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Bubbles is a Rosechu, and a member of the Chaotic Combo that formed from eggs released by the Chaotic Rainbow as a result of the collision between Super Sonic the Hedgehog and a Pikachu. Of all the members of the Chaotic Combo, Bubbles is the most generic and useless; a soulless filler character who has almost no purpose in the comic. Her initial purpose was to balance the Chaotic Combo by having a Water-type Pokémon, but in later comics, her role was expanded to be a filler character for subplots, until Chris needed to find an appropriate romantic partner for other, more important characters. Despite the fact that she was hatched in 2004, Chris still insists that she is over eighteen and therefore making porn of her and Blake doesn’t make him a pedofork. He then promptly retconned her birthdate to all the way back to 1989 for the express purpose of making porn out of her and her canonically four-year-old boyfriend.

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