2021

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Chris's mugshot, 2021

2021 was the thirteenth year since Chris's discovery, and the year when the shit finally hit the fan, once it came to light that Chris had been having a sexual relationship with his own mother. This revelation very quickly destabilized everything about Chris's life, separating him from his house and mother, along with all means of income, and likely resulting in serious prison time.

The year marks the 30th anniversary of the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise, and 14 years since the discovery of Chris and the world of Sonichu.

Barbara turns 80 years old on 1 October, if she manages to live that long.

6 September marked a decade since the passing of Bob Chandler, and the same month also marked twenty years since Chris's firing from his last real job. (Granted, he's not likely to get a new job if he ever leaves custody of the state.)

Cryzel Rosechu will also turn 18 this year,[1] meaning that Chris will no longer technically be a pedofork - although that's probably the least of Chris's worries given his situation.

January 2021

Main article: January 2021
January18SonichuBodyswapArt.jpg Delusion disclosure: This article or section takes place during Chris's phase of role-playing as Sonichu. He may refer to his Christine Chandler personality and physical body in the third person by using terms such as "mama".

Chris stayed quiet during the first month of the year, with his activity largely limited to tweeting about the Dimensional Merge. During the middle of January, he was manipulated by a troll, Larry Vaughn, into sending bizarre DMs to several Twitter users. Joe Biden, the 46th President of the United States, took office on 20 January, succeeding Donald Trump.

February 2021

Chris in February 2021
Main article: February 2021
January18SonichuBodyswapArt.jpg Delusion disclosure: This article or section takes place during Chris's phase of role-playing as Sonichu. He may refer to his Christine Chandler personality and physical body in the third person by using terms such as "mama".

Early in the month, Watchmen leaks revealed that Chris had been planning to use a taser to stun his magic stones in an attempt to activate the Merge. Among those involved with the situation were the aforementioned Watchmen, some Praetor members, and even an early appearance from Isabella Loretta Janke.[2] Judging by later conversations and the fact that no video has emerged of the act taking place, Chris was most likely talked out of the idea.

Chris turned 39 years old on 24 February, and a day later, finally ended his nearly-year-long act of being "possessed" by Sonichu after being convinced to do so by enabler KwaiiSandbag, posing as a psychic.

March 2021

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Chris announced that he had consulted a medium for spiritual advice. Chris would also continue talking with KwaiiSandbag this month, before cutting all contact with him after the latter admitted to not being a real psychic. Chris also accidentally damaged the Dodge Caravan after backing into a big rig trailer.

April 2021

Chris in April 2021.
Chris in April 2021.
Main article: April 2021

In April, Chris started off the month by angrily messaging Geno Samuel for changing the thumbnails and titles of Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History to images of Donald Trump for an April Fools joke.

Later, he received his stimulus check from the government, and immediately used it to buy a three-month subscription for magic stones. A few days later, both Chris and Barb received doses of the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccination.

Aside from other occasional posts, Chris remained mostly quiet this month.

May 2021

Chris creepily ogling Barb in May 2021.
Main article: May 2021

Chris celebrated Mother's Day this month by releasing an odd (and, in hindsight, disturbing) photograph of himself and Barb together. Chris would record an audio clip of himself vocalizing his voice on Twitter, and would also record a video of himself covering "I'll Be Your Mirror" by The Velvet Underground as an effort to promote a book about comparing Andy Warhol and Chris.

June 2021

Chris in June 2021
Main article: June 2021

Chris started off the month by starting the tradition of posting Tarot cards on Twitter every day, before uploading Birthday Greetings to Devin, and a video of him playing with his cat Sylvia later in the month. Chris also begged for money for a new car, and made a series of tweets claiming that the TooManyGames 2018 convention incident was a supposed setup by the organizer of the event and the trolls.

Null announced on Kiwi Farms that Chris would be attending Everfree Northwest, a My Little Pony convention held in Seattle, Washington, in August 2021.

However, this would never come to pass, as this was the month in which Chris began to engage in incest with his mother - news of which would not break for over a month. From then until Chris's emergency protective order in late July, the two had sex every third night.[3]

July 2021

Chris in July 2021
Main article: July 2021

The month began quite promisingly, with Chris actually fulfilling artwork commissions and video requests related to his trip to attend Everfree Northwest, though one of his pet dogs, Snoopy, passed on the 15th. Meanwhile, Chris continued his protests over the impending release of the fifth generation of My Little Pony, culminating in a rage-filled video released on the 27th in which he demanded Hasbro change course and revealed he had seemingly punched holes in his walls out of rage.

However, on the 29th, the month and Christory as a whole would see an unexpected and disturbing turn of events, as an audio clip of Chris admitting to having incestuous sexual intercourse with Barbara was leaked. After a welfare check was conducted on 14 Branchland Court, Chris was given an emergency protective order on July 30th to leave the premises of the house immediately, while Barbara was taken to a hospital.[4] The following day on July 31st, Chris stole $750 from Barbara's bank account, resulting in Null cutting all ties with him.[5].

Chris's attendance ticket to Everfree Northwest was also revoked by the convention,[6] and Null also began the process of refunding those who donated to the GoFundMe Fundraiser this month.[5]

August 2021

Chris in August 2021
Main article: August 2021

The month began with Chris getting arrested outside a hotel, with various weens and Ethan Ralph in attendance livestreaming. He was jailed without bond and charged with incest. While Chris was in jail, his license plates were soon stolen by a ween.

In his first court appearance, represented by Charlottesville attorney David Heilberg, Chris interrupted the judge multiple times and demanded to be allowed to pick up his things from 14 Branchland Court. He was denied bond, and his next court date was set for September 16th, 2021.

The case was featured on Fox News, exposing him to millions of boomers. A week later, Everfree Northwest, the My Little Pony convention Chris had planned on attending, took place without him.

Activity regarding Chris became sparse after the arrest, but disturbing and incriminating information on Isabella Loretta Janke, a troll who participated in the leaked incest call, leaked and/or spread around heavily. Partly through the month, Chris's dormant YouTube account was broken into, with the hacker uploading an old shitpost of Anthony LoGatto yelling "JULAAAAY!". At the month's end, a user from the Kiwi Farms reported that Barbara had returned to 14 Branchland Court as Chris continued to await his hearing.

September 2021

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With Chris remaining in jail, the ten-year anniversary of Bob's passing came and went. Later, a ween filmed a video tour of the exterior of 14 Branchland Court, providing a picture of the state of Chris's house.

Chris's next court date was initially set for September 16, but it was given a continuance for November 2021, due in part to the defense requiring time to do mental health examinations for Chris.[7]

October 2021

Main article: October 2021

Chris is expected to spend this entire month in jail waiting for his next court appearance.[8]

November 2021

Main article: November 2021

Chris's second court appearance is currently scheduled for the 18th of this month.[8]

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