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Article of the Week

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Sonichu #2 is the third Sonichu comic. This is where the comic begins to focus mostly on Chris, with Sonichu as a side character, though it doesn't complete this progression until issue 4.

This issue introduces one of the bigger MacGuffins in Sonichu canon, the "Anchuent Prophecy" that by predicting future events, somehow also causes them to inexplicably occur. Having addressed Sonic and the introduction of Black Sonichu in the previous issue, Chris's next urgent business is to get down to addressing his feelings from his awkward love triangle with Sarah Hammer and Wes Iseli, via this trilogy in which they turn into furries and are forced to team up to attack a giant monster. Note that Chris completed this entire issue in under two weeks – a blistering pace compared to his later efforts – suggesting that his heart was most into his work when he was using it to talk about himself.

By the end of Sonichu #2, both Mary Lee Walsh and Count Graduon are firmly established as the primary villains of the series... at least until the trolls show up.


Incarceration Counter

Chris has been in custody for

We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way, even now that he's back in jail. You aren't contributing to Christory, and if his returning mugshot is anything to go by he is not in the mood to send you the epic rants about the Merge you're imagining.

Jesus Counter

It has been
days since Chris last claimed to be Jesus Christ.

Jailhouse Begging Counter

Do not send money to Chris: satisfying a degenerate inmate's sweet tooth is a waste of your hard earned C-Quarters.
It has been…
days since Chris last begged for money to waste on food from his jail’s commissary.

This Day in Christory


Today in Christory, in 2007, Megan tells Chris she is glad he lost the PaRappa the Rapper Contest because she didn't want to be alone with him due to his inability to keep his hands off her. Chris is heart-shattered.


Did You Know...

Quote of the Now

...It has been clear and obvious due to that Barbara (her human body, pre-death) and I absolutely cannot be together again due to the Paradoxes, regardless of the "Legal" Restraining Order imposed in this Timeline. My Body and I have wept time after time and again in processing and accepting ALL of that over these months, over Barbara. And, yes, deeply, despite that, my Body knows these Facts, yet wishes for the impossible one last in-person moment with her and triggers the tear-inducing emotions/feelings.
Chris discusses never seeing his mother again in an open letter

Da Update

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It is currently August 2022.
Chris is back in jail for alleged incest.
Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, visit Kiwi Farms.

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