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We're still gettin' to know each other ... and it's all in my head, really. ... Y'all are welcome to share your waifus anytime.


—Chris on his waifu, Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.

The lucky lady

A waifu (Japanese: ワイフ) is, generally speaking, a female character from an anime or video game that a person is attracted to and considers a significant other. The word comes from a wasei-eigo reading of the word "wife". Chris, however, chooses to use "waifu" in the modern sense, to refer to a dakimakura, a body pillow. So far, the only references Chris has ever made to a waifu is in two videos from May 2016. He introduces his waifu as "Naru".

In which Chris introduces "Naru", with whom he has spent a glorious two weeks, and there is nothing wrong with that.

Chris bought "Naru" or "Nanao Naru QW014 Anime Dakimakura body pillow case cover" in early May 2016 from eBay. Her life before Chris went from being born in a Chinese sweatshop, to spending weeks or months in a product warehouse, before being shipped to the Chandler household. Ironically the world she saw in the Chinese sweatshop she was born in was likely less depressing than watching the daily life of the Chandler family.

So far, Chris has been confirmed to spend nearly $90 on Naru.

It was confirmed that on May 9th, Chris purchased the Naru body pillowcase from eBay[1] for $29.99.

He also bought two pillows, one on 9 May, and the other on 29 May, for $28.95 each.[2]

See also


Sweethearts and gal-pals

Chris himself: Chloe

Sweethearts: Blanca WeissPandaHaloJulie MilvanaIvy O'NeilKacey DevoriaJacklyn RomyCatherine Sorrentino

Minor sweethearts: Lori LopezHannaSarah JacksonEmilyVanessa HudgensFaerynJessica Quinn

Sweethearts-to-be: Megan SchroederThe Wallflower (in Chris's words) ♥ DoopieDoOver

Present sweethearts: Cryzel, Magi-Chan, Sylvana and Mewtwo

Future sweethearts: Lovely Weather

Gal-pals: Sarah Nicole HammerLaura DorazioKellie AndesTiffany GowenAnna McLerranKim WilsonClare Porter

Other acquaintances: Female fanbaseMLP voice actressesPokémon club friendsSam and EllenVirginia Jeanine Sanford

Inanimate objects/Fictional Characters: Officer NastyKimmiMeg GriffinNaru

See also: List of Chris's sweetheartsLove QuestMia Hamm

CWCipedia entry on "Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts"