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Man in the Pickle Suit

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The Pickle Man tricked me again.
 

 

—Christian Weston Chandler[1]

Pickle Man
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Information
Name Harold?
Gender Male
Race White
Black
Jew
Occupation Troll
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The Man in the Pickle Suit (a.k.a. the Black Man in the Pickle Suit[2][3]) is the arch-nemesis of Chris whom he used to blame whenever he is tricked or conned.

Oddly, even though Chris turns basically everyone that annoys him into a villain in his comic, the Man in the Pickle Suit has been spared. The closest it got was when "Cly" fought Chris using a goddamn "pickle gun".[4]

Chris claims that the MiPS' name may be Harold.[5]

Origin

 
 
I don't know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know.
 

 

Chris on the Man in the Pickle Suit - Christian Weston Chandler Interview

Suspect

Lordsillynipples is the one true creator of the Pickle Negro. After posing as Blanca to troll CWC in early August 2008, using a fake MySpace page, he made Chris believe that Blanca was indeed a black transvestite in a pickle costume by suddenly revealing a new version of the MySpace. Ever since then, Chris has feared the pickle men.

The Jew in the Pickle Suit

This Pickle Man, at great personal risk, rescued Emily from the horrific date with Chris IRL. Whilst Emily and Chris were chatting it up and walking around the mall, the MiPS emerged from the shadows, and startered flirting with Emily. He ultimately won her over, stealing her from Chris, who stood dumbfounded, unable to cope with the defeat he had just suffered. He also accompanied Robert Simmons V to his visit to Christian's church, disguised as an average civilian.

Today

In October 2009, the MiPS established a YouTube account[6] that suggested he had come out of retirement one last time to deal a final, crushing blow upon the manchild. Sadly, despite his promise that Chris would never complete his Fuck Quest, Chris ended up losing his virginity in 2012. To date, the MiPS has yet to comment on this.

A Message to Chris Chan. From an old friend.
Stardate 23 April 2010
Made By I Am The Internet Pickle Man
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

In August 7, 2017, the MiPS made a shocking return out of nowhere during the last days of the Doopie Saga. He obtained and leaked screencaps from the infamous Night Star sockpuppet of her supposed private conversations with Chris. He fooled absolutely no one and only helped confirm the fact that Chris was talking to himself all along. This proved that the MiPS might not be the pickle we deserve, but its definitely the pickle we need.

Selected videos

Gallery

References

  1. Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008
  2. Jackie Chat 3
  3. Jackie Chat 6
  4. Sonichu Special 1
  5. Kacey Call 24
  6. [1]

External links

Trolls of the Patriots

The Miscreants: Arjen Van Dierten | Bryan Bash | Clyde Cash | Jack Thaddeus | Jason Kendrick Howell | Joshua Martinez | Liquid Chris | Lordsillynipples | Man in the Pickle Suit | Sarah May | Surfshack Tito | Vivian Gee

The Asperpedia Four: Alec Benson Leary | Evan Christopher George | Mao Ling | Sean August Watley

Famous people: BILLY MAYS | Jay Z | Jimmy Hill | Reggie Fils-Aimé | Shigeru Miyamoto | Takashi Tezuka

Others: Arthur Spatchcock | Jeff/Francine | Johan | LadyOfTheCosmo | Thorg

Christian Weston Chandler's people

Chris himself: Chloe | Bill Riley | Junior Jenkins | Carlos Chantor | Stephanie Bustcakes | Night Star | TwiSparLicious


Family:

At home: Bob Chandler | Barbara Chandler | Patti Chandler | The Chandler Cats | Clover and Snoopy

Others: Cole Smithey | Aunt Corrina | Minor Family Members | Daniel Weston | Anne Boleyn

Future: Lovely Weather | Crystal Weston Chandler | Reginald Chandler


Friends:

Sweethearts: Blanca Weiss | PandaHalo | Julie | Ivy | Kacey | Jackie | Catherine

Minor sweethearts: Lori Lopez | Hanna | Sarah Jackson | Emily | Vanessa Hudgens | Faeryn | Jessica Quinn

Sweethearts-to-be: Megan Schroeder | The Wallflower | DoopieDoOver

Gal-pals: Sarah Nicole Hammer | Laura Dorazio | Kellie Andes | Tiffany Gowen | Anna McLerran | Kim Wilson | Clare Porter

White knights: Robert Simmons V | Kenneth Erwin Englehardt | William Elliott Waterman

Others: Female fanbase | MLP voice actresses | Pokémon club friends | Rocky Shoemaker | Virginia Jeanine Sanford


Trolls:

The Miscreants: Arjen Van Dierten | Bryan Bash | Clyde Cash | Jack Thaddeus | Jason Kendrick Howell | Joshua Martinez | Liquid Chris | Lordsillynipples | Man in the Pickle Suit | Sarah May | Surfshack Tito | Vivian Gee

The Asperpedia Four: Alec Benson Leary | Evan Christopher George | Mao Ling | Sean August Watley

Famous people: BILLY MAYS | Jay Z | Jimmy Hill | Reggie Fils-Aimé | Shigeru Miyamoto | Takashi Tezuka

Others: Arthur Spatchcock | Jeff/Francine | Johan | LadyOfTheCosmo | Sam and Ellen | Thorg


Other enemies:

PVCC: Kene Meniru | Mary Lee Walsh

Jerkops: Bagget | Jerkhief

Manajerks: B-Manajerk | Kirby | "Lady" Manajerk | Michael Snyder | ScotPalazzo | Turdijerk | W-M-Manajerk | Yellow-Shirted Foe

The GAMe PLACe: Daniel Mimms | Lucas

Jerks: Joseph Herring | Wes Iseli

Others: Abusive babysitter | Adam Stackhouse | Bruce Johnson | Kathleen | Lulu.com executives | Pmurt | Sonic Boom producers | Rob Bell


Miscellaneous:

Famous people: Barack Obama | George W. Bush | PewDiePie | Red Skelton | R.L. Stine

Orbiters: A-Log | DStecks | Michael Hirtes

Others: Caitlin | Mia Hamm | Ryan Cash

Inanimate objects: Kimmi | Naru | Officer Nasty