Bryan Bash

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Trollll.PNG Troll disclosure: This persona was created, appropriated, or otherwise used by trolls to manipulate Chris.
Though this identity is contrived, the CWCki may treat it as if it were a real identity because it was to Chris. (It's also funnier that way.)
Bryan getting Bob to run upstairs in the infamous Bob Walks In video.

Bryan Bash
Name Bryan Bash
Gender Male
Known for Sending prostitutes to Chris' house.
Race White
Nationality American
Occupation Internet troll
Agent of The Miscreants
Saga Clyde Cash, Emily

Bryan Bash is a troll and agent of The Miscreants. He is a close friend of Clyde Cash. Bryan is best known for his work in early 2009, when he sent a group of Boyfriend-free girls to Chris's home and for his role in the creation of the Bob Walks In video. From mid-to-late 2009, Bryan participated in a series of leaks involving Chris's phone calls, messages, and even a piece of pornography that Chris had drawn.

Bob Walks In

Main article: Bob Walks In

During Valentine's Night, 2009, Chris was having erotic phone sex with Julie. While this was going on, the Miscreants were calling into Chris's home in an attempt to get Bob to go upstairs and have an awkward encounter with his son during phone-coitus. After four attempts, it was Bryan that finally got Bob to run up the stairs after frantically telling him Chris uploaded a video where he described that he was going to kill himself.

The Hookers

Main article: Hooker incident

During March of 2009, after Chris failed to win over Emily as his sweetheart, Bryan decided that he would assist Chris in his quest to loose his virginity by sending over a group of prostitutes to his home. Clyde later made a call to Chris about their visit and record their conversation. At the end of the call, after Barbara joined in on their conversation, Bryan joined in and asked if their refrigerator was running. When Barbra went to hang up the phone, Bryan made a joke about using the Poké Flute, which may be in reference to Barb's nickname Snorlax[1].

2009 Leaks

From mid to late 2009, Bryan was able to successfully obtain and leak a handful of things that Chris’ private information. Beginning in June of 2009, Bryan hacked into Chris's YouTube account and found a message that Chris had sent to Seth McFarlane. Three months later, in September of 2009, Bryan got a hold of one of Chris’ most infamous smut drawings, known as CWCRockin4Way.jpg. After another two months passed, in November of 2009 Bryan leaked a handful of Chris's calls. These include the Father Call, audio between Chris and Kacey's dad, the Kacey and Liquid Call, and conversations Chris had with Jack Thaddeus.

Additional Trolling

Bryan Bash briefly participated in the 8th Mumble chat. While Mr. Roboto was speaking with Chris, Bryan interrupted him and asked Roboto if his name was "Nice Russian Guy"?, to which Roboto corrected him.

Fan Art


  1. The Poké Flute is an item used in Pokémon games to wake up a Snorlax

See Also

Clyde saga.png Clyde Cash Saga Clyde saga.png
The Players

Organizations: Sonichu Girls
People: ChrisClyde CashVivian GeeRyan CashLordsillynipplesBryan BashSarah MayBILLY MAYS
Inanimate Objects: Clown Doll

The Games
Platforms: IRC
Chris vs. Clyde: Clyde's Return: Spider-Man Blackmail: Vivian Gee:

Coinciding Sagas
EDPandaHaloJuliePSN HackingEmilyIvyTitoJackieFirst Exile
MITPS.png Emily Saga MITPS.png
The Players

People: ChrisLoveYouLongTime (EmilyKim WilsonUnknown Gal-pals) • Bob ChandlerMan in the Pickle SuitMagical ManClyde CashFaerynRobert Simmons VBryan Bash

LoveYouLongTime: Emily: Kim:
Coinciding Sagas: Clyde Cash, Liquid