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BEAT REMEMBERS THIS PLACE HOLY SHIT.


I'm Beat!  And right now I have lots of important drinking to do!
I GUESS I'LL DO SOME RANDOM MAINTENANCE TYPE SHIT.
==My to do list==
I'm gonna reformat every Transcript with a conversation EVER.
 
Even when it's Chris talking to himself.
 
'''Especially''' when it's Chris talking to himself.  The videobooks are Nigh-on incomprehensible.
 
[[User:Beat/Sandbox|Sandbox]]
 
==Stuff I did==
Uhhhh...
*I think I kicked off [[Chris and Remorse]].  Too bad it kinda sucks.
*I remember writing most of [[Death threats]] when it was created.  Didn't start the page though.
*I'm pretty sure I did a lot of work on the early version of [[Chris and English]].  That said, [[Speech impediment]] and [[Chris and writing]] kind of make it redundant.
*I wrote some nonsense for [[Chris and music]], mostly just "GRRR CHRIS SUCKS AT RAP".
*A list of [[Fan:Mailbag references|famous people]] who sent Chris letters.
*I wrote the fist draft of the main [[Asperchu]] article.
*[[America]], Fuck yeah.
==My letters to Chris==
*[[Mailbag 13#My brain feels like a bomb, night and day. It must expand!|The Man who was Thursday]], on literature.
*[[Mailbag 18#There is wishful thinking in Hell as well as on Earth|The Screwtape Letters]], on making people do stuff.
*[[Mailbag 41#Alternate character interpretation|Milton Bradley]], on Asperchu, deleted because Chris hates Asperchu.
*[[Mailbag 43#The everlasting man|G.K. Chesterton]], on blasphemy, deleted because I didn't approach the topic gently enough.
 
==I'm gonna babble about TVTropes here or something==
So Chris actually has a pretty big following on TVtropes.  Their page on Sonichu links to us all over the place, which means their information is generally as accurate as ours is.
 
He's actually started infecting other pages of their wiki as well.  I was reading about this fantasy novel series one of my friends told me about, and it described one of the Characters as "hates his virginity on Chris-chan levels."  It didn't even link back to the Sonichu page.  Somebody put that in there under the assumption that if you were on TVtropes, you knew at least the basics of Chris's existence, that he's a virgin and he's not happy about it.  No frame of reference required.
 
While I doubt that everybody who browses the site is as well versed in his life and antics as we are, that sort of universal recognition is pretty impressive.
 
==Chris Gone forever?!==
lol no.
 
That said, I'm among the few who think it will probably be a few weeks before we get anything substantial.  Rocky is (apparently) doing everything she can to keep him away from the internet, and he just swore of the CWCipedia.  That's not to say he won't probably try to take it back, but it looks like the powers that be are sick to death of him having it.  He's a lazy fuck, so it'll definitely be awhile before he gets a new website, and without the protection the CWCipedia offered him, it won't be long before it gets hacked to all hell.
 
I figure for maybe the next two weeks or so the most we'll see of him are occasional GameFaqs posts.  People with OKCupid accounts might also want to keep track of his profile there to see when he logs in (last I checked he was there on the 25th), but as of right now he has no website and no reason to make videos for our viewing pleasure.
 
He'll be back.  He always is, but it's gonna be a little while.  Cue the faggots at /CWC/ screaming about how it's really over this time.

Latest revision as of 22:02, 13 January 2012

American Flag Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!
Christian cross Christian
This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior.
Mail Operation Mailbag
This user contributed to the Mailbag and had their e-mail answered by Chris.
Mumble Service Medal March Mumble Madness
This user nearly went mad in March 2010 to provide CWCki with accurate and complete transcriptions of the Mumble chats.
Iron Cross CWChronology Iron Cross
Thank u for ur great help towards the obsessive chronological documentation of Chris-Chan's life! :3
I'll Break You Dead Transcriber
This user transcribes videos, and has no doubt become insane from regular exposure to Chris's fail.
Straight STRAIGHT
This user is STRAIGHT. and likes dykes & china. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

BEAT REMEMBERS THIS PLACE HOLY SHIT.

I GUESS I'LL DO SOME RANDOM MAINTENANCE TYPE SHIT.