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The CWCProtectSquad is a group of weens role-playing as fans who are starved for attention to the point that they frequently tweet to Chris and his orbiters over Twitter. Chris has added them to his Twitter friend list as they shower him with words of encouragement, fanart and even money.

Beginning

The floodgates opened during August 2017, seemingly due to Chris using NightStar2891, a sockpuppet account, which encouraged weens to create their own character accounts to troll Chris's followers into thinking they are him.

Most active members

Amy

  • @LittleAmyChan
  • Account created 16 August 2017

Appears to be the spokesperson and de facto leader of the CWCProtectSquad. Her modus operandi is to shower unconditional positive regards towards Chris. On 10 May 2018, he blocked Amy for being a troll. Even after being blocked, she still maintains the facade.

Desiree Delightful

 
 
Says the troll who spends their day making a fake account to bully me on the internet. I might live with My Mother, but you probably do too.
 

 

—Chris, blasting Desiree's third sock account.[1]

  • @MissLadyLikely, AKA BarbAChandler, SaraHeartsSonic and PollyAnnPikachu
  • Account created 26 August 2017

Made 993 tweets to Chris and orbiters as MissLadyLikely (Desiree Delightful) and BarbAChandler.[2] During the Idea Guy saga, in December 2017, Desiree decided to experiment by copying Idea Guy's shtick and role-playing as an alternate dimension Barb. It resulted in Chris angrily reporting the account and unfriending it.[3]

In December 2017, Desiree added some Twitter DMs with Chris to the CWCki.[4] Occurring from September and October 2017, Chris discussed his method for recuperating whenever he sees pickles and explained why he signed up to Kiwi Farms.

Desiree did not stop trying to get Chris's attention. The account's tweets were purged and it was later rebooted as SaraHeartsSonic. After a string of messages tagging Chris,[5] he decided to re-follow the account, apparently unaware of its history. SaraHeartsSonic would go on to make 862 tweets by 4 May 2018.[6] For the most part she would play along with Chris's delusions and "support" his insane ideas, but would occasionally cross into criticizing him.

On 4 May 2018, Chris began to realize the Sara account was not a legitimate fan.

SaraHeartsSonic

Chris, i'm fucking done. If you take make believe that far, then grow the fuck up and devote 100% of your time creating (and improving, your work has charm but for god's sake take a drawing class) and stop wasting money on children's toys and video games. OR ELSE!

Another user, who also has autism, joined in the thread and showed off her artwork to SaraHeartsSonic.

SaraHeartsSonic

This single drawing contains a more interesting story and character than the entire Sonichu canon.

This caused Chris to flip his lid:

You Rotton Troll! So, you show your True Colours, @SaraHeartsSonic .

Sara then backpedaled:

How have I trolled you? All I want is to help you do better. You've helped me indirectly, just want to repay the favor. Take an art class, there have to be some in your area. I'll help you look. I bet that the class is probably 99% female. So your art can improve, and your chances of finding a girlfriend go up. I'm helping you here! You need to spend your money on this instead of children's toys and vapid video games. This would be money well spent instead of wasted, an investment in your future. It's not too late Chris. #DontStopBelievin

Chris did not unfollow the account.

On 7 May, after Chris called out the group, as well as Sara for being trolls, he blocked Sara. Naturally, this prompted the ween behind the account to delete all tweets and reboot it yet again, as PollyAnnPikachu, with a persona of a sexy Pikachu cosplayer, making 26 tweets.[7] Of course, Chris quickly followed the account, despite warnings from other orbiters of the account's true nature. He eventually listened to reason and unfollowed it the next day.

Tings Tingz

  • Account created 15 August 2017[8]
  • 507 tweets, drew fanart for Chris, gave him money

Spectators suspect this account of pulling the strings behind the Cryzel and Magi-Chan troll scheme because of how it claimed to be a sweetheart and had knowledge of Magi-Chan's role before Chris mentioned it publicly. On 4 May, following a commentator on Kiwi Farms mentioning that Tings Tingz should be doxed, the account was swiftly deactivated.[9] Two days later, the account resurfaced with an explanation of having shut down over doxing fears, as well as explaining that Chris had shared information about Cryzel and Magi-Chan over DM and that was how Tings had known. Tings denied being involved with the scheme.

See also

External links

References

  1. May 2018 social media posts#Turning back on CWCProtectSquad
  2. http://archive.is/v64Hk
  3. December 2017 tweets
  4. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:Contributions/PonyFucker
  5. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-483#post-2890192
  6. http://archive.is/Axfjq
  7. http://archive.is/ckyiC
  8. http://archive.is/uBEPq Archive of Tings' Twitter
  9. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-4-6-patreon-bucks-is-low-so-chris-promises-more-comic-pages.42663/page-3#post-3321872
Trolls of the Patriots

The Miscreants: Arjen Van Dierten | Bryan Bash | Clyde Cash | Jack Thaddeus | Jason Kendrick Howell | Joshua Martinez | Liquid Chris | Lordsillynipples | Man in the Pickle Suit | Sarah May | Vivian Gee

The Asperpedia Four: Alec Benson Leary | Evan Christopher George | Mao Ling | Sean August Watley

Famous people: BILLY MAYS | Jay Z | Jimmy Hill | Reggie Fils-Aimé | Shigeru Miyamoto | Takashi Tezuka

Traitors Arthur Spatchcock | Bryanfrogboy | CWCProtectSquad | Idea Guy | Jeff/Francine |

Others: Johan | LadyOfTheCosmo | Surfshack Tito | Thorg

Christian Weston Chandler's people

Chris himself: Chloe | Bill Riley | Junior Jenkins | Carlos Chantor | Stephanie Bustcakes | Night Star | TwiSparLicious


Family:

At home: Bob Chandler | Barbara Chandler | Patti Chandler | The Chandler Cats | Clover and Snoopy

Others: Cole Smithey | Aunt Corrina | Minor Family Members | Daniel Weston | Anne Boleyn

Future: Lovely Weather | Crystal Weston Chandler | Reginald Chandler


Friends:

Sweethearts: Blanca Weiss | PandaHalo | Julie | Ivy | Kacey | Jackie | Catherine | Cryzel and Magi-Chan

Minor sweethearts: Lori Lopez | Hanna | Sarah Jackson | Emily | Vanessa Hudgens | Faeryn | Jessica Quinn

Sweethearts-to-be: Megan Schroeder | The Wallflower | DoopieDoOver

Gal-pals: Sarah Nicole Hammer | Laura Dorazio | Kellie Andes | Tiffany Gowen | Anna McLerran | Kim Wilson | Clare Porter

White knights: Robert Simmons V | Kenneth Erwin Englehardt | William Elliott Waterman

Others: Female fanbase | MLP voice actresses | Pokémon club friends | Rocky Shoemaker | Virginia Jeanine Sanford


Trolls:

The Miscreants: Arjen Van Dierten | Bryan Bash | Clyde Cash | Jack Thaddeus | Jason Kendrick Howell | Joshua Martinez | Liquid Chris | Lordsillynipples | Man in the Pickle Suit | Sarah May | Surfshack Tito | Vivian Gee

The Asperpedia Four: Alec Benson Leary | Evan Christopher George | Mao Ling | Sean August Watley

Famous people: BILLY MAYS | Jay Z | Jimmy Hill | Reggie Fils-Aimé | Shigeru Miyamoto | Takashi Tezuka

Traitors Arthur Spatchcock | Bryanfrogboy | CWCProtectSquad | Idea Guy | Jeff/Francine |

Others: Johan | LadyOfTheCosmo | Sam and Ellen | Surfshack Tito | Thorg |


Other enemies:

PVCC: Kene Meniru | Mary Lee Walsh

Jerkops: Bagget | Jerkhief

Manajerks: B-Manajerk | Kirby | "Lady" Manajerk | Michael Snyder | ScotPalazzo | Turdijerk | W-M-Manajerk | Yellow-Shirted Foe

The GAMe PLACe: Daniel Mimms | Lucas

Jerks: Joseph Herring | Wes Iseli

Others: Abusive babysitter | Bruce Johnson | Kathleen | Lulu.com executives | Pmurt | Sonic Boom producers | Rob Bell


Miscellaneous:

Famous people: Barack Obama | George W. Bush | PewDiePie | Red Skelton | R.L. Stine

Orbiters: A-Log | DStecks | Michael Hirtes

Others: Adam Stackhouse | Caitlin | Mia Hamm | Ryan Cash

Inanimate objects/Fictional Characters: Kimmi | Meg Griffin | Naru | Officer Nasty