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I'm just an amateur web journalist reporting on Earth 1218's version of the Truman Show.
I'm just done with empty internet drama. T'Hell with this noise.  


==A little back story==
I'm done getting heated over flipping 1's and 0's.  
I heard about Chris on YouTube in early 2017. I was curious and dug down the rabbit hole some more. My curiosity developed into a deeper interest – like many others here, I quickly realized that Chris just might be the most documented, even the most famous, person in the world.  


*Sure, Rihanna or Freddie Mercury might be more of a household name, but neither one of them has in-depth articles discussing their [[Family tree|family members]], [[gal-pal|friends]], and [[trolls|foes]].  
I think I have some kind of multiple personality disorder pathology.


*[[Pmurt]] and [[Obama]] might have more clout, but no one is logging every [[shirt]] they own and what speeches they wear them to.  
Fuck Kiwi Farms.  


*Natalie Portman and Oprah might have more charisma, but there's no webpage dedicated to their [[Poop|bowel movements]].  
I own up to being the creator of an ultimately self-destructive thread.


*Paris Hilton and Kim K might have more connections, but no one has made detailed maps of their [[bedroom]]s.  
Andddddd I got banned from rationalwiki over my participation in documenting Christory.  


*Elton John and Jimi Hendrix can actually play an instrument, but no one is analyzing their [[Manchester High Leaks|high school homework]].
annnnddddddd I guess I'm a kiwifarmer even if I have a troll account.


*The Queen of England just might be the most powerful woman in the world, but we know little about her [[Fangs|dental health]].  
I'm a fucking hypocrite.


*Temple Grandin and Satoshi Tajiri are also notable people with [[autism|HFA]], but there's no wiki pointing out their every autistic trait.
looks like I'm one of you guys.
 
*There's only a handful of documents pointing to the existence of Aristotle, but many more pointing to the existence of our hero, [[Chris]].
 
But despite his highly public life, there's still a lot we don't know about Chris. And that's where we, the new wave of Christorians, come in.  
 
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Latest revision as of 18:04, 4 October 2023

I'm just done with empty internet drama. T'Hell with this noise.

I'm done getting heated over flipping 1's and 0's.

I think I have some kind of multiple personality disorder pathology.

Fuck Kiwi Farms.

I own up to being the creator of an ultimately self-destructive thread.

Andddddd I got banned from rationalwiki over my participation in documenting Christory.

annnnddddddd I guess I'm a kiwifarmer even if I have a troll account.

I'm a fucking hypocrite.

looks like I'm one of you guys.