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Petty enablers, whether financial or fantastic, should not get more than a paragraph or two, and should be squarely focused on their relation to Chris.

When the Idea Guys showed everyone in late 2017 that Chris is still just as naive as he was a decade earlier, he inspired many bored, childish and mentally ill copycats. Chris's deteriorating psyche has made him less amenable to being reached by such traditional methods as claiming to be a boyfriend-free girl; the Idea Guys had indeed caused Chris by March 2018 to conclude the Love Quest, blocking off this avenue outright. Instead, those who wish to prove themselves latter-day Miscreants play along with Chris's more eccentric beliefs, including in his own divinity. A few such enablers, such as Ben Saint and Jacob Sockness, have left their indelible marks on the Sonichu series. Most have not. This page lists such petty enablers who have got TRUE and HONEST responses from Chris on social media or in chat rooms, yet have not provoked Chris into doing anything substantial.


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Christine...Please stop this, Mewtwo is not real, the merge is not happening, you need serious help. If you need help there are people to help you with these delusions. This is incredibly unhealthy for you.
AquaDiamond8, March 2019[1]
Still i dont want [Jacob Sockness] attacking my people when the merge happens, Christine has said there will be no more war or need for violence in the merge, my Sapphire has forseen this
AquaDiamond8 changes her tune, November 2019[2]
AquaDiamond8 and Magi-Chan. Drawn by Aqua November 2019.

AquaDiamond8 is a Twitter user who has bounced from being a ween[3], to a white knight, to an enabler. In November 2019, after having tried to discourage Chris's delusions months before, Aqua abruptly switched tactics and instead embraced Chris's delusional beliefs. She changed her Twitter handle to "CPU Goddess Aqua of the Mac Book Pro", echoing a similar move as fellow enabler MKRNightVee. Like MKR, Aqua had frequent spats with Sockness. Later, Aqua began drawing fanart of her OC interacting with Magi-Chan[4]. She then posted a Pokémon drawing, claiming it to be an alt-dimension Magi-Chan[5]:

Val Valentino, The Masked Magician.jpg

Val Valentino, The Masked Magician. A celestial powerful magician

Dex Enter: "This Magi-Chan is so powerful he has to mentally project a simplified form that the human mind can comprehend. Looking at his true form would drive you mad."

Dex #: unknown

Chris was enticed by this news:

Seriously? You disovered an alt-dimension Magi-Chan Sonichu? This is a very interesting find. I'll look more into this one for myself.

Also, for your information, regardless of which variant, Dimension or Timeline of origin, Special, Regular, or Mega Evolved, the Pokedex Number for Sonichu and Rosechu will always be at #982 and #979, respectively.

Aqua answered:

Oh i wasnt aware ill make sure to write that down. But he more discovered me in a way. I was meaning to chat with your hubby when i realized i wasnt in our normal meeting spot, then he appeared through a portal.

Meghan K Ringo

"So tell me, are you a boy or are you a girl?"
I am a CPU, that means I am directly on the same level of godhood as Christine.
Meghan, replying to Sarah and Steve questioning if she really follows Chris's beliefs[6].

Meghan K Ringo (born 24 April 1992), also known under the aliases MKRNightVee and thepixietailartist) appeared in early 2019, using a combination of cosplay, fan art and pastiches of Chris's various media, such as comics and medallions, to present herself as goddess of the Nintendo Switch.[7] While she has never got any more than vague approval from Chris while playing with him on Discord. On Twitter, she could see the danger in, and would try to steer Chris away from Jacob Sockness as he won him over in summer 2019; he thought her dangerous enough to abuse her verbally on Twitter as his second dramatic cycle approached its climax in early November.


Eschcal tipping Chris $10 during a livestream.

Eschcal aka Whyt Foxx is a former enabler who discovered Chris in October 2019. She initially claimed to follow Chris to be a positive influence on him. Eschcal would later come into the spotlight when she donated $10 in his live reading of SNT Vs Sonichu. However shortly after the livestream, she would claim the relationship between the two would suddenly deteriorate, resulting in her being kicked out of his Discord group and knowing the true colors of Chris. She still occasionally orbits Chris's Twitter account but has reduced her enabling.[8]

Helena Fiorenza

Helena with Magi-Chan.

Helena Fiorenza aka PickinyFelliny, is an Argentinian woman who photoshops images of Chris's creations to get Chris's attention. In September 2019, Helena posted photoshops of her and Magi-Chan on a date, tagging MagiChan111448.[9] Chris followed her back and answered:

The images Helena has been uploading chronicled the one day she and I shared together, and yes, I did spend the night; her bed was comfortable. Thank you for your kindness and hospitality. My wish I made is coming true, as I had foreseen. 💜⚡️

She later implied her OC and Magi-chan were involved sexually to which Chris replied on Nov. 30th:

He does like to have fun at times, so his brain is not overworked. He also does enjoy the simple things when he can.

Currently she is continuing her ARG to get noticed by Chris, she also includes topics that may intrest Chris such as the COVID-19 pandemic and Trolls in her ARG, when she does get a response, its mostly a braindead reply where Chris doesn't mention her and just pushes his agenda further.

Multidimensional White Knights

'Carrie' pleads for SonichuMerch to advocate to let her back into Chris's viewing box.

The Multidimensional White Knights (MWK) or Knights of C-197 are a group of accounts, all associated with fictional characters from disparate children's programmes, chief among them Carrie Krueger of The Amazing World of Gumball, originally created in February 2019 and repurposed that summer in an idle attempt to mess with Chris as he was emerging from the Soft Exile. Throughout summer 2019, they would interact sporadically with Chris, getting occasional replies and likes but no Laughs Under Lucricities, being overshadowed by Sockness's distended belly. No conclusive evidence identifying the puppetmaster behind these accounts exists.

During Chris's Twitter follower purge in July 2019, Krueger was blocked from viewing Chris's account along with thousands of other perceived trolls, and the Knights were forced to use alternative accounts to reach him, though they were unblocked in October due to allegedly sending him a gift. Since then, the only one of the original ten Knights which Chris acknowledged as TRUE and HONEST was Ed Bighead of Rocko's Modern Life, conflated with the biblical Darius and marketed as an ally against Ben Saint when he was trying to revise his comics that October.

Imitating the Idea Guys' love of the politically incorrect, they also convinced Chris that Mac Tonight and former South African president Botha were in league with Sockness's demons. They also convinced him that Austria Hungary reformed and it was being lead by Spongebob Squarepants who had changed his name to Amadeus and that the Ottoman Empire also reformed with a random Paper Mario character serving as Sultan. This was done by sharing a Local 58 video with Chris claiming that the events of the video were the work of Sockness's demons and Chris believed it.

While the Knights keep trying to ignite conflicts about cartoon characters and random historical figures on Discord and involve Chris in them, they have got occasional lukewarm responses from Chris; they have moderately influenced his view on C-197 itself but his vision of the Dimensional Merge itself remains unaffected.


Noah is a YouTuber and Chris ween/fan. He is known for snatching a drawing Chris had left at the abandoned DeJarnette Center, as well as deceiving a musician to appear alongside Chris on his short-lived interview series. In April 2019, he, along with his girlfriend, took Chris out for lunch at Citizen Burger Bar, located in Charlottesville. His girlfriend later described the encounter in a Reddit post.[10]

Gotta go into the repressed memories for this one. I’m going to refer to Chris as “they/them/their” bc I honestly don’t know what they identify as anymore. Basically my ex was really into following their story and found their address, which happened to be close-ish to where we lived. He contacted them and said we’d take them to lunch, which of course they chose a not-so-cheap option and made sure he would pay for it. Then we drove my car to pick them up, being greeted by the lovely sound of hound/beagle barks. They came out donning rainbow hair, about 12 rings, a backpack, a jean skirt, and of course the infamous Sonichu necklace. The ride to lunch was an absolute clusterfuck. They didn’t shut up, sang along to the radio, talked about how the cartoon world would soon merge with our world, how they could talk to the dead, and so on. I honestly didn’t think people like that really existed. Once we got to the restaurant, they pulled out a duct tape wallet to be able to play Pokémon go on two phones at once, like any sane person. They talked about everything so loudly I was mortified. Somehow the conversation ended up with them putting the Sonichu necklace on me and asking if I could “feel the power” (all I felt was dread). There’s a photo in existence of this great moment, but unfortunately it’s on my ex’s phone and I do not plan on ever speaking to him again, especially to ask for that photo. The ride back was an absolute disaster too, basically more ranting about crazy shit. It ended with them giving us business cards and saying we should hang out again, to which I obviously never took that offer up.

When a fan asked if Chris had kissed her, she replied:

Hahah no thank god- just a cringey hug. Might have had to do with the fact someone else was there though, and I’m about 15 years younger. Thought I’m not sure that would stop them.

Chris also gifted a copy of his Sonichu 12-9 comic.

Richard Righteous

Righteous is always seen wearing a Michael Myers facemask when in public and/or on social media.

Richard Righteous is the alias of a person who designed merch and logo for CWCville Shopping. They are the central theme of a TSSSF expansion pack Chris made titled Righteous Rising.

Active since 31 July 2018, Righteous keeps their face anonymous, wearing a Michael Myers facemask with makeup (blue lids, pink cheeks and red lips) and blonde hair on it.



Most financial enablers (those who just give him money) need only be catalogued in the sister article. Those here have gone beyond that: speaking with Chris and trying to get him to do something stupid.

Aly Hirschberg

Christine is actually paying bills and stuff. The money I give her at least hasn't gone to waste, she uses my money I give for gas, electricity, car fuel, food, all the necessary essentials.
Hirschberg,[11] justifying her financial enabling as freeing Chris's monthly tugboat to spend on toys instead

Aly Michelle Hirschberg (born 15 August 1987),[12] also known by her transgender byname Alan Christopher, is a mentally disturbed[13][14] Scottish Jew living in England who emerged in mid-2019 and believes herself to be Chris's best friend.[15] She is one of Chris's financial benefactors, and has even claimed to be his primary donor responsible for mitigating the Financhu Crisis,[16] though Chris has denied this.[17] She has also set up abortive fundraisers to send Chris (and, for a time, Jacob Sockness) on a world tour,[18] which Chris repurposed to support his My Little Pony obsession.[19]

Hirschberg and Chris have known each other since the Classic era: as early as 2008, they would exchange letters which contents have not yet been divulged.[20] She has also spent several thousand dollars on his Etsy and eBay offerings before these ventures were shut down. She is apparently truly convinced that the Dimensional Merge and CWCville are real, and that Jacob Sockness's sorcery is really effective. Other than as a tool to solicit funds on Twitter in October 2019, she has had no substantial interactions with Chris in public.

Miss Cherry

"Miss" Cherry

Miss Cherry, birth name Daniel Stone,[21] is an Australian tomgirl who spent fifteen hundred dollars of his mother's money in a failed bid at becoming Chris's first sweetheart in the Idea Guys' wake. On 20 July 2018, he pledged $589 to Chris's Patreon, as a means of getting Chris's attention by being the first to hit his monthly goal and referring to himself as his number one fan and his newest sweetheart.[22] However, Chris simply took the money and disputed his claim of being in a relationship with him, partially doxxing him as well:

Oh. you're a good patron, I appreciate your support, but You and I are NOT Lovers, Cherry Stone.

In response, Stone doubled down by increasing the pledge amount to $1,000.[23] On 23 July, Chris posted to Twitter about the good fortune of getting the money, as he needed it to fund his car repairs as his Plan A for getting to BronyCon. In doing so, he doxxed Stone fully.[24] That Chris appeared annoyed at Miss Cherry claiming to be in a relationship with him is interesting, considering that he has done the same thing to many women in the past. Stone discontinued his pledge on the next day;[25] however, as Chris had set his Patreon to upfront charging,[26] the money remained with Chris. Miss Cherry faded into obscurity, broke and broken-hearted.

James Lewis Martin

One of Martin's pictures that he had volunteered on Kiwi Farms.
Giving Christine money for food, petrol, gas, electricity isn't enabling.
Martin, defending his enabling.[27]

James Lewis Martin (11 May 1985 – June 2020), also known as William Robinson or CPU Byzantium Heart,[28] was an autistic, emotionally perturbed Chinese Polish Englishman, halal lolcow and Hirschberg's friend, also giving Chris money and affirmation over his fantasy world by pretending to be a fellow CPU god.[29] Robinson believed that he should give Chris his mother's money to keep him from going homeless and to fund his other expenses,[30] ignoring the fact that Chris's monthly tugboat already covers these and that Chris spends any donations on frivolities such as printing up TSSSF cards and buying magic stones. Martin also tried to send his aunt, a social worker, to Chris's house to give him even more help,[31] but Chris refused to answer the door, thinking the social worker was there to have him committed to a mental institution.[32] His parents discovered him online (against family restrictions) after a failed white knighting crusade on Kiwi Farms and bungled suicide attempt, and revoked his Internet privileges. In June 2020, Martin committed suicide following a bout of depression.[33]

Sarah and Steven

Remember, if you are ever in trouble or need help (before we're able to move) just message us first! I'm afraid other people could not be very trusted.
Part of a message Sarah and Steve wrote to Chris.
Let this be a lesson to all would-be enablers.

Sarah and Steven were a pair of half-hearted enablers, working jointly, who first appeared in February 2019 when they discussed a Rosechu medallion with Chris, as well as the possibility of meeting him in person, on Twitter.[34] They had bought a Nintendo Switch for Chris and supported him on Patreon, yet their attempts to keep themselves anonymous and out of public view were derailed by Chris himself when he filmed himself with the new console and revealed their secret plans to move to Virginia and isolate Chris from other contacts to make him dependent upon them. After this, they disappeared for a month, setting a trend that would mark a pattern in all future cycles of interactions with Chris.

In May 2019, Sarah and Steven returned, professing themselves as believers in Chris's personality cult,[35] and again sought to malign him against the Guard Dogs by presenting themselves as exclusively trustworthy.[36] After several of their private discussions were leaked onto Kiwi Farms,[37] they abandoned course again and lamented that they were swindled out of the money they had freely given Chris in their bid for influence over him; their relationship with Chris further deteriorated,[38] and he finally cast them aside on 25 July 2019, when they raised the question of what would happen should they dare question any of Chris's teachings or beliefs.[39] Further attempts to reach Chris by endorsing Jacob Sockness, in both August and October 2019,[40][41] have to date all ended in failure.


  1. http://archive.md/50xPX
  2. http://archive.ph/0bMDM
  3. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-988#post-4495303
  4. http://archive.md/lGets
  5. http://archive.md/ETlxV
  6. Archive of 7 Nov 2019 tweet chain
  7. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meghan-k-ringo-mkrnightvee.52454/
  8. https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sr52os
  9. https://archive.md/Q8Taw
  10. https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/hvefmv/signed_sonichu_comic_book/
  11. Money goes to "necessary essentials", 7 February 2020
  12. Alan's real name and gender confirmed, 5 October 2019
  13. Interview with Hirschberg, 19 October 2019
  14. Interview with Hirschberg, 25 October 2019
  15. Details on Hirschberg's plans, 19 December 2019
  16. Hirschberg describes her motives, 13 January 2020
  17. Chris repudiates Aly, 31 January 2020
  18. Meet the Creep Behind Chris Chan's Fundraisers, 16 September 2019
  19. Chris earmarks Hirschberg's world tour fundraiser for BABScon, 6 October 2019
  20. External confirmation of Hirschberg's antiquity
  21. According to The Captain, here
  22. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/miss-cherry-tried-pretending-to-be-chriss-gf-pledged-1-000-to-him.45747/
  23. https://archive.fo/mqzyT
  24. https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1021436370768867329
  25. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/miss-cherry-tried-pretending-to-be-chriss-gf-pledged-1-000-to-him.45747/page-13#post-3594892
  26. September 2017 Patreon posts
  27. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aly-hirschberg-alan-christopher.60596/post-6258328
  28. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/william-robinson-christopher-stokes-gaming-samurai-king.68238/
  29. https://twitter.com/ByzantiumHeart/with_replies Archive: http://archive.fo/9qq4P
  30. Martin's funds come from his mother, 17 April 2020
  31. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aly-hirschberg-alan-christopher.60596/post-6250681
  32. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aly-hirschberg-alan-christopher.60596/post-6252776
  33. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/william-robinson-james-lewis-martin-christopher-stokes-gaming-samurai-king.68238/post-6743199
  34. Sarah and Steven's first apperance, 27 Feburary 2019
  35. http://archive.fo/rc9aN
  36. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File_talk:Sarah_and_Steve_DM_messages_1.png
  37. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1060#post-4782445
  38. File:SNSjuly23rd2.pngFile:SNSjuly23rd3.png
  39. File:SNSunfollowed.png
  40. Random Chris updates, page 1149
  41. Thread on Sockness's attempts to isolate Chris, 3 November 2019

Christian Weston Chandler's people

Chris himself:

Bill Riley | Carlos Chantor | Chloe | Junior Jenkins | Night Star | Stephanie Bustcakes | TwiSparLicious


At home: Bob Chandler | Barbara Chandler | Patti Chandler | The Chandler Cats | Clover and Snoopy

Others: Anne Boleyn | Aunt Corrina | Cole Smithey | Daniel Weston | Minor Family Members

Future: Crystal Weston Chandler | Lovely Weather | Reginald Chandler


Sweethearts: Blanca Weiss | Julie | Catherine | Cryzel and Magi-Chan Ivy | Kacey | Jackie | PandaHalo

Minor sweethearts: Emily | Faeryn | Hanna | Jessica Quinn | Lori Lopez | Sarah Jackson | Vanessa Hudgens

Sweethearts-to-be: DoopieDoOver | Megan Schroeder | The Wallflower

Gal-pals: Anna McLerran | Clare Porter | Kellie Andes | Kim Wilson | Laura Dorazio | Sarah Nicole Hammer | Tiffany Gowen

Guard Dogs: Null | The Captain | Marvin

Others: Copitz | DRWolf | Female fanbase | Joey Vance | Leftovermedia | MLP voice actresses | Pokémon League friends | ProjectSNT | Rocky Shoemaker | Virginia Jeanine Sanford | Xleepy

The Unholy Tetrad:

White knights: Kenneth Erwin Englehardt | Robert Simmons V | William Elliott Waterman

A-logs: A-Log

Enablers: Ben Saint | Bryanfrogboy | CWCProtectSquad | Idea Guys | Jacob Sockness | Teen Troon Squad | Other Enablers

Weens: Michael Hirtes


The Miscreants: Arjen Van Dierten | The Asperpedia Four (Alec Benson Leary, Evan Christopher George, Mao Ling, and Sean August Watley)| Bryan Bash | Clyde Cash | Jack Thaddeus | Jason Kendrick Howell | Joshua Martinez | Liquid Chris | Lordsillynipples | Man in the Pickle Suit | Sarah May | Surfshack Tito | Vivian Gee

Famous people: BILLY MAYS | Jay Z | Jimmy Hill | Reggie Fils-Aimé | Shigeru Miyamoto | Takashi Tezuka

Others: Arthur Spatchcock | Jeff Ouzuo | Johan | LadyOfTheCosmo | Sam and Ellen | Surfshack Tito | Thorg

Other enemies:

PVCC: Kene Meniru | Mary Lee Walsh

Jerkops: Bagget | Jerkhief

Manajerks: B-Manajerk | Kirby | "Lady" Manajerk | Michael Snyder | ScotPalazzo | Turdijerk | W-M-Manajerk | Yellow-Shirted Foe

The GAMe PLACe: Daniel Mimms | Lucas

JERKS: Joseph Herring | Wes Iseli

Others: Abusive babysitter | Bruce Johnson | Kathleen | Lulu.com executives | Pmurt | Rob Bell | Sonic Boom producers


Famous people: Pmurt | Barack Obama | George W. Bush | John Tesh | PewDiePie | Red Skelton | R.L. Stine

Others: Adam Stackhouse | Caitlin | DStecks | Mia Hamm | Ryan Cash

Inanimate objects/Fictional Characters: Cryzel | Kimmi | Meg Griffin | Naru | Officer Nasty