Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)

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Move over, Brockhampton. Here's the TRUE and HONEST first internet boy band.

Christian & the Hedgehog Boys is the eponymous debut album of Chris's terrible music project of the same name, recorded on a tape recorder in August 2003. For 21 minutes and 26 seconds, you can take a thrilling journey from the depths of lonely despair to the exciting joys of zapping to the extreme. Get your copy today!


A cruder unreleased version of the album cover.
The CD label.

Due to lack of promotion, monotone vocals, poor audio quality and the fact that you can hear the tracks he is singing over, the album failed to chart in most countries (although it was unnervingly popular in Molvanîa).

Video clips

A promo clip was recorded for the album, in the form of "All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend."


Title Based on Subject
1 "So Need a Cute Girl" Backstreet Boys — "I Want It That Way" SexSex Sex, RageRage Virgin with Rage, GalpalsGalpals Love Quest, TragedyTragedy Noviophobia
2 "Sonichu Zip" Hironobu Kageyama and Hideaki Takatori — "SONIC DRIVE" ComicsComics Sonichu
3 "A-U-T-I-S-M" Backstreet Boys — "Larger Than Life" AutismAutism Autism, HomosHomos A rainbow, TragedyTragedy Loneliness
4 "BFF's (Best Friends Forever)" Midnight Sons — "If Only Tears Could Bring You Back" GalpalsGalpals Sarah Hammer, TragedyTragedy Loneliness
5 "La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova" Ricky Martin — "La Copa de la Vida" SexSex Sex, OtherUnknownIcon.png Spanish
6 "Yellow Is a Mellow Color" Los del Río — "Macarena" ComedyComedy Comedy, ComicsComics Sonichu
7 "Feel So Lonesome" Britney Spears — "(You Drive Me) Crazy" GalpalsGalpals Love Quest, TragedyTragedy Loneliness
8 "Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme" Sons of Angels — "Open Your Heart" MusicMusic Music


Due to the relative failure of the album, many in the music industry were surprised when Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (minus founding members Sonic and Shadow) reappeared six years later with Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!.