Secret Weapon

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Isn’t that Chris-Chan’s arch enemy Clyde Cash?
Paper Jam Dipper's top comment on Know Your Meme's article about Lee Hotti.

Secret Weapon is a YouTube video posted by Chris on 30 March 2009. In this video, Chris claims to have the mugshot of the nefarious Clyde Cash after being given a copy by a Troll, which is actually a picture of Lee Hotti. Nonetheless, it is now jokingly circulated as Clyde's picture.

This is actually not the first video to feature the image, as the first was the immediate predecessor to this video - something that Chris alludes to fleetingly before attempting to place the picture in front of the camera.


I have your photo; you will be turned in.


Secret Weapon
Direct link Youtube, archive
Stardate 30 March 2009
Performance Style SmugSmug Smug
Saga ClydeClyde Clyde Cash
Shirt Brown with LogoBrownshirtwithlogo.png Brown with Logo
Take that Page DOWN NOW! (Director's Cut)
YouTube Finale

You're a freak!


Chris was a guido in 2003

Laugh now, as much as you want Mr. Sin Dinero [Spanish, obviously meaning "without money"], because you have no money. And you, I can tell you why you can't, why you try to steal other men's women, I tell you what.

[looks at picture of "Clyde Cash", scoffs] And a big detail you left, you may eh, you might have not overlooked. [holds picture up and off-center to the camera] I have your mugshot. I can't even stand to look at it! All those damn freckles! [At this point, Chris moves the paper aside slightly and you can see he's reading off something else for his lines] You're a FREAK! [The audio distorts a bit at this point, making Chris's laugh even more disturbing.]


[At this point, Clyde's "mugshot" is positioned fully at the camera] I scoff at you, you ugly freak!

The Sequels

Liquid Chris Version

C.W.C. Impostor is REVEALED
(True & Original Parents Discussed)

Stardate 03 August 2009
Subject Matter Rumours.png Rumors
Shirt Brownstripeshirt.png Brown
Liquid Chris' videos
TRUE C.W.C SingStar Challenge #3 Song: Heaven, Bryan Adams
C.W.C. SingStar #4: Think Twice, Eve 6 **ALSO SONG #5 CHOICE**

Pickle Suit Version

A Message to Chris Chan. From an old friend.
Direct link Youtube, archive
Stardate 23 April 2010
Subject Matter ComedyComedy Comedy, SmugSmug Smug, RageRage Rage, TragedyTragedy Tragedy
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

See also

Take that Page DOWN NOW! Chris's videos YouTube Finale
Videos for trolls

Clyde Cash: Plea to Clyde | Chris Comes Out of the Closet | Vibrator destruction video | The proof | BACK THE FUCK OFF | Secret Weapon | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | YouTube Finale | A CWC Audition | Chris Calls Clyde Out | Sign destruction video | Clyde Cash the kid video | Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris loses it | War paint video | Response to Gregg | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | Apology for doing WTC | No More Jokes | To Clyde and Jack | Don't Mess With Me | I am Clyde Cash | Chris has no creativity | Chris "executes" Clyde

Other trolls: We're Being Watched | Naïve YouTubers | A near public apology | Rollin' and Trollin' | CWC Trollin More | It's UGH! | Chris humps his PS3 | THAT IS MY HOUSE | Forgiveness Blessings | Curse the Trolls | Ultimatum for Vivian | Chris dispels videogame rumors | To Clyde and Jack | Multiple challenge | Asperchu fury | Surfshack Tito | A message to the Trolls | Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! | Chris Drops the N-Bomb | I Pimp My Ride | Chris tells the trolls | Sonichu copyrights | Stardate, August 27, 2010 | ItIsFinished | Anti Troll Movement Video1 | Don't make the Grimace sad | I am Alec Benson Leary | Calling Out videos | Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada

Lady Managers: Doxing Jeff/Francine | Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology. | Update 1/17/2016 | Jeff is Beyond Denounced.

Idea Guys: Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World! | Cherokean Chant | Smashing | Get Out, You D*** Nazis! | Tour of Chris's House III | Chris apologizes to Gwen | Chris slaps himself | Dick Licker; that is I. | One-Hundred! | Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture‎ | All Star | Chris lost Crystal | I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms

Clyde saga.png Clyde Cash Saga Clyde saga.png
The Players

Organizations: Sonichu Girls
People: ChrisClyde CashVivian GeeRyan CashLordsillynipplesBryan BashSarah MayBILLY MAYS
Inanimate Objects: Clown Doll

The Games
Platforms: IRC
Chris vs. Clyde: Clyde's Return: Spider-Man Blackmail: Vivian Gee:

Coinciding Sagas
EDPandaHaloJuliePSN HackingEmilyIvyTitoJackieFirst Exile
Clyde vs. Chris

Clyde's Introduction: Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 | Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009 | Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | Clyde Cash the kid video | Secret Weapon | YouTube Finale | Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009

Panda: Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009 |

Julie: Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009

Ivy: Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 | ACWCAudition

Chris vs. Clyde: Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris Loses It | 10242009 | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | To Clyde and Jack

Jackie: DrainedCreativity

Performances: (Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise | A CWC Audition | Don't Mess With Me | DivineTrial