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Welcome to the CWCki!
The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.
We currently have 2,091 articles...and counting!
Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

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Article of the Week

Every Sunday, an article will be featured - either a newly written article, an updated article, or a throwback article.
From this week's new article...
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A business card is a card used for conveying contact information about a business or businessperson. Chris primarily uses business cards for socialization, handing them out to potential gal-pals and fans, or for promoting the brand of Sonichu.

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Coping Counter

Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way.

It has been…

4
days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality.
607
days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems.
1,040
days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies.

Since 15 April 2020, Chris has been role-playing as Sonichu, a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABScon.

Begging Counter

If you are considering donating to, or buying something from, Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers (and worse).

It has been…

49
days since Chris last begged for money.
332
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.
3,992
days since Chris last applied for a job.

This Day in Christory

Oh, Chris, you card. Did I say "card"? I meant "tard".

Today in Christory, in 2000, Chris releases Sonichu's News Dash Preview Issue #00, all in an attempt to get china.

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Did You Know...

  • ...that the CWCki is working on a project to update this list? If you would like to suggest trivia to add, join our Discord and read the did-you-know channel.
  • ...that his Spanish name is Ricardo?
  • ...and that his legal name is now Christine?
  • ...that Jerkops are actually mall security "in colors other than blue and black"?


Quote of the Now

I am sensing heavy dimensional/timeline distortions. I’m also sensing a Time Loop happening somewhere. I’m not sure where in this Dimension or who it is affecting.


"Sonichu" can feel the cosmos

Da Update

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It is currently August 2020.

Ongoing: DebtDiscord Q&ASpirit possessionWatchmen


Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms.
Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 79 days ago.

CWCki News

Account creation for the CWCki is partially open! Message a CWCki Jerkop (moderator) at either the Kiwi Farms (see the Updating the CWCki thread) or at the CWCki's Discord for an account.

For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement.


The CWCki now has a Discord server.


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Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now