Sign Destruction Video

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The sign as it was originally found.

The "Sign Destruction Video", or "09062009", is a video that Chris uploaded on 6 September 2009. It depicts him in a rage, violently tearing up the sign that trolls left on his front lawn on Halloween 2008. Assuming that Vivian Gee had put up the sign, he does this as a threat against her and her family, including Clyde Cash, although it's not certain as to whether he meant actually killing them, or simply poking them with wooden sticks and biting their hats off. It's obvious that Chris was rattled by the sign, as he kept it for 10 months before destroying it.

Emily later revealed that she was one of the trolls who left the sign on his lawn and that she was also the one to convince him to destroy it[1].

Idk if anyone remembers but my friend and I put that Encyclopedia Dramatica sign in his yard one Halloween(I think) like 8 years ago. It even had pictures of black men in pickle suits. It was super ween but fucking hilarious at the time. I convinced him to destroy the sign on video because he kept it for a really long time afterwards and I needed closure.


Sign Destruction Video
Direct link Youtube, archive
Stardate 6 September 2009
Subject Matter PowerPower Power, ViolenceViolence Violence
Performance Style RageRage Rage
Saga EmilyEmily Emily, ClydeClyde Clyde Cash
Shirt The Classic Short SleeveClassicshort.png The Classic Short Sleeve
4 September 2009
10 September 2009



Hmm...apparently, my, uh, heed of warning towards Vivian...has gone unheard or otherwise [holds up claw] she did not realize the fury of my WRATH...and she has done a terrible deed. So, let's begin with a [lowers voice] visual aid. [bends down] Stop me if you have not seen THIS before! [picks up and displays a grass stain-covered sign reading "Encyclopedia Dramatica - ♥ Jimmy Hill] Ungh!

Nnyergh, now watch what I'll do with this as I will do to Vivian Gee if she does not sss--take down every last one of her videos and closes her YouTube account! [pulls the sign in half] NNNNNGH! [bangs the wooden stakes together before bending them. At one point he seems to try to snap the wood, but after a moment of effort thinks better of it. He then proceeds to stab what is left of the sign.]

[picks up clown doll] This is for Clyde Cash to every last one of his family members INCLUDING his Carninian! [jabs the doll with one of the wooden stakes 11 times, bites its hat off and spits out the fluff in his mouth] Ngrrrr... [slams doll to ground]



[jump cut to a sudden close up of Chris's eyes] Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. [practically swallows the camera, showing off his bared, saliva-coated fangs and fogging up the camera lens]


See also

4 September 2009 Chris's videos 10 September 2009
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The Players

People: ChrisLoveYouLongTime (EmilyKim WilsonUnknown Gal-pals) • Bob ChandlerMan in the Pickle SuitMagical ManClyde CashFaerynRobert Simmons VBryan Bash

LoveYouLongTime: Emily: Kim:
Coinciding Sagas: Clyde Cash, Liquid
Videos for trolls

Clyde Cash: Plea to Clyde | Chris Comes Out of the Closet | Vibrator destruction video | The proof | BACK THE FUCK OFF | Secret Weapon | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | YouTube Finale | A CWC Audition | Chris Calls Clyde Out | Sign destruction video | Clyde Cash the kid video | Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris loses it | War paint video | Response to Gregg | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | Apology for doing WTC | No More Jokes | To Clyde and Jack | Don't Mess With Me | I am Clyde Cash | Chris has no creativity | Chris "executes" Clyde

Other trolls: We're Being Watched | Naïve YouTubers | A near public apology | Rollin' and Trollin' | CWC Trollin More | It's UGH! | Chris humps his PS3 | THAT IS MY HOUSE | Forgiveness Blessings | Curse the Trolls | Ultimatum for Vivian | Chris dispels videogame rumors | To Clyde and Jack | Multiple challenge | Asperchu fury | Surfshack Tito | A message to the Trolls | Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! | Chris Drops the N-Bomb | I Pimp My Ride | Chris tells the trolls | Sonichu copyrights | Stardate, August 27, 2010 | ItIsFinished | Anti Troll Movement Video1 | Don't make the Grimace sad | I am Alec Benson Leary | Calling Out videos | Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada

Lady Managers: Doxing Jeff/Francine | Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology. | Update 1/17/2016 | Jeff is Beyond Denounced.

Idea Guys: Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World! | Cherokean Chant | Smashing | Get Out, You D*** Nazis! | Tour of Chris's House III | Chris apologizes to Gwen | Chris slaps himself | Dick Licker; that is I. | One-Hundred! | Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture‎ | All Star | Chris lost Crystal | I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms