle and crushes it in her hand, morphing into The Incredible Lioness, before declaring "I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!!" in a DBZ-style Super Saiyan stance, before lunging on Jason. Jason screams in agony off-screen, making a comment about a fish smell, as Sonichu watches in horror. Rosechu snaps out of it, back to normal and fully clothed, asking what happened. Sonichu brushes all of this off and asks if Rosechu wants to go shopping, then take him out to dinner later, to which she happily agrees.
Jason lies there, face bloodied, saying how he should have died from the attack, but dark forces keep him alive. Then comments "What a show!" before the ending title card pops up.
Episode 8
Sonichu and friends celebrate Sonichu's 19th birthday. Bionic rapes Magi-chan. Bubbles gives Blake a cupcake. Rosechu distorts herself and shatters your ears.
Silvana transforms into bubbles and tricks Blake into having sex with her. She keeps the same voice, which sounds like "A barbed cock in her throat", which Silvana quickly covers up by exclaiming "I was sucking off a dragon for bus fare". She almost tricks Bubbles into having sex with her by disguising herself as Blake, but thanks to the help of Magi chan, and Abe Lincoln, She sees through it. Silvana is actually Sean Connery. Patrick Stewart appears and fights Sean Connery. Sean Connery is blasted back to Scotland.
Episode 9
Chris mass debates to Transformers Animated and drinks Long Island Iced Tea that's "enchanted" with his comeuppance.
And then, as Sonichu and Rosechu approached him after their night of activity, after their short dialogue, Chris decided to get a job in order to find himself a sweetheart (after being convinced by Sonichu).
So as Chris tried to get employed, he got dismissed from an unknown office, then a grocery store right after grossing out the manager named Sarah. An unknown amount of failures later, Chris ended up in a gay bar, where he finally found himself a job, only to realize what kind of a bar he ended up in. Shortly after, stardate Aug 15, 2009, Chris, in spite of mentioning being employed at a gay bar, tries to convince the audience that he is in fact straight in his usual manner.
Episode 10
The citizens of CWCville threaten to impeach Chris and a special election is held with candidates BILLY MAYS, Chris, and Mary Lee Walsh. Mary promises sex for those who vote for her, while Billy promises the power of OXYCLEAN. In the end, special guest star Soulja Boy wins the election.
Season 2
Episode 1, Part 1
Episode 1, Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
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| Created By | Cory J.Beck |
| Also known as | Spazkid |
About Spazkid
Born on September 7, 1990, Cory J. Beck, known by his online handles ChainReacti0n, Spazkid, Spazkid12, SpazkidXD and Spazkidin3D, created Sonichu: The Animated Series with friends he had on his Skype account. Having channels constantly flagged down on YouTube, he had to censor certain episodes of the cartoon and put the uncensored video files on Dailymotion.
Cory ended the series after not having any more interest in Chris, topped with constant dramas/slap fights he had with voice actors and writers of the flash cartoon. One person in particular he had constant battles with was the voice of Sonichu and Rosechu.
Nowadays, Cory draws pornography, does little podcasts with his animator friends and is currently working on a game. In one episode of a podcast he lent his voice to, he talked about Chris and the animated series.
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Skip to 11:23 to hear Cory talk about Chris.
Chris's reaction
Chris has said in Vanessa AIM Chat 3 to Joshua Martinez that he had seen a bit of the series when asked about it. His opinions on the show are still unknown.