Knights Chats - Lady Friend Discussion

NOTE: At this point, Chris is maintaining a cover story that his sex partner is simply an older woman.

Below are a set of chats surrounding Chris's affair with his mother in the Knights of CWC Discord server.

Scheduling of Group Chat

5 July 2021

Anaxis's summary
The Knights schedule a group voice chat with Chris, which would take place later that night.

#general (First Layer)

The Fool 04:14 PM so we good for the call today or was it rescheduled? Chris 04:15 PM For tonight, yes. The WCT 04:15 PM [Replying to "For tonight, yes."] sup Chris! hope you're having a great day. The Fool 04:15 PM nice, what time? same Chris 04:16 PM Going good. Making another commentary Tweet on something Don reminded me of in the book. The Fool 04:16 PM nice Silvia 05:53 PM [Replying to "so we good for the call today or was it rescheduled?"] 730 I’m guessing The WCT 06:02 PM [Replying to "730 I’m guessing"] correct. Silvia 06:03 PM Alrighty. Chris 07:28 PM Hello Silvia 07:29 PM Hello I’m hopping in call now

The "Older Lady Friend" Call

5 July 2021

Anaxis's summary

The scheduled call with Chris takes place. Most of it is mundane, discussing the Watchmen and their suspicions around me and Praetor, as well as Funko and the Matrix franchise. WCT continues self-aggrandizing, and I request (again, in vain) that Chris answer the Q&A questions I've provided him with. However, the most notable aspect of this call is Chris mentioning having an "older lady friend" who he has supposedly been having regular sex with. The Knights congratulate him on this and ask some minor questions, though Chris divulges little. After this call ends, a second one starts in the second layer, where the Knights discuss the call, and speculate on the identity of this supposed mystery woman and why she had stuck around Chris. The next day, in the second layer, WCT summarizes the lesser aspects of the call to another user, and again discusses the flaws in the Watchmen. NOTE: This call with Chris and the subsequent private one without him were unfortunately not recorded, so the only evidence I have of them taking place are these chat transcripts of myself and others who didn't have their mics turned on, reacting to the call. Keep this in mind when trying to evaluate context.

#voice-chat (First Layer)

Lainchu (Anaxis) 08:37 PM Hello everyone Sorry, I've got a bad mic. I'm just going to hang out if you don't mind. They didn't trust me for some reason. They were paranoid that I was some sort of double agent of Praetor. MKR believed I was part of some trolling group too It was all very bizarre Any sneak peaks [sic] on what your next joint business venture is? I was trying to get the others to negotiate with Praetor and come to a compromise And they wouldn't hear any of it It just made them more suspicious That's great! I hope the trip goes well. Nice! sonichuzap The Fool 08:42 PM brb Lainchu (Anaxis) 08:44 PM That sounds great! Best of luck on the business ventures. Bye! Have a nice day Congrats! Kawaii Silvia 08:50 PM Kawaii Lainchu (Anaxis) 08:50 PM We don't need to dwell on the old group's mistakes That sounds awesome, chris! Oof, take care of yourself Stay safe It was envy They were competition for your attention It was Val, actually Ironically No, he hated me I mean, [Klop] gave me the invite initially But Val sent the actual link He's washed his hands of the watchmen She might be too loyal to MKR Josh's discord account was banned too I think he's got his hands full He's got bigger problems than discord lol He's ambivalent And after years, I don't blame him By the way, chris, I know I sound like a broken record, but if you have the time, I'd really appreciate it if you can answer the questions! When you've got the time of course. Thank you! Kawaii I'm glad to hear it Chris 09:02 PM [Picture of a "Holistic George" from Seinfeld Funko pop.] Lainchu (Anaxis) 09:02 PM Nice! Funko makes figures of everything (edited) I think Funko focuses more on characters than people You're writing a chapter for the book?? That's so cool! Chris wrote short stories You can feel changes in your very bones sometimes https://tenor.com/view/pills-drugs-medicine-blue-pill-red-pill-gif-12463860 Lol, yes, definitely listen to Morpheus The Fool 09:06 PM [GIF of three men in a hallway, with the green "Matrix effect" over the image.] Lainchu (Anaxis) 09:07 PM Matrix as a franchise kind of died a while ago I love the Animatrix! Oh that doesn't shock me lol But yeah, the animatrix is really cool. Guy who made Aeon Flux did one of the shorts. I had a great time chatting, Chris! Even tho I technically can only type, lol The Defenders! The CWCville Order Nah, leave the old ways behind I've been calling it the Protectorate Thanks for coming by! Have a good night!

#private-voice-chat (Second Layer)

NOTE: Chris was not directly involved in this conversation. Lainchu (Anaxis) 09:15 PM Remember, more people there are, the harder secrecy and order will be to maintain. @Neko Yeah, the sex thing surprised me I wonder who this mystery woman is I don't think he's gonna be able to keep the secret for long, especially if they get more "serious" For Chris's standards at least She's definitely gonna get that Without a shadow of a doubt Maybe she already knows and doesn't care Para 09:19 PM wat The WCT 09:20 PM you wanna join private vc? @Para Lainchu (Anaxis) 09:20 PM I think she might be more put off by potential harassment Subtlety has never been Chris's strong suit (edited)

6 July 2021

#cwc-general (Second Layer)

NOTE: Chris was not directly involved in this conversation. [REDACTED] 1:21 AM How'd the call go? The WCT 01:21 AM [Replying to "How'd the call go?"] it went well. I chose not to record it (probably for the best) but it sounds like Chris is done with Meghan and Kyle. And despite whatever they might be planning on, it won't end well. [REDACTED] 1:22 AM Cool. The WCT 01:22 AM Chris told me that Caden is gonna help him buy a PC so that he can do more streams and such with the money they've earned from the partnership they've been having for a while now. (edited) If Caden actually goes through with that, he will have earned my respect. Silvia 01:23 AM Hear hear. Baby steps with Caden The WCT 01:23 AM like I said previously, I want to talk with him first. giving him a second chance. [REDACTED] 1:24 AM [Replying to "Chris told me that Caden is gonna help him buy a PC so that he can do more streams and such with the money they've earned from the partnership they've been having for a while now. (edited)"] Did he say what kind of streams? The WCT 01:25 AM [Replying to "Did he say what kind of streams?"] not really, but I wouldn't be surprised if it were the kind that he did last year. Silvia 01:25 AM Probably reading The WCT 01:25 AM MLP and Red vs Blue reactions, or Dmensional Merge stuff. I really wished the Watchmen did listen to Anaxis's suggestion of coming up with a compromise with Praetor so that there wouldn't be any beef between us. looking back though, it was probably based on jealousy. lol Silvia 01:27 AM I think that’s their core flaw. Jealous The WCT 01:28 AM Jealousy and lack of control. The Fool 02:58 PM you when chris was like "you ever sit in your room and just feel wavy? thats the merge" and I was just saying to myself "no thats diabetes dude" like is he seeing a doctor? The WCT 02:58 PM I don't think so from what I know. The Fool 02:58 PM he should probably get on that he already had a heart attack he knows he's mortal, just remind him the merge hasn't completed yet and he hasn't fully merged with his immortal body so he should be mindful to take care of his body while it's still mortal he already had to save his alt-universe counterparts (edited) cuz like legit I'm surprised he hasn't had a stroke The WCT 03:06 PM I don't know if he'll live to be 50. The Fool 03:07 PM he is 50 in chris-chan years the body is very durable, when it shits out then it really shits out

Chris Describes His Lady Friend to the WCT

14-15 July 2021

Anaxis's summary

Chris describes vague physical details about his "lady friend" to WCT in DMs, namely that she is in her 70s, has gray hair, is shorter than he is, and has blue eyes. WCT comments that her age is very close to that of Chris's mother. The Fool remarks that Chris has found his "replacement Barb" and Silvia states her hope that it isn't actually Barb, considering Chris's Oedipus Complex. WCT states his intention to never let these details leak out, and Silvia expresses concern at such an elderly person having sex. WCT nicknames her "Step Barb," and Silvia wonders if this woman is one of Barb's friends. The WCT caps off this discussion by stating his confident belief that Chris will be "fine" after their talk.

#cwc-general (Second Layer)

NOTE: Chris was not directly involved in this conversation. NOTE: At this point, Chris is maintaining a cover story that his sex partner is simply an older woman. 14 July 2021 The WCT 11:57 PM [Screenshot of Chris and WCT discussing Chris's "lady friend" in DMs.] Silvia 11:57 PM No the philosophy of the serial killers and other odd folks are what I like The Fool 11:57 PM >grey hair Silvia 11:58 PM Grey hair and over 50 and blue eyes…… The WCT 11:58 PM uh... [Continuation of the same discussion between Chris and WCT.] The Fool 11:59 PM well Silvia 11:59 PM Oh boy…. The Fool 11:59 PM he found his replacement barb Silvia 11:59 PM Yupppp The WCT 11:59 PM ok thats old very very old Silvia 11:59 PM I hope it isn’t his mom. Bc didn’t he have a thing about his mom 15 July 2021 The WCT 12:00 AM this is something that I will never let leak out. this will piss some folks off. (edited) Silvia 12:00 AM And most escorts and all don’t continue their work in their 50s or 60s The Fool 12:01 AM barb is older than 50 Silvia 12:01 AM Does she have blue eyes or anything Or green The WCT 12:01 AM at least Chris got what he wanted. a mommy girlfriend. or actually... a granny girlfriend. Silvia 12:02 AM Mommmy kink (??) Silvia 12:02 AM [Replying to "at least Chris got what he wanted."] Yea I agree Neko What worries me is her older age. Do people normally have sex at this age? And if so you would have to be extremely careful The WCT 12:04 AM [Replying to "What worries me is her older age. Do people normally have sex at this age? And if so you would have to be extremely careful"] its not impossible. for her, it can be problematic. For Chris though, it doesn't matter. Silvia 12:05 AM Yea that’s what I’m worried. She could hurt herself The WCT 12:05 AM Guess we can codename her... Step Barb Silvia 12:06 AM Noice. Did Christine ever tell u how they met? The WCT 12:06 AM I believe so. they met up somewhere I think. Maybe the next time we VC him he can explain. Silvia 12:07 AM I don’t think she told me. Alrighty. I wonder how barb thinks about it all I wonder if it’s one of barbs friends The Fool 12:08 AM Starb I hear from people working in homes that old people jerk off all day I dunno if that applies to women Silvia 12:10 AM My mom used to work at a retirement house and it was mostly the men bc of easier access. Women were more settled down. But I wouldn’t be surprised The Fool 12:11 AM when you're that lonely I can't imagine what else you can do for some reason old people have nothing to do I can only assume they spent their whole life playing hoop-stick and now that they can't they simply jerk off and sleep The WCT 12:13 AM after talking to Chris, I'm confident that he'll be fine.