(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise

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C-Chan up in dis mothafucka.
Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone!

"(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise" is Christian and the Hedgehog Boys's version of Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise," featured in their second album, Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!. The song deals with Chris's struggle against Clyde Cash from Clyde's point of view.

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"(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise"
Stardate April 2009
Subject Matter MusicMusic Music, TrollsTrolls Trolls
Performance Style SmugSmug Smug
Saga ClydeClyde Clyde Cash
Other AudioAudio Audio
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Lyrics

[sung over Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise"]

As I walk through the valley of wallow and dark shame
I take a look at my life and I realize there's nothing here
Cuz I've been blastin' and laughin' so long, that
Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone

But I ain't never left my computer, dog gone it
Me be treated like a punk, I take it out on that guy
I have too much stress and free time, I can't enjoy it
I am a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz

A cheap laugh on that guy's lone expense
As they croak I see myself worse off than that fool
I'm the kinda 'G' no one gives a cryin' dime to care
On my knees in the night (sped up)
Saying prayers in the LCD light

We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradi~ise
We been spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise
We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise
We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise

Look at the situation, they got me facin'
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the street
So I gotta lay it down as Clyde No-cash
Too much Internet surfin' got me tauntin' dreams

I'm an stupid 'lil fool with fake sex on my mind
Got my mouse in my hand and a soda-stained keyboard
I'm loc'd in ninja ding dang ganger
I keep my homies not here, so I'm a lonely dope, G

...eath ai-ain't nothing but a heartbeat away
I'm livin life, yo, do or die, what can I say?
I'm thirteen now, but will I live to see any-MOE?!
The way things are going I don't know

...me why are why are so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me (sings 2 times faster)
The... things... we... see... (catches up) ...hurt are you and me?

We... we...

W-w-we b-been spending most of our lives
Living in a gang-trollsta's paradise
We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise
We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a grollsta's paradise
We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise

Power and no money, money and no power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's typing, but half of them ain't carin'
... It's goin' on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's hangin'

They gotta learn lame words, learnin' to- er- teach me
If they can't understand it, how can they reach me
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess I front, that's why I know my life is not well spent, G.

We been spending most of our lives
Living in the trollsta's paradise
We been spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise
We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise
We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise

Tell me why are we, so blind to see, that the ones we hurt
Are you and me? (pause) Tell me why! We are we!
So blind to see! The ones we hurt! Are you and me! (pause)
(catches up) ...ones we hurt are you and me?

Covers

(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise cover
Stardate 13 February 2015
Made By GUWANGE
Subject Matter (Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise
Video Type Song Cover
Other Info From the album Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys (Deluxe Edition).
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Trollsta's Paradise
Stardate 18 February 2019
Made By Smoky Chris
Subject Matter (Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise
Video Type Song Cover
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

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See also

  • Sonic the Hedgehog (film) - The first trailer for this film prominently uses the original version of this song, "Gangsta's Paradise".