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The '''Voicemail message''' of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] is something that many [[trolls]] have to experience quite often if they attempt to prank call Chris. However, Chris makes sure that the experience is never the same twice in a row, by changing the message very often. Chris' message has went trough a wide variety of changes, ranging from straightforward to downright bizarre. | |||
== Examples of Chris' Voicemail Message == | |||
=== [[Car Pranks|2 August 2009]] === | |||
== [[Car Pranks|2 August 2009]] == | |||
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello. You have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler. I'm sorry I could not answer right now, but please leave your name message, telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And I was advised heavily by my [[Bob Chandler|publicist]] and my [[Barbara Chandler|lawyers]] to not do any interviews or a documentaries whatsoever. Even in- Because I got so much reputation-and at stake-at the current time. Also if this is a, uh, [[Troll]] trying to troll me back, do you think how much [[Minor CWC-isms|trollin' stupid]]? I'm not [[Naive|trollin' stupid]], you're [[Slow-in-the-minds|trollin' stupid]]. Have a good day. | <font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello. You have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler. I'm sorry I could not answer right now, but please leave your name message, telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And I was advised heavily by my [[Bob Chandler|publicist]] and my [[Barbara Chandler|lawyers]] to not do any interviews or a documentaries whatsoever. Even in- Because I got so much reputation-and at stake-at the current time. Also if this is a, uh, [[Troll]] trying to troll me back, do you think how much [[Minor CWC-isms|trollin' stupid]]? I'm not [[Naive|trollin' stupid]], you're [[Slow-in-the-minds|trollin' stupid]]. Have a good day. | ||
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHJ1gev6x7o Listen here!] | * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHJ1gev6x7o Listen here!] | ||
== 1 March 2011 == | === 1 March 2011 === | ||
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm sorry, but the person you are trying to reach is [[Greene County Conspiracy|very paranoid of cyber-bullies]] at this time. If you are coming in on restricted, unknown, or [[Chris and English|out-of-state-of-Virginia number]], please do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again. Message 1-5-8. | <font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm sorry, but the person you are trying to reach is [[Greene County Conspiracy|very paranoid of cyber-bullies]] at this time. If you are coming in on restricted, unknown, or [[Chris and English|out-of-state-of-Virginia number]], please do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again. Message 1-5-8. | ||
* [http://vocaroo.com/?media=vbRZXzyfE8F7mySE6 Listen here] | * [http://vocaroo.com/?media=vbRZXzyfE8F7mySE6 Listen here] | ||
Revision as of 15:07, 17 April 2011
The Voicemail message of Christian Weston Chandler is something that many trolls have to experience quite often if they attempt to prank call Chris. However, Chris makes sure that the experience is never the same twice in a row, by changing the message very often. Chris' message has went trough a wide variety of changes, ranging from straightforward to downright bizarre.
Examples of Chris' Voicemail Message
2 August 2009
Chris: Hello. You have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler. I'm sorry I could not answer right now, but please leave your name message, telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And I was advised heavily by my publicist and my lawyers to not do any interviews or a documentaries whatsoever. Even in- Because I got so much reputation-and at stake-at the current time. Also if this is a, uh, Troll trying to troll me back, do you think how much trollin' stupid? I'm not trollin' stupid, you're trollin' stupid. Have a good day.
1 March 2011
Chris: I'm sorry, but the person you are trying to reach is very paranoid of cyber-bullies at this time. If you are coming in on restricted, unknown, or out-of-state-of-Virginia number, please do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again. Message 1-5-8.
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