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Article of the Week

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Sonichu #6 is the seventh issue of the Sonichu comic book series. By this point, Chris seems to have realized that dividing his comics into episodes is pointless if the episodes all run seamlessly together, so the storyline of CWCville's battle with PVCC is confined to a single, lengthy, Episode 14.

However, shortly before beginning work on this issue, Chris's beloved dog Patti was euthanized on 27 June 2006. Distraught by these events, Chris sought to make the lead story in this issue a tribute to Patti that would create a new life for her as a regular character in CWCville. Since Sonichu #5 ended on a cliffhanger with Episode 13, "One Lucky Dog" is set before that story, and labeled as Episode 12.5. The blend between cartoon and real-life is perhaps one of the most interesting and experimental things that Chris has done with the comic (and, in the case of the "experimental" tag, in general), and Chris would later incorporate this concept in Sonichu #10 and #11.

Chris again let this issue languish for months before finally completing it several days before his twenty-fifth birthday. He was apparently motivated to finish so that he could include the gratuitous shill for his impending DVD.


Incarceration Counter

It has been...
days since Chris was placed in custody.
days since the last known communication from Chris.
We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way.

This Day in Christory

This is exactly how to attract the ladies.

This day in Christory in 2004, Chris writes I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas and publishes it in Sonichu's News Dash #6.


Did You Know...

Quote of the Now

Yes, Mama feels guilt for being touch-feel with Megan on her shoulders and hair (she didn’t touch anything else on her body, and only one time, the two of them did hold hands for a moment).
Chris in a 2020 conversation, recently leaked.

Da Update

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It is currently December 2022.
Chris's current custody status and whereabouts are unclear, he is possibly still in jail.

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Megan Schroeder in 2021

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