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==Sony and Chris==
==Sony and Chris==
As a company, Sony has [[troll]]ed Chris inadvertently several times, including the infamous [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] scandal in [[2007]]. During the contest, [[Megan|rape was alleged]], [[Cole Smithey|family issues were brought to light]], and Chris... [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Master Onion A-La Mode|just watch]]. In August 2010, an employee at Sony of [[America]] allegedly accidentally trolled Chris into [[Stardate, August 27, 2010|formatting his hard drive]].
As a company, Sony has [[troll]]ed Chris inadvertently several times, including the infamous [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] scandal in [[2007]]. During the contest, [[Megan|rape was alleged]], [[Cole Smithey|family issues were brought to light]], and Chris... [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Master Onion A-La Mode|just watch]]. In August 2010, an employee at Sony of [[America]] allegedly accidentally trolled Chris into [[Stardate, August 27, 2010|formatting his hard drive]].


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*''[[ModNation Racers]]''
*''[[ModNation Racers]]''
*[[Video games]]
*[[Video games]]
==External links==
*[[wikipedia:Sony|Sony]] at [[Wikipedia]]


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Revision as of 15:46, 20 July 2011

I HAVE DONE MY HOMEWORK, AND THE PLAYSTATION PEOPLE KNOW OF THEIR ERRORS.

JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED, OR I AM NOT AUTISTIC.

Chris in PSN Blogs
Thank you Sony, for helping me meet trolls.

The Sony Corporation (or as Chris used to call it, "Playstation people") is one of Chris's game company hardons. Creators of the PS3, PSP, and the PSEye. In a odd way, we have to blame Sony perhaps more than Nintendo for contributing to Chris's mental degradation (after all, Nintendo never gave him a camera and unfiltered Internet access).

Sony and Chris

As a company, Sony has trolled Chris inadvertently several times, including the infamous Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown scandal in 2007. During the contest, rape was alleged, family issues were brought to light, and Chris... just watch. In August 2010, an employee at Sony of America allegedly accidentally trolled Chris into formatting his hard drive.

While Chris plugs many products (and never receives payment for doing so), none are more prominently displayed than the PS3. This four hundred dollar soul stealer has been subject to many, many creepy forms of idolization. One would wonder why Chris thinks Sony would ever want to appear in anything made by a man who soils himself. In Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke, we finally find out via a close-up of the bezel of Chris's 32" LCD TV which was purchased in September 2009 that even his television is also a Sony. Because of the high price of Sony television sets (at least near $1,000 for even a lower-tier model), this means Bob threw a nice chunk of change toward another quality gift for Chris.

Interestingly, Chris was not always a blindly devoted fan of Sony. In the Animal Crossing Documentary, we see that back in 2003, Chris pledged his allegiance to Nintendo and the Gamecube, stating that both forerunners to the PS3 stank as much as the original Xbox. It is unknown at which point Chris defected to Sony, nor the reasons for doing so, though the existence of the Wii Remote of Fail indicates that he never completely abandoned Nintendo. In the video NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!, Chris appealed to Sony (as well as to Nintendo and even Microsoft) to bunch up and stop the trolls.

Fan videos

Chris-chan Humps PS3 to the Benny Hill Theme Song
Stardate 24 July 2009
Made By CWCvillelulz
Subject Matter What would ya do for a PS3?
Video Type VG Remix
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

See also

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