Chris and stress

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Stress hinders the emotions and physical abilities as swiftly as a bullet.


—Chris, equating stress with being shot[1]

I Really feel like I should be reeled into my Poke Ball and stored in the PC a while.


—Chris after finding out that Rosechu had a pickle all along[2]

Chris in stressed mode.

Stress is the bane of Christian Weston Chandler's existence.

When pressed on his "high-functioning" autism, Chris eventually learned that outside of high school, he can't blame his shortcomings on autism. He discovered that "stress" works just as well. However, it's assumed that Chris could be confusing "stress" with depression or anxiety, refusing to admit that he is in fact, unhappy with his current situation. Given the intensely sheltered lifestyle his parents provided for him well into his twenties, it is highly unlikely Chris ever experienced any form of intense pressure or anxiety that would have had severe psychological and physical effects on his life prior to the Financhu Crisis apart from his consistent paranoia over getting trolled. He is, however, prescribed medicine for this "stress". Since Chris tends to exaggerate everything, anything that makes him feel remotely uncomfortable is classified to him as a stressor.

When under the effects of "stress", Chris typically posted videos without his glasses and talked in a more meek variation of his usual monotone speaking voice. It is during these periods of feeling "stressed" that Chris will opt to remove himself from the Internet for about a week or so, and then come back feeling refreshed, rejuvenated and given a new resolve to finish the Love Quest. This is most likely due to his autistic regenerative abilities that make sure that his heart never goes below 0% and into the negatives. Chris often cites stress as the reason why he isn't inspired to work on the comics; precisely why inspiration is needed to make Sonic recolours have sex with each other and kill Chris' enemies is not apparent.

In August 2013, Chris indicated through Facebook that his stress is beginning to take a toll on his health. Given his rather unhealthy lifestyle, it's not unlikely.


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  • Back when Bob was still alive, his willingness to call Chris out on his bullshit, and his rare hand-washing (but living in a Superfund site is perfectly ok)[1] [4]
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Handling Stress

Things that Chris does when stressed

One of the more common symptoms of stress

Hedgehog-defensive state

Chris performing the hedgehog-defensive state.

While being kicked out of the 2018 TooManyGames convention, Chris created the hedgehog-defensive state[20].

It consists of curling up in the fetal position and pretending that his "quills keep others back".[21]


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