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Kimmi (full name: Kimmi the Anime Love Doll, alternatively known as "Aiko" on some sex toy sites, in case you want to shop around) is perhaps the most notorious of Christian's sex toys. Chris has a reputation of dumping girls at a whim, but on 20 February 2009, the entire Sonichu community was shocked and appalled when they heard the news that Chris had cheated on his only ONE and TRUE love, Officer Nasty, for some Asian slut by the name of Kimmi.

The shocking events were uncovered due to the leaking of the infamous sex tape - a video so shocking, it made the Paris Hilton sex tapes look like something that would be shown on the Disney Channel, and the video that gave birth to the infamous JULAY meme.

Chris stated in BlueSpike Skype Logs 10 that "the doll I was using was not a doll I'd choose right away, because the V-Hole and the A-Hole are linked together, so it's like my duck can go all the way through and stick out its A-Hole."

After moving on to Ivy, Chris has further abused Kimmi by taping a drawing of Ivy's face to her and profusely slobbering all over it.

Chris's habit of using Kimmi to represent his various e-girlfriends has led many newfags to believe that Julie or Ivy were, in fact, no more than a sex doll and a voice in Chris's head, rather than the master trolls they actually were.


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Sweethearts and gal-pals

Chris himself: Chloe

Sweethearts: Blanca WeissPandaHaloJulie MilvanaIvy O'NeilKacey DevoriaJacklyn RomyCatherine SorrentinoJessica QuinnJacob Sockness

Minor sweethearts: Lori LopezHannaSarah JacksonEmilyVanessa HudgensFaeryn

Sweethearts-to-be: Megan SchroederThe Wallflower (in Chris's words) ♥ DoopieDoOver

Present sweethearts: Cryzel, Magi-Chan, Sylvana and Mewtwo

Future sweethearts: Lovely Weather

Gal-pals: Sarah Nicole HammerLaura DorazioKellie AndesTiffany GowenAnna McLerranKim WilsonClare Porter

Other acquaintances: Female fanbaseMLP voice actressesPokémon club friendsSam and EllenVirginia Jeanine Sanford

Inanimate objects/Fictional Characters: Officer NastyKimmiMeg GriffinNaru

See also: List of Chris's sweetheartsLove QuestMia Hamm

CWCipedia entry on "Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts"