Affair with Mother
- This page is about the affair itself. For the leaks in which Chris describes incestuous acts, see Incest Call and Incest Texts. For the subsequent legal consequences, see Jail Saga. For Chris's general stance on incest, see here.
|“||Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents? Never acting on them ever, I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.||”|
|Chris on Facebook in 2016. Chris would act on his instincts five years later.|
|“||You're supposed to say: "Turn me loose, you silly goose!" ...You used to do that more flirtingly.||”|
|Chris while forcefully embracing his mother on a Twitch stream, indirectly warning us of what was to come.|
For years, trolls had joked that Chris, in his desperation to find a boyfriend-free girl, would eventually turn to his mom based on the fact that the two were constantly in close proximity to one another and Chris made a few off-putting comments about fetishizing her. Few thought he would ever go through with the act, though – but Chris found a way to surprise and horrify everybody.
Chris and Barb's incestuous affair most likely began on 27 June, but his social media presence in earlier in the month, may hint at an earlier start to the affair. As early as 22 June, he began addressing Barbara by the unsettling pet name of "Barbie Chan", which may have indicated when he began to get intimate with her. After this date Chris claimed that he had sex with her once every three nights until being forcibly stopped by being removed from the house.
On 28 July 2021, during a call with Isabella "Bella" Loretta Janke, Chris revealed the details of his sexual activities with his mother of his own volition, also discussing it in text messages later that day. In those, Chris had discussed stimulating his elderly mother with his hands, performing cunnilingus on her, and having penetrative sex with her. He claimed that Barbara compared him favorably to her previous sexual partners, including Chris's father Bob, who had been unable to provide her with an orgasm or stimulate her G-spot.
Files were leaked to the public the following night, and social workers removed Chris from Barbara on the morning of 30 July.
In early August 2021, Chris was arrested, officially charged with one count of incest, and is currently being held without bail – pending trial.
Chris had commented on the charges against him numerous times since his arrest. As can be seen below, he initially appeared to acknowledge that incest had occured between him and his mother but later went on to deny it.
Background and foreshadowing
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In general, the relationship between Chris and his mother has always been seen as a "little too close", likely due to his mother's overly coddling nature towards him in his early life all through to his adulthood, mixed with the emotionally abusive control tactics she implemented against both him and Bob. It was keenly noted during the Doopie Saga that Chris had used the words "darling" and "dear", commonly reserved for romantic relationships, to refer to his mother.
Many Christorians have noted that potential hints or patterns that would indicate sexual activity between Chris and his mother have been made previously. As early as October 2015, the Man in the Pickle Suit noted that at Chris's plea arrangement for the pepper spray incident, Chris and his mother were touching each other in an unusually intimate and inappropriate fashion. As recently as 2019, Chris, whilst roleplaying as Magi-Chan, referred to his mother as a "guilty pleasure waifu[sic]". Furthermore, in August 2016, Chris admitted to having dreams of having sex with his mother in a Facebook post stating that "I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother". Troll Arthur Spatchcock disclosed on the Kiwi Farms that following the 2014 house fire, Chris and his mother were routinely spooning. At the time, Chris denied any impropriety, stating "I am not a 'Bates'. OMG."
When pressed for details on the dirty deed, Chris has shown an unsurprising lack of remorse for his actions, stating that his actions were ordained by GodJesus Himself. If anything, he was more upset that Bella, Null, Dillin, and other people ratted him out after he provided a confession to a felony.
The gory details
Texts purporting BDSM roleplay are fakes doctored by Bella. With that said, this list is still not entirely reliable, as details may vary and because Chris is typically not interested in honesty in these scenarios.
In case you have some kind of morbid curiosity of how the affair could have went down, here is a list of "activities" that Chris had allegedly done to/with his mother:
- Massages - Presumably full body ones since it included her thighs (and her face for some reason); this is probably the same type of massage he gave to Mia Hamm. Chris would also claim in a chat with The WCT that he had bought massaging oil, and made the claim that it is perfect to use on one's lover. 
- Kissing - Apparently did not involve tongues.
- Outer Course - Rubbing her pussy with his fingers and hands, this happened at least twice before the next step, probably more.
- Intercourse - By this, he means fingering her, it apparently hurt her when he did so.
- Cunnilingus - Eating her out, claims he's good at it. No information about if she returned the favour. 
- Penetration - Vaginal, apparently with the use of a condom, he proceeded to get himself tested for STI's afterwards anyway.
- Cuddling - According to a letter from jail, Chris had supposedly "cuddled" with Barb in the times of incest.
According to Null, Chris had been buying large amounts of sex toys and lingerie from Adam & Eve for several months prior to committing his acts. What sex toys Chris potentially used, if any, is uncertain.
- Main article: Negligee
Chris also stated that he had purchased a negligee and claimed that Barb approved of the idea. This would eventually be confirmed on 3 March 2022, when a Reddit fan posted photos of themselves with Chris in the negligee.
Chris has rationalized the affair in multiple ways.
- Divine approval - Chris claimed in the Incest Call that God told him the incest was okay.
- Soul-Bonding and Healing - In a jail letter that Emanuel told him to have sex with Barb in order to "heal" her and "cleanse her of her sins". In a later letter, Chris mentions that "Soul Bonding does not necessarily constitute sex" which implies that it can be. He also described soul-bonding as "the Bonding and Union of Auras (Energy Fields) between at least two individuals." Chris also seems to be under the impression that if he didn't engage in this "healing" then Barbara would have died or being more heavily injured by her recent car accident, completely ignoring the fact that if Chris had not engaged in it, chances are Barb wouldn't have been in a car accident at all, since she wouldn't be forced to drive on her own due to her son's absence.
- Defense measure against Sockness - Chris claimed that "my having had sex is also a defense mechanism in regards to Sockness and what he had/may have in mind with me and being near me," referring to Sockness's history of scheming to have sex with Chris, and that Chris planned to use the fact of his affair as a "truth bomb" to deter Sockness.
Awareness of wrongdoing
Chris was aware of the illegal nature of incest. In August 2016, he read a news article on the topic of a mother and son charged with incest and commented over Facebook on it, defending the two and saying they should not be sent to jail.
Five years later, in the midst of his own affair with his mother, Chris still demonstrated awareness that the action was illegal. While he desired to discuss the affair with people, he first concocted a cover story in which he used misleading euphemisms such as "lady friend" to describe his sexual partner and claimed that the supposed lady friend and Barb had met each other and he insisted on keeping the identity of the lady friend secret, though he dropped hints such as age and employment history.
After a month of using his cover story, Chris decided to push further and tell someone that his mother was the sexual partner. He selected Bella. Before telling her, Chris first spent time trying to manipulate her into keeping silent on what he would say by use of a guilt trip.
|“||And I ask you Not to Overthink or ask for further details in pressing on. That is not a good thing to do.||”|
|Chris to Bella, 17 July 2021|
Over a week later, Chris, ready to divulge his secret, first claimed to Bella that he was uncertain of telling her as he was concerned about the government hacking into the conversation, which backfired on Chris as this tipped off Bella into suspecting that he was about to discuss an illegal act.
|“||I realize I am remaining and sounding distant on the questioning, and it will become more clear and obvious when I tell you, in-person, who she is.
I actually wish I could tell you over text or voice call, but the government and anyone with the tech can easily hack into those methods
|Chris, prior to the Incest Call.|
In the leaks, Chris admits that he and his mother engaged in substantial sexual activity, including Chris masturbating his mother, and engaging in penetrative intercourse with her. It is further alleged that his mother compared him to various other sexual partners, including Chris's father.
|“||Also made another attempt at rubbing her vagina, externally at first, then slipping in between the lips and rubbing the inner labia. Then she told me to stop. She's getting more used to being played with down there by hand.||”|
|Text message from Chris.|
|“||And obviously those out of the eight guys, counting Robertchu, before me were not hitting her G-Spot as much with their cocks. I had attempted the first night to rub her in there; i found her spot, but it hurt her. But, alternatively, I did find that at cunnilingus, I was good at it with my tongue||”|
|Chris comparing his sexual activities with his father's sexual activities.|
The leaked audio likewise contained graphic descriptions of sexual activity, which Chris alludes to as the veracity of "incest fanfics". The authenticity of the recording was confirmed by Chris to Dillin Thomas.
Prior to the allegations being revealed to the public, Chris informed Null about the fact that he found a boyfriend-free girl, although he wanted her identity to remain secret. He offered multiple hints about the identity of his new sweetheart, but told Null that he wanted him to figure out who it was. Null was initially skeptical of the incest claims, since the Idea Guys previously coerced him into recording a (then untrue) statement that he had raped Barb, and believed that this could be another instance of similar manipulation. Null hypothesized that Chris was attempting to protect the identity of his new girlfriend by making up an elaborate lie, but eventually came to realize that Chris had been having frequent sex with Barb upon reviewing Chris's hints.
After this information eventually came to light, Chris indicated that it was "drama" and that he only intended to share the information to test his followers, who he trusted would not share the information to the public at large despite incest being illegal. Chris would later compare Null to Judas Iscariot for "betraying" him by trusting him with such Honest Content. Chris being Chris, he seems to be more upset over the fact that trusting people not to leak evidence of a criminal act led to serious, life-changing consequences for him than the idea that he may have caused harm to Barb, and as multiple jail letters show, he does not have guilt over the fact that he did something illegal (not to mention he clearly hasn't learned from years of experience that constantly sharing personal information at the drop of a hat, be it embarrassing or incriminating in this case, invariably comes back to bite him in the rear later on).
Chris's Comments on the Affair post-incarceration
During his recent incarceration Chris has communicated numerous times with members of the public via letters and telephone calls. Some of those letters and recordings which have been publicly shared contain commentary by Chris regarding the charges for which he is currently in jail. The first publicly available letter in which Chris touches on the subject of the alleged incest was written on 19 September 2021. In it, he appears to strongly imply that he had indeed had sex with Barbara. Chris's comments on the affair are tied with his elaboration of his previously expressed delusions of Godhood. He reveals to have realized himself to be the present day reincarnation of Jesus Christ. The supreme Goddess Emanuelle had ordered him to to purify Barbara of her sins and improve her abilities as well. In his description of how this was done, Chris writes that he and his mother "mainly Cuddled, Soul-Bonded, and Talked." No sexual acts are explicitly mentioned, but the rest of the letter strongly implies that they were included in Chris's "healing" of Barbara. Chris goes on to write that the healing he performed on his mother was similarly done by him on other individuals during his previous life as Jesus Christ, though the details of said healings were omitted from the the Bible. Chris then goes on to inform the letter's recipient that "We Gods had eased up on the views of "Adultry [sic]"; WHY Else do you all have Pro-Gay, and Pro-Lesbian, Pro-Trans, and all Today and the past Decades?" While the word "adultery" is typically used to refer to marital infidelity, it would appear that in this letter it should be read as "acts that go against traditional sexual morality". By grouping the "healing" of Barbara in the same category as intimate relations between members of the same sex, Chris strongly implies that the "healing" of Barbara likewise included romantic and sexual acts. Chris's defense of the "healing" on the counts that all those who were involved in it were both willing and above the legal age of consent further enhances the impression that it was at least partially sexual in nature.
While he 19 September letter was just a few baby steps away from being an explicit admission of incest, it did not take long for Chris to become more coy as to whether or not incest between him and Barb had occurred. In a 1 November 2021 telephone call Chris failed to either explicitly deny or acknowledge that he and Barb had sex. The same ambiguousness regarding the truthfulness of the charges against him can be seen in a letter written on 16 November 2021.
At some point Chris changed his tune and began to outright deny that there was any sexual intimacy between him and his mother. As far as public evidence goes, Chris first explicitly denied the charges against him in the 11 May 2022 jail letter. In the same letter Chris also alleges that in May 2012 Barbara made sexual advances towards him after he revealed to her that he had paid a prostitute a month beforehand. He goes on to write that after the death of Bob Barb came to see Chris as a husband-like figure. Further denials that Chris ever had sexual relations with Barb appear in jail letters written on 1 June and 4 June 2022. Chris does acknowledge that prior to his arrest he told others that he had sex with Barb, but by now he claims that those admissions were false. As he wrote in the 4 June 2022 letter: "I have never had sex with Barbara; that was purely Big Talk to Divinely Test everyone." Already in the letters from 19 September 2021 and 16 November 2021 Chris claimed that his pre-arrest admissions were made in order to test certain individuals, but only recently Chris began to claim that these admissions were false.
- Main article: Jail Saga
It is a criminal offense in Virginia to engage in incest – sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration. Chris was swiftly removed from his home by an Emergency Protective Order, then arrested the next day. In the wake of his charges, Chris was banned from Patreon and Tapas. Collaborators who had once worked with him withdrew, such as the band who released Love is Love pulling it from sale.
If Barb consented, she could be charged as a willing participant. If Barb did not consent, as some have speculated that she may be incapable of that, Chris's potential sentence could be significantly longer given the severity of a rape charge.
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- Chris and sex
- Chris and the law
- Incest fallout chat leaks
- Isabella Loretta Janke
- The Binding of Isaac
- Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability
- August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts
- Incest call#Transcript
- WCT DMs#New sweetheart
- Incest Texts
- Date can be seen in File:SuitressTablet.jpg
- 26 December 2014#15 October Hearing
- Misc texts
- Jail Letter - 19 September 2021
- Jail Letter - 4 October 2021
- July 2021 social media posts#Signature sex move
- WCT DMs#Massage oil and dream
- Jail Letter - 19 September 2021
- WCT DMs#Sexy negligee
- Jail Letter - 4 June 2022
- Bella chats#Soul Bonding
- Bella chats#Chris Wants to Spill the Beans
- WCT DMs#Chris describes his lady friend
- Null DMs#Chris vaguely describes his relationship
- Bella and Suitress chats#Bella suspects incest
- Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris confesses to Dillin Thomas
- Press release
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