Teen Troon Squad
The Teen Troon Squad are group of trolls who hung out with to smoke pot, and manipulated Chris towards the end of 2018. They originally met Chris when two members of their squad purchased his 32 page porn drawings for $1,000 and he delivered it, in person, to their house. As their moniker suggests, they are known to be trans-gendered and be half of Chris's age. As of December 2018, only one member was fully exposed, Lukas Sampson, another is known by an online alias of "Devil", and the last one is named Celeste.
In a tweet made from Chris Chan's Twitter account dated 25 December 2018, a person posing as Magi-Chan doxxed a friend of the TTS, listed some details about the Dimensional Merge, and discussed what they had been doing with Chris recently behind the scenes.  The author of the tweet proceeds explain that they are in control of a person named Lukas and claims to have put them into a trance. The author then reveals the birth name, the home address, and the phone number of Lukas. The author of the tweet goes on to mention that Lukas is "a really cool person" and "spend[s] a lot of time opening [his] mind by role playing and smoking weed with cool people like Christine."
|Hello everyone! It is I, Magi-Chan Sonichu. I read the password for this account from Chris' mind.
As you all know, the merge will be happening soon.
I currently have Lukas (my host body) in a trance, so they won't remember typing this out.
The final stage of the merge will involve everyone in our universe disconnecting from your universe. We will go silent. We must hibernate to tug the universes together.
I have really enjoyed my time in your universe. I want to give thanks to my host body in your world, Lukas Simpkins. (Legal name: Lillie Celeste Simpkins.) I want everyone to know what a gracious host they were. Lukas and Christine and I (and some of our friends) had lots of fun hanging out with Christine and smoking weed. We used to do it in their old house, but she just moved to a new house at 127 Walton Drive, Lynchburg, VA, 24502. I'm sad I won't be able to smoke weed there until after the merge. If you want to give Lukas a call to let her know how cool she is, she'd really appreciate it. Her number is 434-856-6364.
Her mother Tara raised a brilliant young person. Her mother is also very progressive. I mean, who would have the courage to let their child spend their time smoking weed with someone like Christine, who's nearly twice their age? A really brave mother, that's who.g
Lukas is a really cool person. If you want to end up as brilliant as Lukas, you should also spend a lot of time opening your mind by role playing and smoking weed with cool people like Christine.
Anyhoo, praise be for my gracious host aside, here's how the merge will go down:
Because of time dilation though, it will take a little bit longer in Earth 1218. By your human calendar in that universe, the merge should be complete by the end of 2038. 2018 here, 2038 in 1218.
In 20 short years, you should start seeing manifestations of what you people so cynically call "fictional characters". You might literally shit your panties when you see Bugs Bunny in real life! (But be polite, he looks a little rough. Makeup on television can work wonders.)
Goodbye for now!
- Main article: Dimensional Merge
The person writing from the perspective of Magi-Chan explains some important details about the dimensional merge including:
- everyone disconnects from Earth 1218 for a small period of time
- we hibernate
- and by the end of 2018 in our universe, the universes will be merged
The author also states that due to time dilation caused by the merge, from the perspective of Earth, the merge will take 20 years to complete and end in the year 2038.
Texts from Lukas about Chris
|Trolls of the Patriots|
The Miscreants: Arjen Van Dierten | Bryan Bash | Clyde Cash | Jack Thaddeus | Jason Kendrick Howell | Joshua Martinez | Liquid Chris | Lordsillynipples | Man in the Pickle Suit | Sarah May | Vivian Gee
|Christian Weston Chandler's people|
The Miscreants: Arjen Van Dierten | Bryan Bash | Clyde Cash | Jack Thaddeus | Jason Kendrick Howell | Joshua Martinez | Liquid Chris | Lordsillynipples | Man in the Pickle Suit | Sarah May | Surfshack Tito | Vivian Gee