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Stress hinders the emotions and physical abilities as swiftly as a bullet.
 

 

—Chris, equating stress with being shot.[1]

 
 
I Really feel like I should be reeled into my Poke Ball and stored in the PC a while.
 

 

—Chris after finding out that Rosechu had a pickle all along[2]

Chris in stressed mode.

Stress is the bane of Christian Weston Chandler's existence.

When pressed on his "high-functioning" autism, Chris eventually learned that outside of high school, he can't blame his shortcomings on autism. He discovered that "stress" works just as well. However, it's assumed that Chris could be confusing "stress" with depression or anxiety, refusing to admit that he is in fact, unhappy with his current situation, as well as the fact that Chris had never experienced actual stress in his life prior to the Financhu Crisis apart from his consistent paranoia over getting trolled. He is, however, prescribed medicine for this "stress."

When under the effects of "stress", Chris typically posted videos without his glasses and talked in a more meek variation of his usual monotone speaking voice. It is during these periods of feeling "stressed" that Chris will opt to remove himself from the Internet for about a week or so, and then come back feeling refreshed, rejuvenated and given a new resolve to finish the Love Quest. This is most likely due to his autistic regenerative abilities that make sure that his heart never goes below 0% and into the negatives. Chris often cites stress as the reason why he isn't inspired to work on the comics; precisely why inspiration is needed to make Sonic recolours have sex with each other and kill Chris' enemies is not apparent.

In August 2013, Chris indicated through Facebook that his stress is beginning to take a toll on his health. Given his rather unhealthy lifestyle, it's not unlikely.

Stressors

Category Examples
Identity
Sonichu Comic
Online presence
Domestic life
  • Chores[1]
  • Back when Bob was still alive, his willingness to call Chris out on his bullshit, and his rare hand-washing (but living in a Superfund site is perfectly ok)[1] [4]
Outside the house
Sweethearts
Antagonists
Other individuals
Other

Handling Stress

Things that Chris does when stressed

One of the more common symptoms of stress

References

  1. 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 IRC (20 January 2009)
  2. December 2017 Facebook posts
  3. BronyCon#Day 2
  4. 4.0 4.1 IRC (31 December 2008)
  5. Megan E-mails
  6. Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008
  7. Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007
  8. Chris Sex Logs#I am perverted
  9. April 2012
  10. August 2017 tweets#Chris' prescribed medication
  11. Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008
  12. Mumble #8
  13. Chris Drops the N-Bomb
  14. Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean
  15. Mailbag #42
  16. October 2014 Facebook Posts
Chris and...

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