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  • 1 February - Chris reveals that he was commissioned to do the album artwork for L'Eclipse Nue's newest release, "Negative". In typical Chris fashion, he couldn't help but scrawl his huge signature across the piece.
  • 30 January - It's revealed that Chris had started glitter bombing (a practice usually used against politicians who are opposed to same-sex marriage) Sega through the mail, in another desperate attempt to try and reverse Sonic's arm color.
  • 25 January: Chris begins begging his white knights to purchase him the Lego "Grand Emporium" set, which is a shopping mall. One (unintentionally) snarky comment from William Elliott Waterman, who notes he has none of the parts, gains over 80 likes.
  • 24 January: Chris uploads an imgur file of said piece.
  • 23 January: Chris posts his latest masterpiece on Facebook, "My Mind is a Blank". He rages at the CWCki, Encyclopedia Dramatica, and stress all in the same post. One of Chris's white knights compares our treatment of Chris to how the KKK treats blacks--a comment so ironic, even William Elliott Waterman was outraged.
  • 21 January: A newer voicemail greeting is leaked onto YouTube.
  • 19 January: Christorians discover that Chris has removed all of his items to sell on eBay. Also, Chris discovers that his white knight, Kenneth Englehardt, bought a flesh-armed Sonic comic book...that had a preview for Sonic Boom. Even though the comic's focus wasn't on the blue-armed bandit, Chris proceeded to rage and shun him out of his group.

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