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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris-Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated motherfucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,639 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic." We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Quote of the Now “ yed ” Chris, in a tweet.

Article of the Week Grace Baptist Church, located in 3764 Pritchett Lane, Charlottesville, VA, is a Southern Baptist Church in which Chris was a member until being kicked from it. The exact date when Chris started to attend Grace Baptist Church is not known. The church was founded in July 2000, shortly after the Chandler family returned to Ruckersville. It can therefore be said for certain that Chris joined the church no earlier than July 2000, but it is also possible that he joined the church at a later date. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, the GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes Guitar Hero began. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris really likes Britney Spears (no matter what they all say)? ... and that his favorite song from "Air Britney" is "E-Mail My Heart"? ... that a male idiot tried to put out a fire while Chris just stood there and watched? ... that Liquid Chris's real name is CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!? ... and that Solid Chris's name is not Ian Brandon Anderson? ... that Jerkops are actually mall security "in colors other than blue and black"? ... that the Saw movies are some of Chris's favorite movies? ... that Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church is a church for all of God and Jesus's children, regardless of age, race, gender, socio-economic situation, or sexual orientation? ... that Bob Chandler helped host the WTJU Marathon back in 1990? ... that Chris's duck is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent? ... that Chris sells driveway gravel for $15 a bag? ... and that people actually buy it? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded. Shirt of the Week The Sonic Rainboom! From the Business saga: Appeared in Jungle bells.

Da Update It is currently September 2024. It has been... 7 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 6 September - Another installment of Etsy reviews is uploaded to YouTube. 1 September - Chris is spotted at Walmart. 31 August - Chris uploads a video celebrating receiving his Silver Play Button from YouTube. 25 August Chris is spotted at a Target in Lynchburg. Chris tweets that he will vote for Kamala Harris in the upcoming US election. 19 August - Chris and Flutter are spotted at Valley View Mall in Roanoke, VA. 17 August - Bodycam footage of Chris's arrest is posted to YouTube. 14 August - Chris's CwcvilleGuardian YouTube channel hits 100k subscribers and he brags about it on Twitter. Recently Uncovered Info 27 August - Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness from February 2021 13 August - Poorly-redacted Paperwork from May 2022 25 June - Questioning Chris from January 2021 24 June - Concern over poop DMs from January 2021 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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