Sam and Ellen

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Sam and Ellen were a lesbian couple who considered Chris as a surrogate father after meeting on a forum. In a video where Chris shows off his home-frozen sperm kept in his kitchen freezer, he addresses them as Samantha and Ellie.

Johan, a former gay porn star, was Chris' main competition. He made Sam and Ellen aware of some of Chris's previous exploits such as the cakefarts video and the Megan Schroeder saga, which cast serious doubts on Chris' viability. Though unclear who put forth the challenge, all parties agreed that Chris and Johan would both make videos to prove their sexual prowess and the winner would be decided through an online poll. Around 7,000 votes were cast, with Johan taking a 16-point lead over Chris, despite the latter accusing the former of having an STD and being a bully. Sam and Ellen have yet to be heard of again since; it's generally assumed they chose Johan to impregnate one of them and lived happily ever after with a child that was (thankfully) not Chris's.

Chris's Video

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Stardate 31 May 2016
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Johan's Video (mirror, NSFW)

https://goblinrefuge.com/mediagoblin/u/lekeksz/m/johan-sextape/


Christian Weston Chandler's people

Chris himself:

Bill Riley | Carlos Chantor | Chloe | Junior Jenkins | Night Star | Stephanie Bustcakes | TwiSparLicious


Family:

At home: Bob Chandler | Barbara Chandler | Patti Chandler | The Chandler Cats | Clover and Snoopy

Others: Anne Boleyn | Aunt Corrina | Cole Smithey | Daniel Weston | Minor Family Members |

Future: Crystal Weston Chandler | Lovely Weather | Reginald Chandler


Friends:

Sweethearts: Blanca Weiss | Julie | Catherine | Cryzel and Magi-Chan Ivy | Kacey | Jackie | PandaHalo |

Minor sweethearts: Emily | Faeryn | Hanna | Jessica Quinn | Lori Lopez | Sarah Jackson | Vanessa Hudgens |

Sweethearts-to-be: DoopieDoOver | Megan Schroeder | The Wallflower |

Gal-pals: Anna McLerran | Clare Porter | Kellie Andes | Kim Wilson | Laura Dorazio | Sarah Nicole Hammer | Tiffany Gowen |

White knights: Robert Simmons V | Kenneth Erwin Englehardt | William Elliott Waterman

Others: DRWolf | Female fanbase | Joshua Moon | MLP voice actresses | Pokémon club friends | Rocky Shoemaker | Virginia Jeanine Sanford


Trolls:

The Miscreants: Arjen Van Dierten | Bryan Bash | Clyde Cash | Jack Thaddeus | Jason Kendrick Howell | Joshua Martinez | Liquid Chris | Lordsillynipples | Man in the Pickle Suit | Sarah May | Surfshack Tito | Vivian Gee

The Asperpedia Four: Alec Benson Leary | Evan Christopher George | Mao Ling | Sean August Watley

Famous people: BILLY MAYS | Jay Z | Jimmy Hill | Reggie Fils-Aimé | Shigeru Miyamoto | Takashi Tezuka

Traitors Arthur Spatchcock | Bryanfrogboy | CWCProtectSquad | Idea Guys | Jeff/Francine | MKRNightVee | Teen Troon Squad |

Others: Johan | LadyOfTheCosmo | Sam and Ellen | Surfshack Tito | Thorg |


Other enemies:

PVCC: Kene Meniru | Mary Lee Walsh

Jerkops: Bagget | Jerkhief

Manajerks: B-Manajerk | Kirby | "Lady" Manajerk | Michael Snyder | ScotPalazzo | Turdijerk | W-M-Manajerk | Yellow-Shirted Foe

The GAMe PLACe: Daniel Mimms | Lucas

JERKS: Joseph Herring | Wes Iseli

Others: Abusive babysitter | Bruce Johnson | Kathleen | Lulu.com executives | Pmurt | Sonic Boom producers | Rob Bell


Miscellaneous:

Famous people: Barack Obama | George W. Bush | John Tesh | PewDiePie | Red Skelton | R.L. Stine

Orbiters: A-Log | DStecks | Jacob Sockness | Michael Hirtes

Others: Adam Stackhouse | Caitlin | Mia Hamm | Ryan Cash

Inanimate objects/Fictional Characters: Kimmi | Meg Griffin | Naru | Officer Nasty