Man in the Pickle Suit
—Christian Weston Chandler
Owner of the Cwcki(?)
Even though Chris turns basically everyone that annoys him into a villain in his comic, the Man in the Pickle Suit has surprisingly been spared. The closest he got to featuring as an enemy was when "Cly" fought Chris using a goddamn "pickle gun".
Chris claims that the MiPS' name may be Harold.
Lordsillynipples is the one true creator of the Pickle Negro. After posing as Blanca to troll CWC in early August 2008, using a fake MySpace page, he made Chris believe that Blanca was indeed a black transvestite in a pickle costume by suddenly revealing a new version of the MySpace. Ever since then, Chris has feared the pickle men.
The Jew in the Pickle Suit
This Pickle Man, at great personal risk, rescued Emily from the horrific date with Chris IRL. Whilst Emily and Chris were chatting it up and walking around the mall, the MiPS emerged from the shadows, and startered flirting with Emily. He ultimately won her over, stealing her from Chris, who stood dumbfounded, unable to cope with the defeat he had just suffered. He also accompanied Robert Simmons V to his visit to Christian's church, disguised as an average civilian.
On 7 August 2017, the MiPS made a shocking return out of nowhere during the last days of the Doopie Saga. He obtained and leaked screencaps from the infamous Night Star sockpuppet of her supposed private conversations with Chris. Chris had fooled absolutely no one and only helped confirm the fact that Chris was talking to himself all along. This proved that the MiPS might not be the pickle we deserve, but is definitely the pickle we need.
Chris followed the MiPS on Twitter a week later. This enabled him to give Chris information that MAGfest was planning to hold a CWC panel. Sadly, after MAGfest, Chris blocked the MiPS, after finally realizing his role in Christory. His block message included the phrase, "You are too much trollble"
For unknown reasons, Chris re-added the MiPS to his Twitter follow list in 2018. On 10 May, in the midst of a temper tantrum, Chris tagged the MiPS and tweeted:
- 11 September 2008: Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008 - Chris is first trolled by the Pickle Man.
- 21 October 2008: Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008 - Chris crashes into slumber after the Pickle Man breaks up his relationship with Blanca.
- 17 March 2010: Chris Drops the N-Bomb - Chris accuses Surfshack Tito of being a "pickle-suited nigger".
The Man in the Pickle Suit is an ancient title passed on from one troll to another. In this lost scene from the Bayeux Tapestry, Geoffrey Weston the Feeble-Minded (a possible early ancestor to Daniel Weston) is tricked by "The Man Donning the Pickled Cucumber Suit".
Response to the Sonic Boom Protests.
In October 2009, the MiPS established a YouTube account that suggested he had come out of retirement one last time to deal a final, crushing blow upon the manchild. Sadly, despite his promise that Chris would never complete his Fuck Quest, Chris ended up losing his virginity in 2012. To date, the MiPS has yet to comment on this.
|A Message to Chris Chan. From an old friend.|
|Stardate||23 April 2010|
|Made By||I Am The Internet Pickle Man|
|TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos|
- Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008
- Jackie Chat 3
- Jackie Chat 6
- Sonichu Special 1
- Kacey Call 24
- May 2018 social media posts#Meltdown on Twitter
- The Man in the Pickle Suit on MySpace
- The Man in the Pickle Suit on Facebook
- The Man in the Pickle Suit on Twitter
|Trolls of the Patriots|
The Miscreants: Arjen Van Dierten | Bryan Bash | Clyde Cash | Jack Thaddeus | Jason Kendrick Howell | Joshua Martinez | Liquid Chris | Lordsillynipples | Man in the Pickle Suit | Sarah May | Vivian Gee
|Christian Weston Chandler's people|
The Miscreants: Arjen Van Dierten | Bryan Bash | Clyde Cash | Jack Thaddeus | Jason Kendrick Howell | Joshua Martinez | Liquid Chris | Lordsillynipples | Man in the Pickle Suit | Sarah May | Surfshack Tito | Vivian Gee