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Quote of the Now

I wish I could go back to September 5, 2011 and stop the staff from making the Loud Noise that killed my father with stressful surprise. I had more freedom when he was alive.



Chris, perhaps contemplating a malpractice suit to get out of a financial hole.

Begging Counter

  • It has been 8 days since Chris begged for money.
  • It has been 488 days since Chris worked on his paid obligations to make new Sonichu content.

Article of the Now


Pmurt is a CWC-ism for incumbent President Donald Trump. He pronounces it Murt, based on his opinion that the P is silent when the name is said backwards.

On 8 November 2016, Chris participated in the US presidential election and voted for Hillary Clinton. In the early morning hours of 9 November, following news that Pmurt had won the election, Chris reacted by making multiple death threats against him.

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This Day in Christory

Angels from the realms of glory, Wing your flight o’er all the earth; Ye who sang creation’s story Now proclaim the manchild's birth.

Today in Christory;

In 1982, Chris is born.


In 2003, Chris is kicked out of English class on his 21st birthday, with the professor playing KICK THE AUTISTIC.


In 2007, Chris films his "Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE" video for his DVD of Fail, giving advice to anyone watching about a myriad of topics he himself doesn't understand.


Did You Know...

Da Update

  • 24 February - Chris turns 35.
  • 16 February - Chris posts that hospital staff were to blame for Bob's death in 2011 and says he had more freedom when Bob was alive.
  • 16 February - Chris uploads A browsing around an ol' playground, in which he begs for money before showing footage of himself walking around a playground. Shortly after uploading, he edited the video to eliminate the section of himself on the playground, instead ending it at the entrance; however, copies had been made of the original video.
  • 16 February - Photos are posted of Chris at an LGBT event.
  • 15 February - Chris feels sick.
  • 14 February - Chris lectures on the meaning of empathy.
  • 13 February - Chris claims he has empathy.

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Improvement Project of the Now

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is...

Announcement and update 1/12/2016

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Video of the Now

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