Chris and stress
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Stress is the bane of Christian Weston Chandler's existence.
When pressed on his "high-functioning" autism, Chris eventually learned that outside of high school, he can't blame his shortcomings on autism. He discovered that "stress" works just as well. However, it's assumed that Chris could be confusing "stress" with depression or anxiety, refusing to admit that he is in fact, unhappy with his current situation. Given the intensely sheltered lifestyle his parents provided for him well into his twenties, it is highly unlikely Chris ever experienced any form of intense pressure or anxiety that would have had severe psychological and physical effects on his life prior to the Financhu Crisis apart from his consistent paranoia over getting trolled. He is, however, prescribed medicine for this "stress". Since Chris tends to exaggerate everything, anything that makes him feel remotely uncomfortable is classified to him as a stressor.
When under the effects of "stress", Chris typically posted videos without his glasses and talked in a more meek variation of his usual monotone speaking voice. It is during these periods of feeling "stressed" that Chris will opt to remove himself from the Internet for about a week or so, and then come back feeling refreshed, rejuvenated and given a new resolve to finish the Love Quest. This is most likely due to his autistic regenerative abilities that make sure that his heart never goes below 0% and into the negatives. Chris often cites stress as the reason why he isn't inspired to work on the comics; precisely why inspiration is needed to make Sonic recolours have sex with each other and kill Chris' enemies is not apparent.
|Outside the house|
- Mass debating
- Having a sweetheart resetting his biological clock
- The prospect of having a "sex time"
- Playing vidya
- Hiring prostitutes
- Take medication
Things that Chris does when stressed
- Shits himself
- Becomes less/more productive than usual
- Rages about his "pitiful adult life" in YouTube videos
- Rages at his mailers
- Sends death threats
- Abuses his cameras
- Crashes Into Slumber
- Becomes increasingly homophobic
- Becomes increasingly racist
- Sighs excessively
- Suffers from memory loss
- Draws hideous hardcore pornography of his friends and fursonas
- Attempts vehicular homicide
- Considers suicide
It consists of curling up in the fetal position and pretending that his "quills keep others back".
- IRC (20 January 2009)
- December 2017 Facebook posts
- BronyCon#Day 2
- IRC (31 December 2008)
- Megan E-mails
- Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008
- Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007
- Father Call
- 28 October 2011
- Sonic Boom Protests
- Chris Sex Logs#I am perverted
- April 2012
- August 2017 tweets#Chris' prescribed medication
- Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008
- Mumble #8
- Chris Drops the N-Bomb
- Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean
- Mailbag #42
- October 2014 Facebook Posts
- TooManyGames#Personal space talk
- April 2019 social media posts#Hedgehog-defensive state