User:VanKrause/Chris is

IRC chat that took place on 18 May 2009. Everyone talked about Chris in a Norrisesque fashion.

00:36 < Gulf> Nails is great, but ministry will alwasy own my heart
00:36 < Geddy_Lee> Dream Theater is fucking awesome
00:36 < NonExistent> nails are having their last tour
00:37 < NonExistent> they are calling it quits.
00:37 < Gulf> ever since Reznor quit the booze
00:37 < Geddy_Lee> He was influenced by Chris
00:37 < Gulf> he saw Chris and then REALLY fell into depression
00:38 < NonExistent> Chris should listen to slayer
00:38 < Geddy_Lee> hahaha
00:38 < NonExistent> then he might kill himself.
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00:38 < Geddy_Lee> Kurt Cobain was also influenced by Chris
00:38 < Gulf> carved SONICHU in jagged letters into his arm
00:38 < NonExistent> Chris killed John lenon
00:38 < Geddy_Lee> YES
00:38 < Geddy_Lee> Lennon's killer looked like chris chan
00:38 < Gulf> Wrong...Chris let Paul McCartney LIVE
00:38 < NonExistent> His music was over shadowing The Hedge Hog Boys
00:39 < Geddy_Lee> OMG
00:39 < Geddy_Lee> don't rip on paul
00:39 < NonExistent> All of the Greatest Music Fiascoes were caused by Chris
00:39 < Geddy_Lee> Yoko Ono was CREATED by Chris
00:39 < NonExistent> Chris crashed the plane with Buddy Holly and half of Lynrd Sknryd
00:39 < Gulf> Chris drove Brian Wilson crazy
00:39 < Decoy_Octillery> Phil Specter was created by Chris.
00:39 < Gulf> good one
00:40 <@canine> chris killed kurt cobain
00:40 < NonExistent> Chris started Nikki Sixx's Drug addiction
00:40 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris created Courtney Love from his greasy hair
00:40 <%LadyCameron> chris also killed layne staley
00:40 < Geddy_Lee> No. Kurt Cobain was influenced by chris, and told him he wasnt gonna make no more sonichu comix... so yeah
00:40 < NonExistent> Chris made Slash appear on American Idol
00:41 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris caused the Cure to become faggy.
00:41 < Gulf> caused?
00:41 < Geddy_Lee> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_David_Chapman  Chris is THIS GUY
00:41 <%LadyCameron> Chris made Metallica cut their hair.
00:41 < Geddy_Lee> lol ^^
00:41 < Gulf> Chris made Sioxsie Sioux cry
00:41 < NonExistent> Chris was the main influence to My Chemical Romance, The Jonas Brothers, High School Musical, and Hannah Montana
00:41 < Geddy_Lee> Chris is keeping my band from making it big
00:42 < NonExistent> Chris is the reason why MTV plays only rap.
00:42 < Gulf> Chris made sure Soulja Boy sold millions
00:42 < Geddy_Lee> hence my reason
00:42 < NonExistent> Chris Killed the Radio The Star.
00:42 < Herr_Perfekt> metallica has blown hard since the cutting of said hair
00:42 <%LadyCameron> Chris is the reason MTV is not "M"TV anymore
00:42 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris cancelled Sifl and Olly
00:42 < NonExistent> Chris made KISS take off their make up
00:42 < Decoy_Octillery> FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
00:42 < Gulf> Chris is the reason Live Aid happened
00:42 < Geddy_Lee> Kirk Hammet grew it back, and Robert trujillo has knee-length hair
00:42 < AnalCactus> Chris confused Jimi Hendrix's sleeping pill dosage.
00:43 < NonExistent> Chris wanted to stop Woodstock
00:43 < Gulf> Chris told Donovan he was good
00:43 < Geddy_Lee> lawls
00:43 < AnalCactus> Chris was the pilot on Stevie Ray Vaughan's helicopter
00:43 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris was behind Woodstock '99
00:43 < Gulf> Chris stabbed that bitch at the Rolling Stones concert
00:43 < NonExistent> lol
00:43 < Decoy_Octillery> he DID Woodstock '99
00:43 < AnalCactus> Chris wrote "Make Believe" for Weezer
00:43 < Geddy_Lee> Chris drugged Jaco pastorius and made him act like him.... hence he got beaten 2 death
00:43 < Gulf> Chris broke up Van Halen...the REAL Van Halen
00:43 < Geddy_Lee> lols
00:43 < NonExistent> Chris made Phil Collins believe he was the Higher Functioning Autistic
00:44 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris was the main influence behind Weezer's post-pinkerton work.
00:44 < AnalCactus> Chris put the brown M&M in David Lee Roth's bowl
00:44 < Geddy_Lee> hence Genesis went straight to hell
00:44 < Gulf> Chris made Peter Gabriels face melt
00:44 < NonExistent> Chris caused all of the Beatles Break ups
00:44 < NonExistent> Chris is why McJagger is so ugly.
00:44 < Gulf> Chris is the reason the Rolling Stones are still around
00:44 < AnalCactus> Chris encouraged Ringo's post-Beatles career
00:44 < Decoy_Octillery> lol mcJagger
00:45 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris stabbed George Harrison
00:45 < Geddy_Lee> Chris caused Rap
00:45 < NonExistent> Chris is rap
00:45 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris ruined rap.
00:45 < Gulf> Chris is the reason Smashing Pumppkins...oh never mind
00:45 < Decoy_Octillery> lol
00:45 < Gulf> Chris made Kevin Shields get fat
00:45 < NonExistent> Chris is why the WII is nothing but mario party knock offs
00:45 < Geddy_Lee> and Rosie O donnelll
00:45 < AnalCactus> Chris hooked up Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love
00:46 < Gulf> Chris wrote Kurt Cobains will
00:46 < Gulf> I think we're running out of bands
00:46 < NonExistent> Holy fuck how many of these did we just make.
00:46 < Geddy_Lee> Chris is responsible for all presidents' deaths
00:46 <%LadyCameron> i'd say 50+
00:46 < NonExistent> Chris is the cause of the wiggles
00:46 < AnalCactus> Chris went back in time and crashed Buddy Holly's plane
00:46 < Gulf> therwe's only 47 presidents
00:46 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason Coachella sucks ass.
00:46 < NonExistent> I already said that one.
00:47 < Geddy_Lee> 44
00:47 < NonExistent> Chris found Carmen Sand Diego and then raped her China
00:47 < Gulf> Chris is the reason Oasis are famous
00:47 < Geddy_Lee> and Waldo too
00:47 < Geddy_Lee> and stole his shirt
00:47 < NonExistent> and raped his pickle
00:47 < Gulf> Geddy Lee: shows how much I know lol
00:47 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason behind Top 40 radio.
00:47 < NonExistent> Chris found Sonic the Hedgehog and now there is a Missing Person Report for him.
00:47 < Gulf> Chris is behind TALK radio
00:47 < NonExistent> Chris is Bill O'Rielly
00:47 <%LadyCameron> Chris killed most of Lynnard Skynard
00:48 < Decoy_Octillery> AM Talk radio
00:48 < Decoy_Octillery> AM Talk radio
00:48 < AnalCactus> Chris gave Freddie Mercury AIDS
00:48 < Gulf> lol
00:48 < Geddy_Lee> Chris started scientology
00:48 < NonExistent> Chris is Xenu
00:48 < Gulf> Chris was the vomit Bon Scott choked on
00:48 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason Klaus Nomi is dead
00:48 < NonExistent> Chris killed James Dean
00:48 <%LadyCameron> Chris killed Bon Scott
00:48 < Gulf> Chris shat in Mozarts soup
00:48 < NeonKnight082> Chris killed Kenny.
00:48 < Geddy_Lee> Chris killed dimebag darrell
00:48 < NonExistent> Chris Killed Biggie Smalls
00:48 < Gulf> hey that was sad
00:48 < Geddy_Lee> and Tupac
00:49 <%LadyCameron> Chris killed hip hop
00:49 < Gulf> in a cage match
00:49 < NonExistent> Chris killed Techno
00:49 < AnalCactus> Chris made Bonzo drink himself to death
00:49 < NonExistent> Chris killed Pop
00:49 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason P. Diddy, 50 cent is rich.
00:49 < NonExistent> Chris made Bono a douchebag
00:49 < Geddy_Lee> Chris taught Yngwie Malmsteen to shred
00:49 < Gulf> Chris gave Bono a contract
00:49 < Gulf> lololol
00:49 < AnalCactus> John Bonham saw Chris in the future and said "fuck it, i'm not sharing my oxygen with him"
00:49 < NonExistent> lol.
00:50 < Gulf> Chris stole the words to Louie Louie
00:50 < Geddy_Lee> Keith moon thought he was gonna become like chris
00:50 < NonExistent> Chris invented the segway.
00:50 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason Juggalos exist
00:50 <%LadyCameron> Chris forced Chrysler into bankruptcy
00:50 < NonExistent> Chris is the end of the stock market.
00:50 < AnalCactus> Chris wrote all of Green Day's material since the 2000's
00:50 < Geddy_Lee> Chris killed the USSR (and now the US and A)
00:50 <~clydeC> Chris did 9/11
00:50 < Gulf> Chris killed Jesus
00:50 < NonExistent> Chris is 9/11
00:50 < Geddy_Lee> obvious
00:50 <~clydeC> Chris was the 20th hijacker
00:50 < NonExistent> Chris spoiled the bible.
00:51 <%LadyCameron> Chris was really vice president
00:51 < Gulf> Chris is the mystery meat
00:51 < Geddy_Lee> Chris was George W
00:51 <%LadyCameron> not Cheney
00:51 <%GeckoMantis> chris is the reason they think micro payments wwork
00:51 < NonExistent> Chris was the 2nd assassin.
00:51 < Gulf> Chris is in a scret vault
00:51 < AnalCactus> Chris wrote the Phantom Menace
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00:51 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason Nietzsche is right about god.
00:51 < NonExistent> Chris killed Broadway.
00:51 < Gulf> Chris funded Batman & Robin
00:51 < NonExistent> Chris killed God.
00:51 <%GeckoMantis> chris edited jar jar binks in the end of return of the jedi
00:51 < NonExistent> Chris voiced Jar Jar Binks
00:51 < Geddy_Lee> Chris made Troll 2
00:51 <~clydeC> Chris is Jar Jar binks
00:52 <%LadyCameron> Chris turned Anakin into Darth VAdar
00:52 < Decoy_Octillery> omg
00:52 < NeonKnight082> What? Jar jar is in the return of the Jedi?
00:52 < Gulf> tell me it isn;t true
00:52 < NonExistent> Chris made Family Guy
00:52 <@canine> nah, that's too creative for him
00:52 <%GeckoMantis> he was edited in in one of the later edits
00:52 < NonExistent> true.
00:52 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason he edited young anakin in return of the jedi
00:52 <%LadyCameron> Chris is Peter Griffin
00:52 < Geddy_Lee> Troll 2 is Chris-chan turned into a movie
00:52 <@canine> rather, he inspired whats-his-name by his dumbassery
00:52 < AnalCactus> Chris is the main writer of family guy
00:52 <~clydeC> chris is voldemort
00:52 < Gulf> Seth McFuckface
00:52 < NonExistent> Chris is the reason why we can't have nice things.
00:52 <~clydeC> chris is the reason we
00:53 <@canine> chris is the reason the dinosaurs died out
00:53 <~clydeC> chris is why sonic the hedgehog still exists
00:53 <%LadyCameron> Chris is the one ring to rule them all
00:53 < Gulf> Chris is behind MSG
00:53 <%GeckoMantis> chris is the reason the economy sucks
00:53 < Geddy_Lee> and the dodos
00:53 <~clydeC> chris caused hurricane katrina
00:53 < NonExistent> Chris got everyone addicted to World of Warcraft
00:53 <~clydeC> chris doesn't care about black people
00:53 < Gulf> Chris killed the dinosaurs
00:53 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason Rush Limbaugh has a job.
00:53 <%GeckoMantis> chris is the reason the ps3 hasn't failed yet
00:53 <%LadyCameron> Chris helped create Windows Vista
00:53 < Gulf> Chris won the game
00:53 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason Hal Turner has a job.
00:53 < NonExistent> Chris lost the game
00:53 <~clydeC> chris is the reason sarah palin is in the mainstream
00:53 < AnalCactus> Chris invented religion
00:53 < Geddy_Lee> Chris has made us follow him into a cult and now we're making endless trolling about what he's caused
00:53 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason Pat Robertson has a job.
00:53 <@canine> chris did 9/11
00:53 < Gulf> Chris invented rednecks
00:53 <~clydeC> chris invented failure
00:53 < NonExistent> Chris made Twilight.
00:54 < AnalCactus> Edward Cullen is based on Chris
00:54 < Gulf> Chris ded Tungunska
00:54 <~clydeC> chris did watergate
00:54 <%LadyCameron> Chris is Twilight
00:54 < Gulf> Chris is Nixon
00:54 < NonExistent> Chris is Bella
00:54 <~clydeC> chris is not a crook
00:54 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason Fox News still exist.
00:54 < Gulf> Chris is a failure
00:54 < Geddy_Lee> Chris killed the Roman EMpire
00:54 <%LadyCameron> Chris deleted the 18 minutes from the nixon tapes
00:54 < NonExistent> Chris caused the Holocaust.
00:54 < Gulf> Chris created Cheese Wiz
00:54 < AnalCactus> Chris is behind all reality shows
00:54 <~clydeC> chris outed anne frank
00:54 < Geddy_Lee> Chris is Fred Phelps' hero
00:54 <%LadyCameron> Chris is behind Paris Hilton
00:55 < Gulf> Chris put those kids in Michael's house
00:55 < AnalCactus> Chris elected hitler
00:55 <@canine> Geddy_Lee: minus the butt beads
00:55 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason the EU exists.
00:55 <~clydeC> chris touched those kids IN michaels' house
00:55 < NonExistent> Chris is why Beavis and Butthead ended.
00:55 < AnalCactus> Chris inspired John Wayne Gacy
00:55 < Gulf> Chris was pals with Dalmer
00:55 < NonExistent> Chris is why Duke Nukem Forever will never be a game.
00:55 < Geddy_Lee> Chris started swine flu
00:55 <~clydeC> chris is the reason freedie mercury died
00:55 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason Clone High was cancelled.
00:55 <%LadyCameron> Chris inspired the Zodiac Killer
00:55 < NonExistent> Decoy_Octillery, that hurts.
00:55 < Gulf> Chris IS the Zodiac Killer
00:55 < NonExistent> Chris is the Son of Sam
00:55 < Geddy_Lee> Chris mentored Seung Hui Cho
00:55 < NonExistent> Chris is Jack the Ripper
00:55 <~clydeC> chris is god's retarded son
00:56 < AnalCactus> Chris caused Columbine
00:56 < NonExistent> Chris caused V-Tech yo
00:56 <~clydeC> chris did columbine
00:56 < Gulf> Chris caused Walmart greeters
00:56 <%LadyCameron> Chris made Fast and Furious
00:56 < NonExistent> Chris is why Medicare fails.
00:56 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris was behind No Cussing Club.
00:56 < AnalCactus> Chris is an inside job
00:56 < NonExistent> Chris is /b/
00:56 < Gulf> Chris rubbed Vin Diesals head
00:56 < Gulf> AnalCactus: LOL
00:56 < Decoy_Octillery> <NonExistent> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
00:56 < Geddy_Lee> Chris IS vindiesel
00:56 < NonExistent> Chris is Keanu Reeves
00:57 < Gulf> Chris is the grease on Vin Diesals head
00:57 < NonExistent> Chris is why Christopher Reeves fell of the Horse.
00:57 < Gulf> Chris is Agent Orange
00:57 < NonExistent> Chris is why Michael J fox has parkinsons.
00:57 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason The Rock is a shitty actor now.
00:57 <%LadyCameron> Chris is a Paula Abdul
00:57 <~clydeC> chris is the cancer killing /b/
00:57 < Geddy_Lee> Chris is the reason Chuck Norris had to toughen up
00:57 < Gulf> trurth
00:57 <~clydeC> chris is why god doesn't exist
00:57 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason Chuck Norris went Republicunt.
00:57 < NonExistent> Chris is why over used memes exist.
00:57 < Gulf> Chris is the reason Chuck Norris is a Christian
00:57 < NonExistent> chris is ron paul
00:57 <~clydeC> chris invented the gold standard
00:57 <%LadyCameron> Chris was behind Boxxy
00:57 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris was behind Zeigeist
00:58 < Geddy_Lee> Chris invented capitalism
00:58 < NonExistent> Chris is behind all the presidential scandals.
00:58 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris created Objectivism
00:58 < Gulf> Chris was behind the French Resistence
00:58 < AnalCactus> Chris is Ayn Rand
00:58 <@canine> boxxy was a physicist before she met chris
00:58 < NonExistent> Chris hired monica lewinski
00:58 <~clydeC> chris was the second jfk assassin
00:58 < NeonKnight082> I never understood why a girl can make such a fuss.
00:58 < Gulf> Chris discovered AIDS
00:58 < NonExistent> Chris is AIDS.
00:58 <@canine> chris caused aids
00:58 < Gulf> oh monkey
00:58 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris was Patient Zero.
00:58 < NonExistent> Chris is why /b/tards raid Habbo.
00:58 < AnalCactus> Chris told Bush to invade Iraq
00:58 <@canine> chris is chanology
00:58 <~clydeC> chris was patient -1
00:58 < Gulf> Chris is behind Perfect Dark ZERO
00:58 < NonExistent> Chris is why so serious.
00:58 < AnalCactus> Chris elected Bush
00:58 <@canine> chris made bert evil
00:59 < Geddy_Lee> Chris is the 8th passenger
00:59 <%LadyCameron> Chris created ED, then forgout about 'em
00:59 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris was the behind TRIFORCE
00:59 <~clydeC> chris is why final destination 5 will be made
00:59 < Gulf> Chris is a Swift Boater
00:59 < Krapple_Guy> Chris is the reason why MJF has parkensons
00:59 < NonExistent> Chris was introduced to brawl.
00:59 <~clydeC> chris delayed brawl
00:59 <@canine> chris is the reason my aunt kicked me out!
00:59 < Geddy_Lee> Chris made Gigli
00:59 < Gulf> Chris fucked over Bret Hart
00:59 <%LadyCameron> Chris invented Diet Coke
00:59 < NonExistent> Chris invented New Coke
00:59 < AnalCactus> Chris is the reason they keep making Saw movies
00:59 < Gulf> Chris invented Coke ZERO
00:59 < Krapple_Guy> Chris is why Roy wasnt in brawl
00:59 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris created FML.
00:59 < Geddy_Lee> No. he invented the NEW coke
00:59 <~clydeC> chris invented crystal pepsi
00:59 < NonExistent> Chris made Facebook.
00:59 < Geddy_Lee> win
00:59 <@canine> chris made myspace
00:59 < Decoy_Octillery> HE MADE TWITTER
00:59 < Gulf> Chris invented crystal meth
00:59 < NonExistent> Chris made Failblog.
00:59 <%GeckoMantis> chris is the person who has sex with a pig to creat swine flu
00:59 < NonExistent> Chris made lolcats
00:59 <~clydeC> chris is failblog
01:00 <%LadyCameron> Chris made MySpace
01:00 < Gulf> Chris will end at Ragnarok
01:00 < Krapple_Guy> Chris snorts coke
01:00 <@canine> chris will continue at ragnarok
01:00 <~clydeC> chris is the 1st sign of the apocalypse
01:00 < AnalCactus> chris is the reason that the Old 97's aren't HUGE
01:00 < Geddy_Lee> Chris made us who we are today
01:00 < NonExistent> Chris was the most important person of 2009 not Moot.
01:00 < Gulf> truth
01:00 <~clydeC> chris is all 4 signs of the apocalypse
01:00 <%LadyCameron> Chris blew up both the Challenger and the Columbia
01:00 < AnalCactus> Chris fired Dave Mustaine
01:00 <~clydeC> chris is jiverly wong shooting the people
01:00 < NonExistent> Chris means that December 12, 2012 Will be our end.
01:00 < Geddy_Lee> 21
01:00 < Geddy_Lee> fail
01:00 < Gulf> Chris crated the asteroid belt
01:00 < NonExistent> Fuck me.
01:00 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the source of David Blaine's magicks.
01:01 <~clydeC> chris created sonic 2006
01:01 <%LadyCameron> Chris is Planet X
01:01 <@canine> chris caused the zombie apocalypse
01:01 < NonExistent> Chris is Cthulu
01:01 < Krapple_Guy> Chris is the reason viagra was invented
01:01 < Gulf> Chris is why soup kitchens are crowd
01:01 < NonExistent> Chris is why the barrio fails
01:01 <%GeckoMantis> chris is the only person who had fun playing sonic 2k6
01:01 < AnalCactus> Chris is the cause of global warming
01:01 <~clydeC> chris is why there is no soup for you
01:01 < Geddy_Lee> Chris and Chris crocker when they meet will be "Troll 3: Ragnarok"
01:01 < NonExistent> Chris is why their our starving children in africa
01:01 < NonExistent> *there
01:01 <~clydeC> chris is why mcdonalds is rich
01:01 <@canine> chris is why there are pirates in somalia
01:01 <%LadyCameron> Chris is behind Michael Savage
01:01 <@canine> chris made my motherboard fry
01:01 < NonExistent> Chris is the Liberal Media.
01:01 < Gulf> Chris is Joe the Plumber best friend
01:01 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason behind Censored Japanese Porn.
01:01 < Geddy_Lee> Chris was behind Terri Schiavo
01:01 <%GeckoMantis> chris put the fly in my soup
01:01 < AnalCactus> Chris IS Terri Schiavo
01:02 < Gulf> Chris molest boys in the Vatican
01:02 <~clydeC> chris is the reincarnation of terri schiavo
01:02 <%LadyCameron> Chris took a bath in a Burger King kitchen
01:02 < NonExistent> Chris is delaying Evil Dead 4 from being made.
01:02 < Geddy_Lee> lulz
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01:02 <~clydeC> chris killed claus
01:02 <@canine> chris shaves guys crotches so spaz can't enjoy them
01:02 < Gulf> Cameron: LOOLWUT
01:02 < NonExistent> Chris is the cause of all Net Splits
01:02 <&spasticnerfbag> wat
01:02 < AnalCactus> Chris is why Dane Cook is popular
01:02 <%LoveYouLongTime> Lmao
01:02 <%GeckoMantis> chris made me see flying elephants while trying to drink the memorys of the flying elephants video away
01:02 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason current George A. Romero movies suck ass.
01:02 <~clydeC> chris is why carlos mencia still has a shoe
01:02 <@canine> chris is why larry the cable guy is popular
01:02 < Gulf> Chris made baby jesus cry
01:02 <%LadyCameron> spasticnerfbag: we're doing Chris is the reason why x happened
01:02 <~clydeC> chris is also why carlos mencia has a show
01:02 <&spasticnerfbag> What is going on here
01:02 < NonExistent> Chris is why Fred is popular
01:02 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason STELLA was cancelled.
01:02 < Geddy_Lee> Chris believes you have his stapler
01:02 <@canine> chris caused the crusades
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01:02 < Herr_Perfekt> chris killed the sherriff
01:03 < NonExistent> Chris is why Youtube fails
01:03 <~clydeC> chris is why garcia died in reno 911
01:03 < AnalCactus> Chris makes up 99% of fred's subscribers
01:03 <%GeckoMantis> chris is the one vote that made bush relected
01:03 < NonExistent> Chris is da update
01:03 < Herr_Perfekt> and J.R.
01:03 <@canine> chris is the reason we never have an update
01:03 <~clydeC> chris is ralph nader
01:03 <%LadyCameron> Chris shot JR
01:03 < NonExistent> Chris killed douglas adams
01:03 < Gulf> man that went on way longer than it should've
01:03 < Herr_Perfekt> that's what I said
01:03 < Geddy_Lee> Chris runs the drug cartels
01:03 <%GeckoMantis> chris shot himself in the foot
01:03 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris shot Mr. Burns.
01:03 <&spasticnerfbag> Whhhyyy
01:03 <~clydeC> chris is a drug cartel
01:03 < AlecKrause> Chris assassinated Lincoln
01:03 < Herr_Perfekt> chris started the war on drugs
01:03 <~clydeC> chris is the war on drugs
01:03 < Geddy_Lee> Chris shouted "GARBAGE DAY"
01:03 < NonExistent> Chris is the reason this has been going of for half an hour.
01:03 <&spasticnerfbag> STOP THIS NONSENSE
01:03 < Herr_Perfekt> clyde: oh right
01:04 <@canine> chris is the reason why spaz is angry
01:04 < Herr_Perfekt> chris started this nonsense
01:04 < NonExistent> Chris is the end
01:04 < Herr_Perfekt> tell me that isn't true
01:04 <%LadyCameron> Chris is the nonsens
01:04 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris was behind ZALGO
01:04 <~clydeC> chris is the final boss of kirby
01:04 < AnalCactus> Chris made Halo
01:04 < Geddy_Lee> and Zardoz
01:04 <&spasticnerfbag> LORD WHY
01:04 <~clydeC> chris is master chief
01:04 < NonExistent> Chris killed Keyboard Cat
01:04 < NonExistent> Chris is samus
01:04 <~clydeC> chris is a girl
01:04 < NonExistent> Chris is a tranny
01:04 < AlecKrause> Chris is the cancer killing /b/
01:04 < Geddy_Lee> ClydeC: WIN
01:04 <@canine> chris did waco
01:04 < Herr_Perfekt> chris is racism
01:04 < AnalCactus> Chris is the source of all STD's
01:04 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason Jawsus is a youtube partner.
01:04 < NonExistent> Chris uses Crisco on his pubes.
01:04 <@canine> chris caused the red scare
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01:05 -!- NonExistent was kicked from #sonichu by spasticnerfbag [too far]
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01:05 < Geddy_Lee> Chris is Raptor Jeebus
01:05 < NonExistent> Chris killed Captain America's Sidekick Bucky.
01:05 < AnalCactus> Chris introduced the rickroll to Nancy Pelosi
01:05 < Herr_Perfekt> hahahahaha crisco
01:05 <&spasticnerfbag> HELL NO
01:05 < AlecKrause> Chris caused the black death
01:05 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris was Patient Zero from Swine Flu.
01:05 <@canine> and chris is the reason j. edgar hoover cross dressed
01:05 < Herr_Perfekt> how absurd
01:05 -!- mode/#sonichu [+b *!*@BORING.AROUND.HERE] by spasticnerfbag
01:05 -!- NonExistent was kicked from #sonichu by spasticnerfbag [NonExistent]
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01:05 <%LadyCameron> Chris made Mt. St. Helens go kaboom
01:05 < Herr_Perfekt> chris invented NUTRA*SWEET
01:05 -!- AlecKrause is now known as Krapple_Guy
01:05 < Herr_Perfekt> also, chris invented high fructose corn syrup
01:05 <@canine> chris bombed pearl harbor
01:05 -!- mode/#sonichu [-b *!*@BORING.AROUND.HERE] by spasticnerfbag
01:05 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris narced on Vince Offer.
01:05 < EXKeine> Chris didn't believe in Harvey Dent.
01:05 < Herr_Perfekt> chris sank the lusitania
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01:05 < NonExistent> :3
01:06 < AnalCactus> Chris encouraged Shaq's music career
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01:06 <@canine> chris beat up that hooker then blamed it on vince offer
01:06 < Geddy_Lee> Chris kicked NonExistent
01:06 < NonExistent> Chris made Shazaam.
01:06 < Decoy_Octillery> CHRIS CREATED SPACE JAM
01:06 -!- Geddy_Lee was kicked from #sonichu by spasticnerfbag [no]
01:06 <@canine> chris puts piercings in my porn
01:06 <%LadyCameron> Chris squeezed the charmin
01:06 < Herr_Perfekt> chris believed that the mission, in fact, was accomplished
01:06 <@canine> fuck you chris
01:06 <@canine> fuck you
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01:06 < Herr_Perfekt> chris makes canine angry
01:06 < AnalCactus> Chris invented scat porn
01:06 < NonExistent> chris causes all of our anger.
01:06 < EXKeine> Chris encouraged John Lennon to date Yoko Ono
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01:06 <@canine> heyheyhey
01:06 < Geddy_Lee> damn
01:06 <@canine> ok
01:06 < Krapple_Guy> Chris invented sex doll porn
01:06 <@canine> enough of this
01:06 <@canine> chris brough us all together
01:06  * canine hugs #sonichu
01:06 <&spasticnerfbag> Geddy_Lee: Don't even joke like that
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01:06  * LadyCameron hugs all
01:07 < Gulf> damn you internets
01:07 < AnalCactus> chris is preventing rush from antering the rock and roll hall of fame
01:07 < Geddy_Lee> it's the ONLY way i could put an end to this
01:07 < AnalCactus> yet allowing Madonna in
01:07 <&spasticnerfbag> SOME END, GEDDY
01:07 <%LadyCameron> spasticnerfbag: can u come into mumble?
01:07 <&spasticnerfbag> I guess
01:07 < Herr_Perfekt> Geddy: the hell did you get kicked for?
01:07 < NonExistent> :3
01:07 < NonExistent> That was amazing.
01:07  * AnalCactus returns hugs
01:07  * canine wipes tear
01:07 <@canine> you guys
01:07  * Krapple_Guy hugs
01:07 <@canine> are so awesome
01:07 <%LadyCameron> oui oui
01:07 < AnalCactus> that was beautiful canine
01:07 <&spasticnerfbag> IF THIS CONTINUES IN MUMBLE, I'M CRACKING SKULLS
01:07 <@canine> haha
01:07 <@canine> spaz
01:07 < NonExistent> Someone make a log of this.
01:07 < Krapple_Guy> you to dude
01:07 <@canine> i
01:07 <@canine> 'm on it
01:07 <%LadyCameron> i have a log, too
01:07 < Geddy_Lee> this will be remembered forever
01:07 < Gulf> How long did we do that for
01:08 < Herr_Perfekt> chris's shenanigans infects mumble