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Welcome to the CWCki!
The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.
We currently have 1,989 articles...and counting!
Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

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Begging Counter

If you are considering donating to, or buying something from, Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers (and worse).

It has been…

days since Chris last begged for money.
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.
days since Chris last applied for a job.

Article of the Now

Aly Hirschberg (mostly known by her transgender byname Alan Christopher) is a Scot living in England and a professed believer in the Dimensional Merge, who has made it her life's mission to spread Chris's wonder throughout the known world.


This Day in Christory

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Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris butchered Bob Seger's "Old Time Rock and Roll" on Guitar Hero and recorded it.


Did You Know...

Quote of the Now

to Everyone: Be GLAD I am actually making towards availability “canon” Sonichu Merchandise by mine, and Magi-Chan’s, Efforts and Work. The Books Will Continue, Obviously. BUT Enjoy what will be something More Awesome to Play with your friends.

Shut Up, Haters. ⚡️💙⚡️

Chris demonstrating his customer service skills

Da Update

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Ongoing: October 2019 (social media) • Ben SaintDimensional Merge

Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum.
Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 17 days ago.

CWCki News

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Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and only use the wiki talk pages for article-related discussions).


Notice: Stop putting conjecture or theories into main pages. Stop outright insulting Chris; he's terrible, we know.

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