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Welcome to the CWCki!
The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.
WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!
We currently have 1,978 articles...and counting!
Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

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Begging Counter

If you are considering donating to Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money. It has been…
4
days since Chris last begged for money.
3,617
days since Chris last
applied for a job.
Since June 2019, Chris is meeting his paid obligations to the Sonichu series.

Article of the Now

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Magi-Chan is a Sonichu and a member of the Chaotic Combo. Like Chris's other lazy recolours, his name is a lame pun: according to Chris, his name is intended to play on the word "magician". He's the serious know-it-all and the only character not solely motivated by finding a sweetheart. He's also one of the major sources of deus ex machina, and thus far the character most often depicted as just a floating head providing walls of expository dialogue.

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This Day in Christory

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Today in Christory, in 2003, Chris records "Christian & the Hedgehog Boys"s debut album, including timeless classics such as So Need A Cute Girl and A-U-T-I-S-M.

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Did You Know...

  • ...that Chris tried to scare us with a ghost dog story?


Quote of the Now

I am pleased to announce that my wisdom and being has made its way fully into 1218; as soon as we get one or two details cleared up, I shall personally deliver a video Address with my insights.

I assure everyone that the merge is nearing completion as we speak. Goodnight. 💜⚡️

Chris Magi-chan

Da Update

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Ongoing: August 2019 (social media) • Sonichu (1415) • Dimensional MergeFinanchu Crisis

Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum.
Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 2 days ago.

CWCki News

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Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and only use the wiki talk pages for article-related discussions).


STOP UNNECESSARY PIPING.


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Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now