Officer Nasty
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Officer Nasty was Chris's only sexual partner (until he dumped her ass for Kimmi) and the only janekop that he trusts.
Though the only time she went down on him was when she got a puncture. (ba dum, tisch!!!)
According to Chris, Officer Nasty did suffer a 'serious internal injury' and went down in the line of duty. He even claims that he's "been through 3 of the 'Officer Nasty' dolls already" (a claim borne out by records of his orders from the Adam & Eve website). It is hard to discern whether the punctures were caused by his massive girth, his bent duck, or both.
Note that the pictures were not taken in CWC's room, but his family's filthy kitchen. Yes, he actually brought Officer Nasty out of his room, fully inflated.
| “ | Ah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury | ” |
| Chris on Officer Nasty, the closest thing to a woman he'll ever know the touch of[1] | ||
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See also
| Sweethearts and gal-pals |
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Chris himself: Chloe Sweethearts: Blanca Weiss ♥ PandaHalo ♥ Julie Milvana ♥ Ivy O'Neil ♥ Kacey Devoria ♥ Jacklyn Romy ♥ Catherine Sorrentino ♥ Jessica Quinn ♥ Jacob Sockness Minor sweethearts: Lori Lopez ♥ Hanna ♥ Sarah Jackson ♥ Emily ♥ Vanessa Hudgens ♥ Faeryn Sweethearts-to-be: Megan Schroeder ♥ The Wallflower (in Chris's words) ♥ DoopieDoOver Present sweethearts: Cryzel, Magi-Chan, Sylvana and Mewtwo Future sweethearts: Lovely Weather Gal-pals: Sarah Nicole Hammer ♥ Laura Dorazio ♥ Kellie Andes ♥ Tiffany Gowen ♥ Anna McLerran ♥ Kim Wilson ♥ Clare Porter Other acquaintances: Female fanbase ♥ MLP voice actresses ♥ Pokémon club friends ♥ Sam and Ellen ♥ Virginia Jeanine Sanford Inanimate objects/Fictional Characters: Officer Nasty ♥ Kimmi ♥ Meg Griffin ♥ Naru See also: List of Chris's sweethearts ♥ Love Quest ♥ Mia Hamm |
