The Crumple-Lope is, well, a crumpled and yellowed manila envelope. Kept within the Scrapbook of Fail, inside the envelope resides the remains of the original ShecameforCWC.JPG, as well as several other "shamed past relationship art works." Given the description, this could've likely meant the Sonichu Specials (Sonichu Special 1, Wedding Comic, Giant Penis Comic, Sonichu Special 4), the "UNGA-WUNGA" drawings, and many more, all of which were torn up for good measure.
As of November 19th 2015, the scrapbook had been revealed to have survived the fire, bringing joy to Sonichu fans everywhere, who had previously thought the artifact to have been destroyed.
The contents of the Crumple-Lope were offered for sale on eBay, alongside several other erotic artworks, on 23 April 2018. They were purchased for $1000 by the Teen Troon Squad, who unbeknownst to Chris, would initiate a new saga.