Stardate, August 27, 2010

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Stardate, August 27, 2010 is a video in which Chris claims that he formatted his PS3's hard drive, unexpectedly erasing all his content. Having learned about the true meaning of formatting and effectively destroying the most important aspect of his life, Chris concedes victory to the trolls.

Despite the apparent insincerity of the video, the events told by Chris are true. It is a new face of Chris, neither happy nor sad nor angry, but in shock and disbelief. It is one of a few events in his life where something he loves has been taken away from him due to his error and he is without a scapegoat. He has no one to blame but himself, and he realizes that. In the glory of the moment, many a troll grinned a trolling grin upon those immortal words: POOF!

Chris deleted this video a few hours after uploading it. He then ritualistically destroyed his PS3.


Stardate, August 27, 2010
Direct link Youtube, archive
Stardate 27 August 2010
Subject Matter Video gamesVideo games Video Games, TrollsTrolls Trolls
Performance Style TragedyTragedy Tragedy
Saga PS3 HackingPS3 Hacking PS3 Hacking
Shirt High School ShirtHighSchoolShirt.png Manchester Class of 2000 Shirt
EXCLUSIVE Manchester High
School 2000 Reunion Required NOW
The MovingFoward videos

Feels like a whole weight has been lifted off my shoulders. In a way, you win!


Heh... Captain's log, Stardate August 27, 2010.

Guess what? I have some interesting, fascinating news for you... trolls out there. You knome- You all are aware of my recent dilemma with being able to download videos and digital comics being disabled. Well, I just got through talking with, uhh, technical people at Sony. And they encouraged me to, uhh, to, uhh, run through an option number three of, uhh, res- of, uhh, searching for corrupted data and clearing that out.

But there was a problem during that and... it's- and the system suggested formatting my internal hard drive. And there was a misunderstanding between me... and... the, uhh, employee over at Sony Computer Entertainment of America. And I said yes, [eyes bulge out] everything I have worked for since... ss- two- since March 2007 since I started, saved data, videos, music, photographs everything that was saved to my hard drive. [Extends arms out, showing the world his stare.] Gone!

There's nothing to destroy. You wanted to destroy my PlayStation 3? Well, in a misguided error, I just did myself. So there's nothing for you trolls to be jealous about, nothing, absolutely nothing! Feels like a whole weight has been lifted off my shoulders. In a way, you win! You win dayure!

That's it! I'll leave y'all with that piece of knowledge, let y'all contemplate. Of uhh, especially to uhh, Clyde Cash... Let him contemplate... the agony in the past few years. Everything, [raises arms] POOF!

Alright, stay safe. [Reaches for camera to turn off.]

Fan videos

You Win, Trolls!
Stardate 30 August 2010
Made By MewLime
Video Type Anime Music Video
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

See also

EXCLUSIVE Manchester High
School 2000 Reunion Required NOW
Chris's videos The MovingFoward videos
PS3Test.png PS3 Hacking Saga PS3Test.png
The Players

People: Chris (JenkinsJinkiesBill Riley) • Clyde CashJack ThaddeusSurfshack TitoBlueSpikeSamantha ThaddeusKatie BayLiquid ChrisPandaHalo

E-mails and Chats:
Jack Thaddeus (123) • SamanthaKatie Bay (123456) • Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails
The Games: The Prizes:
Coinciding Sagas: Clyde Cash, Julie, Tito, First Exile, Jackie,
Videos for trolls

Clyde Cash: Plea to Clyde | Chris Comes Out of the Closet | Vibrator destruction video | The proof | BACK THE FUCK OFF | Secret Weapon | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | YouTube Finale | A CWC Audition | Chris Calls Clyde Out | Sign destruction video | Clyde Cash the kid video | Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris loses it | War paint video | Response to Gregg | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | Apology for doing WTC | No More Jokes | To Clyde and Jack | Don't Mess With Me | I am Clyde Cash | Chris has no creativity | Chris "executes" Clyde

Other trolls: We're Being Watched | Naïve YouTubers | A near public apology | Rollin' and Trollin' | CWC Trollin More | It's UGH! | Chris humps his PS3 | THAT IS MY HOUSE | Forgiveness Blessings | Curse the Trolls | Ultimatum for Vivian | Chris dispels videogame rumors | To Clyde and Jack | Multiple challenge | Asperchu fury | Surfshack Tito | A message to the Trolls | Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! | Chris Drops the N-Bomb | I Pimp My Ride | Chris tells the trolls | Sonichu copyrights | Stardate, August 27, 2010 | ItIsFinished | Anti Troll Movement Video1 | Don't make the Grimace sad | I am Alec Benson Leary | Calling Out videos | Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada

Lady Managers: Doxing Jeff/Francine | Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology. | Update 1/17/2016 | Jeff is Beyond Denounced.

Idea Guys: Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World! | Cherokean Chant | Smashing | Get Out, You D*** Nazis! | Tour of Chris's House III | Chris apologizes to Gwen | Chris slaps himself | Dick Licker; that is I. | One-Hundred! | Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture‎ | All Star | Chris lost Crystal | I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms