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Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!

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Surfshack Tito started this Lingering Heartache Chaos! I will take him down Personally!
 

 

—Chris, blaming someone's else for his mistakes, again.

I see London, I see Greece, I see Chris's DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS!

Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! was uploaded by Chris early in the morning of 14 March 2010. Chris is angry with Surfshack Tito, blaming him for causing a rift between Chris and The Wallflower. He then proceeds to threaten Tito by putting on a Scottish kilt, showing him his underwear, shouting in such a bad Scottish accent that it's insulting, and being completely incompetent with a pocket knife.

It should also be noted that seeing as Chris is annoyed that the personal details of the Wallflower have been leaked to the Internet, it would only make sense in his continuing parade of fail that he should drop her name. Twice. Furthermore, the very next video he released features her pen name in the title, which is exactly how the trolls identified her in the first place.

It is also worth noting that "Brits" is an all-encompassing term for anyone from the United Kingdom, which includes Scotland and Northern Ireland (as well as England, Wales, and a number of outlying territories and islands). This video was released shortly before St. Patrick's Day, which does something to explain the Celtic vibe of the video. Unfortunately, this also implies an ignorance of the differences between the Scottish and Irish peoples, of which there are many. (Not to mention leaving Wales out entirely, one of the few countries on the planet that includes people able to naturally pronounce his dumb abbreviation)

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Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!
Stardate 14 March 2010
Subject Matter ViolenceViolence Violence, RacismRacism Racism
Performance Style CrazyCrazy Crazy
Saga Surfshack TitoSurfshack Tito Surfshack Tito
Shirt Tan Wide LinesTanwidestripeshirt.png Tan Wide Lines
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Ach, ye wee laddy. You not gonna get me lassy today.
 

 

Transcript

[Ireland's Call is playing on the background.]

TITO. Listen to me, you son of a bitch. Your--your days are numbered. I have forwarded your admission...to...[the Wallflower], and also the awesome gal-pal that we know between us, our Scarlet. And with great honor and glory, I will take pleasure in beatin' up your ass...and also...regain th--regain the love...and trust and friendship...of [the Wallflower].

Either way, you are going down, Tito. 1 way... [Chris does a horrifyingly high kick wherein we can see his underwear quite clearly.]

2 ways...


[He then fiddles with a knife for a good 8 seconds.] ...or 3! [He puts the knife on a desk off screen.]

[Chris begins badly imitating a Scottish accent and standing effeminately with one hand on his hip.] Ach, ye wee laddy. You not gonna get me lassy today. [Chris comes closer to the camera and diverges into an accent somewhere between Scottish and Jamaican.] I kick yo' ass with me shillelagh! [He fails to produce a shillelagh. Chris then holds up his right fist to display his high school ring.] And mah ring, man!

See also

Don't Mess With Me Chris's videos "Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!
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