Sarah May

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Trollll.PNG Troll disclosure: This persona was created, appropriated, or otherwise used by trolls to manipulate Chris.
Though this identity is contrived, the CWCki may treat it as if it were a real identity because it was to Chris. (It's also funnier that way.)
And you know the best part? The troll I met, we're in true love. The only thing you wanted. And we're happy because of your misery. Isn't that funny?
Sarah May
The picture Chris drew for Sarah, Rosechu with a Pickle.

Sarah May was a gal pal of Chris and co-founder of the Sonichu Girls forum. Sarah May came to Chris's defense in the IRC (20 January 2009) chat.

In Mumble 8 (17 February 2009) Sarah May confronted Chris - he had offered Emily a threeway with him and Julie, but Sarah May thought she had the offer first. Over the course of a long argument, Chris became increasingly frazzled, and called Sarah May "Julie" four times in quick succession.

And so a distraught Sarah May decided to commit suicide. Chris released a video in which he seemed to show genuine remorse. Apparently, Sarah May did not go through with her suicide attempt.

After having several average conversations with her on Skype, on 4 March 2009 the conversation took an increasingly dark turn. Sarah May's façade slowly wore off during the conversation, eventually revealing herself as a troll. The breaking point was when Chris told her to come to 14 Branchland Court, and she began interrogating him, culminating in her asking him to draw Rosechu with a pickle in order for Chris to get his Yahoo! account back.

Sarah May did not appear on Chris's "Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts" page, either because he knew she was a troll or because he forgot about her.

See also

Clyde saga.png Clyde Cash Saga Clyde saga.png
The Players

Organizations: Sonichu Girls
People: ChrisClyde CashVivian GeeRyan CashLordsillynipplesBryan BashSarah MayBILLY MAYS
Inanimate Objects: Clown Doll

The Games
Platforms: IRC
Chris vs. Clyde: Clyde's Return: Spider-Man Blackmail: Vivian Gee:

Coinciding Sagas
EDPandaHaloJuliePSN HackingEmilyIvyTitoJackieFirst Exile
Julie saga.png Julie Saga Julie saga.png
The Players

Organizations: The Miscreants
People: ChrisBlueSpike (JulieMax) • Clyde CashSarah MayBILLY MAYSBob ChandlerAunt Corrina
Inanimate Objects: Kimmi

The Games
Platforms: IRCMumblePSNSkype
Places: MolvanîaOhio
Mumble Chats: (1233.54567899.5101112)
BlueSpike PSN Chats: (1233.53.74)
BlueSpike Skype Logs: (12345678910111213)
Art: Silvana MasturbationRosechu with a strap-on
Julie's Introduction: Sarah May: Chris vs. Clyde: Sex Leaks: The Miscreants: The Reveal: The Aftermath:

Coinciding Sagas
Clyde CashPandaHaloPSN Hacking