2021

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Ongoing

The things described in this article are still happening, so it may be subject to frequent change.

2021 marks the 30th anniversary of the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise, and 14 years since the discovery of Chris and the world of Sonichu.

Barbara turns 80 years old on 1 October, if she manages to live that long.

6 September will mark a decade since the passing of Bob Chandler, and the same month will also mark twenty years since his firing from his last real job to date.

Cryzel Rosechu will also turn 18 this year, meaning that Chris will no longer be a technical pedofork in his polyamorous marriage.

January 2021

Main article: January 2021

Chris stayed quiet during the first month of the year, with his activity largely limited to tweeting about the Dimensional Merge. During the middle of January, he was manipulated by a troll, Larry Vaughn, into sending bizarre DMs to several Twitter users. Joe Biden, the 46th President of the United States, took office on 20 January, succeeding Donald Trump.

February 2021

Chris in February 2021
Main article: February 2021

The Watchmen revealed that Chris was planning to use a taser to stun his magic stones, in an attempt to activate the Merge. Chris turned 39 years old on 24 February, and finally ended his nearly-year-long act of being "possessed" by Sonichu a day later after being convinced to do so by an enabler called KwaiiSandbag.

March 2021

Main article: March 2021

Chris announced that he had consulted a medium for spiritual advice. Chris would also continue talking with KwaiiSandbag this month, before cutting all contact with him after he admitted to not being a real psychic. Chris also accidentally damaged the Dodge Caravan after backing into a big rig trailer.

April 2021

Chris in April 2021
Main article: April 2021

Chris and Barb received doses of the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccination. Aside from this, Chris remained mostly quiet this month, with his activity largely consisting of miscellaneous social media posts on Twitter and Instagram.

May 2021

Chris and Barb in May 2021
Main article: May 2021

Chris celebrated Mother's Day this month by releasing an odd photograph of himself and Barb together. Chris would record an audio clip of himself vocalizing his voice on Twitter, and would also record a video of himself covering I'll Be Your Mirror" by The Velvet Underground as an effort to promote a book about comparing Andy Warhol and Chris.