Also known as tobacco, this agricultural product contains a powerful stimulant and is commonly smoked, which people complain about, but little known is it can also be snuffed (snorted like cocaine) or chewed. Christian Weston Chandler hates tobacky almost as much as homos. If he could, he would send every last ounce of tobacky on a rocket to the moon.
In an ED edit from 10 November 2007, Chris said:
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He [Chris] also talks about how he wants to take every ounce of "tobacky"(said that way, because he felt uncomfortable saying the actual fucking word) and shoot it to the moon.
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In an IRC chat from 02 January 2009, Chris revised his proposition to hurl the world's stock of tobacco towards the sun:
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I have given thought of sending the tobacco to the Sun, but then the smell from all that would likely emit from the giant star and stink up our Galaxy, possibly shortening the lifespan not only around our world, but the other 8 planets as well.
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| Chris, IRC, 02 Jan 2009, 12:17
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For someone who claimed to have an IQ of "over 300" later in the aforementioned chat, the fact of space being a vacuum escapes him.
