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Welcome to the CWCki!
The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.
WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!
We currently have 1,972 articles...and counting!
Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

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  • It has been 5 days since Chris begged for money.


Article of the Now

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Jacob Sockness is a 36-year-old white knight and fanatic of Chris from San Francisco, California. Besides showering praise that would make Kengle blush, Sockness stands out from other white knights by expressing love towards him. Outside of displaying his unhealthy attraction towards Chris, he is known to be an obsessive occultist, posting various tweets and other messages regarding the supernatural and even sharing Chris's belief that Sonichu is real.

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This Day in Christory

He should have got the electric chair.

Today in Christory, in 2005, Chris is charged with disorderly conduct and trespassing during his Love Quest at Fashion Square Mall.

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Did You Know...

  • ...that Chris is now a proud member of the SLGBTQ community?


Quote of the Now

 
 
So, yeah, not even Jason Kendrick Howell was getting free cock when she pounced at him when she did after he flung a pickle at the back of her head.
 

 

—Chris, concluding a perplexing rant about Rosechu's backstory.

Da Update

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Ongoing: July 2019 (social mediasales listings) • Sonichu (1415) • Dimensional MergeFinanchu Crisis

Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum.

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Kiwi Farms

Check out Chris's own section in the Kiwi Farms, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and only use the wiki talk pages for article-related discussions).


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Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now