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author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality,
transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated mother fucker.
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Quote of the Now

#MLPG5 is literally Russian Propaganda, Demons included, in disguise as a non Timeline canon series. In other words, if you do any art, acknowledge or even Love MLPG5, you are supporting not only a further dysfunction of this very timeline, but you're supporting Vladimir Putin and the Kremlin.

We Know, @Hasbro. You can end this right now by completely shelving MLPG5 and even Pony Life like Coyote Vs Acme, and Redeem Yourselves by reinstating the original cast, staff and #AdobeFlash animation art of #FriendshipIsMagic and #EquestriaGirls, along with my help, personally, as I have stated before. Divine Timing is ticking away, and you can clearly see it happening in front of you that G5 is going down with Modern Day Babylon (Russia). ⚡️💙⚡️

Chris, trying to convince his followers to stay away from G5 My Little Pony, convinced it’s Russian propaganda.

Article of the Week

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Heart level is Chris's measure of his emotional state. Because Chris has spent his life playing video games instead of socializing with actual people, he is only able to express his emotions in video game-inspired terms. His autism also likely plays a role, as autistics frequently try to quantify abstract concepts such as emotions. It first appeared in Sub-Episode #2: "The Rise & Fall of My Heart" (where it hit its lowest recorded level, 15%) but he uses the term in general conversation as well.

Chris uses the word "shattered" exclusively to describe his perpetually wounded heart level. He rarely uses the more common expression, "broken heart". Chris's heart level was also helpfully displayed on CWCipedia front page, as a diabolical variation of Wikipedia's stress meters. Well, it would have been a diabolical variation, but apparently Chris was too lazy to change it, making it merely slightly lame. Despite leaving an obvious default placeholder message on the front page, he still felt comfortable showing this fantastic website to potential investors/employers.

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Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
124
days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 963 days

188
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,608 days

5,268
days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,268 days

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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

This Day in Christory

ASSPIES CAN SUKSEED!

Today in Christory, in 2009, the last of the BlueSpike Skype conversations takes place. Chris tells Max about his trip to Cleveland.

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Did You Know...

Improvement Projects of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

  • A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

Shirt of the Week

Da Update

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It is currently February 2024. It has been...
3
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.

Current Updates
  • 25 February - The winners of Chris's art contest are announced when he uploads Art Contest Top 5.
  • 24 February

Recently Uncovered Info

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Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now