December is the twelfth and final month of 2019.
- 7 December - Chris, triggered over fanart redesigns of the Chaotic Combo and sick with a UTI, bitches on Twitter about it, tweeting in Yoda-style word salads.
- 18 December - Donald Trump, the 45th President of the United States of America, is impeached. For whatever reason, Chris appears to be indifferent to this.
- 25 December - C-Mas.
- 26 December - The 5-year anniversary of the GameStop macing incident.