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Kimmi (full name: Kimmi the Anime Love Doll, alternatively known as "Aiko" on some sex toy sites, in case you want to shop around) is perhaps the most notorious of Christian's sex toys. Chris has a reputation of dumping girls at a whim, but on 20 February 2009, the entire Sonichu community was shocked and appalled when they heard the news that Chris had cheated on his only ONE and TRUE love, Officer Nasty, for some Asian slut by the name of Kimmi.
The shocking events were uncovered due to the leaking of the infamous sex tape - a video so shocking, it made the Paris Hilton sex tapes look like something that would be shown on the Disney Channel, and the video that gave birth to the infamous JULAY meme.
Chris stated in BlueSpike Skype Logs 10 that "the doll I was using was not a doll I'd choose right away, because the V-Hole and the A-Hole are linked together, so it's like my duck can go all the way through and stick out its A-Hole."
Chris's habit of using Kimmi to represent his various e-girlfriends has misled some new to Chris-Chan lore to believe that Julie or Ivy were, in fact, no more than a sex doll and a voice in Chris's head, rather than the master trolls they actually were.
Kimmi later joined The Miscreants.
|Julie's Introduction:||Chris vs. Clyde:||Sex Leaks:||The Miscreants:||Julie's Kidnap:||The Reveal:||Sarah May:|