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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated mother fucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,556 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."

Quote of the Now “ Also, @Hasbro and https://youtube.com/@MyLittlePonyOfficial?feature=shared, PLEASE Only Stream G4 MLP and Equestria Girls, and Stop Streaming G5 MLP; Nobody Cares for it at all, and seeing them even occasionally pop up in my Subscription Feed does, indeed, bother me. MLP G5 Does NOT Exist YET in this Timeline, Period. It should Never Exist until well After My Little Pony - Friendship Is Magic Season Fourteen, Episode 26. Divine Forces are at work to make this right and so. You all have the chance to make this easy on yourselves by removing Everything MLP G5 and Resuming MLP G4 Immediately. I have spoken; Please, remedy this posthaste and immediately. ” Chris, ever so persistent in his protest.

Article of the Week After existing in various iterations as a Chris-focused message board, the CWCki Forums was consolidated in February 2015 by Joshua "Null" Moon into the Kiwi Farms (also known as KF, The Farms and Kiwi), a forum which focuses on lolcows (people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs) in general and not just Chris. The new name came from the way several lolcows mispronounced "CWCki Forums". For reasons unrelated to Chris, the forum has become extremely controversial in recent years and is frequently down due to DDoS attacks. In the early 2020s, it has been on and off the Clearnet and between different domain names, but remains consistently accessible via Tor. (More...) Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 31 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 871 days 95 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 1,515 days 5,175 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,175 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris' PS3 History level is given credit on the LBP site, gladdening Chris, but enraging many of the game's fanboys. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris can put his energy into crystals and drink that same energy to rejuvenate himself, thus creating energy in the process? ... that Chris believes that Who Framed Roger Rabbit is an accurate depiction of reality? ... and that in the days before Astral projection, a dance mat in his room was one way to reach CWCville? ... that Chris’s dance partner in BronyCon 2017 was also an imaginary friend? ... that Chris’s investment strategy is to stake $8 on the lottery every week? ... that Equestria Girls is ranked #2 in Chris's Top Movies List on Facebook? ... that Chris once had a strong disdain for the Harry Potter franchise due to a perceived rivalry with the Pokémon franchise? ... that Chris believes that Lisa Simpson will be the President of the United States after the Dimensional Merge? ... and that Chris seemingly voted for Lisa Simpson in the 2020 Election, despite endorsing Joe Biden to take over the Presidency after Donald Trump? ... that That Goatee WILL Grow Back, even though Chris now identifies as transgender and isn't actively growing facial hair? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded. Shirt of the Week The Classic 2.0! From the Praetor saga: Appeared in "Etsy Comments Review".

Da Update It is currently November 2023. It has been... 2 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way. Current Updates 24 November - Chris is seen after shopping at Walmart. 22 November Kiwi Farms users manage to gather evidence hinting at Chris living in a house bought by both a LLC and Caden Peck. Chris uploads Figure Painting. OfficialCWCmart lists commissions by Chris for sale. 20 November - Chris does a gaming livestream. 16 November - The Chaos Crystal Control Act 4 Art Series is uploaded to OfficialCWCmart. 14 November - Chris uploads Etsy Comments Review. 13 November - Chris rants against the concept of incest fanfics involving himself. 11 November - Chris posts about multiple topics on X - Duolingo, his meal plan, and conventions. Recently Uncovered Info 17 November - Numerology Analysis from April 2021 19 October - Cash from Praetor from January 2021 24 September - Depression Over Reality from January 2021 8 September - Argument over Sockness, Iron Curtain clue from October 2019 4 September - Chris and Relationships from May 2021 7 August - Playing games with Bella from 2020 6 August - Complaining about Dillin, encouraging Kyle to role-play from August 2020. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, Larry the Larryhog, or Psycho Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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