|“||I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.||”|
|Chris, in August.
|“||Too bad [Hitler] died||”|
|Chris, in September.
|“||Someone, Anyone, PLEASE, take a sniper rifle and kill Trump; shoot him in the head like the impulsive, non-thinking, uncaring Zombie that he is.||”|
|Chris, in November.
|A CWCville 2016 Year in Review|
|Stardate||25 December 2016|
|Subject Matter||Handouts, Etsy, Music Video Games, Sex, Politics, Violence|
|Performance Style||Tragedy, Reason, Crazy, Rage|
|Saga||Tomgirl, Business Business, Financhu Crisis|
|Shirt||The Happy Hag, Turquoise Tank Top, Blue and White Striped Dress, The Clopper, Bra, White Tank Top, Big Red, The Deal Maker, I'm Done Adulting, Blue Turtleneck|
2016 was the eighth year of organized trolling.
It is a year that brought us the following things:
- The further degeneration of Chris's hair. Due to a mix of neglect and his traditional lack of self-respect, his hair now resembles a dying, green dish rag which only emboldens his rapidly-receding skullet.
- Fought with, then eventually made up with... and then fought with again, Jeff O. on the issue of selling Sonichu merchandise.
- Chris apologizing to males with Asperger's.
- Chris began and quickly ended his GameStop embargo because it accomplished nothing.
- Chris began sending death threats once again, this time to Donald Trump.
- Mind-numbing amounts of e-begging.
- An entire year consumed by arguably the most unproductive saga in Christory.
- Main article: January 2016
- Main article: February 2016
- Main article: March 2016
- Main article: April 2016
- Main article: May 2016
Chris bought a waifu, had sex with a doll on YouTube and filed to change his name to Christine.
- Main article: June 2016
Chris begged for money, ostensibly for Barb's medication. He also tried to restart his gigolo career.
- Main article: July 2016
Chris paid his court costs. Barb made an appearance in a begging video. Most horrifyingly, Chris got an open, bleeding wound on his groin and thinks it means he started to grow a vagina as a result from watching subliminal frequency videos.
- Main article: August 2016
Chris admitted fantasizing about incest with his mother.
- Main article: September 2016
A court rules that Barb must pay a debt of $16k. Chris is interviewed by a Youtube personality at Cville Pride. Chris makes an anti-Donald Trump video, and laments the death of Adolf Hitler on Facebook.
- Main article: October 2016
- Main article: November 2016
Chris spent nearly all of November issuing online death threats to president elect Donald Trump.
- Main article: December 2016
Chris continues to demand the death of Trump, and comments on a Sonic Boom character with a suspiciously familiar appearance.