July 2011

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The king is back.
Chris's ass, showing his cutie mark.

July 2011 saw slightly more activity from Chris. A couple of his new Internet activities were discovered, including a new Facebook page and an account on a tomboy/tomgirl forum. However, Chris would not make his triumphant return to public view for another month. Privately, his relationship with Jackie underwent sharp swings. The explicit videos he made for her this month, as well as their email correspondence, would not be leaked for some time.


  • July - Ed Winkler becomes pastor at Wesley Memorial.[1] He will eventually ban Chris from the church for an entire month, a major factor leading Chris to withdraw from the church for a period of time.[2]
  • 1 July - In an email, Jackie finally gives Chris the name and address of the Washington hotel she and her friends will be staying at. She also says her mother wants her to go back to Lars.
  • 2 July - Chris tells Jackie he hasn't been able to raise the money for the trip, and that his mother is deeply opposed. He is devastated by his failure.
  • 2 July - Chris changes his voicemail message again.
  • 3 July - Jackie cries that she can't see Chris. She tells him to treat his blowup doll as a substitute, cart it around Charlottesville on the Fourth, make a video (of course), and send it to her.
  • 3 July - Chris declines to make the video, and pleads with Jackie to come to Charlottesville. She is angry and disappointed, and demands that he make the video.
  • 4 July - Chris flatly refuses to make the video, and Jackie puts even more pressure on him. She also says she refuses to set foot in his house.
  • 5 July - Chris is angry at Jackie for her attitude, and breaks contact with her.
  • 5 July - A new Facebook account surfaces.[3]
  • 7 July - ... and then disappears, for the time being.
  • 9 July - Chris gets back in touch with Jackie and apologizes for getting angry with her. He says he has been talking to Rocky about the meaning of friendship, relationships, and sex.
  • 9 July - Jackie tells Chris she has been crying for days, and is soo glad to hear from him.
  • 10 July - Chris apologizes to Jackie for making her cry. They talk on the phone, and she apparently persuades him to make some more retarded videos.
  • 11 July - Chris sends Jackie a "lapdance" video. She gives him details for the next video, a three-parter in which he takes his blow-up doll on a date.
  • 12 July - Chris films a four-part date with pseudo-Jackie and sends it to her. As a bonus, he sends her a photo of his ass with her name written on it.
  • 13 July - Jackie tells Chris to make another video of himself humping his doll for two minutes.
  • 13 July - Chris films the requested video.
  • 13 July - For his next production, Jackie tells Chris to go to Walmart and dance in the aisles while throwing glitter around.
  • 14 July - Chris emails Jackie that he scouted out the local Walmart, but he's not sure he can make the video without getting caught.
  • 14 July - Jackie can't wait for the video, and adds that she wants him to wear a thong and draw a cutie-mark on his ass.
  • 15 July - Chris makes the Walmart sex video for Jackie, but sticks to the dressing room.
  • 15 July - Chris tells Jackie he doesn't want to do any more public videos. He tries to persuade her that they don't need to spend money on a hotel room when she comes to Charlottesville. It also appears that Jackie intends to give Chris merchandise in return for these videos.
  • 15 July - Chris speaks with Jackie's drunk stepfather on the phone.
  • 16 July - Jackie apologizes to Chris for her father. She explains what she wants in the "cake farts" video, in intricate detail.
  • 16 July - Chris tells Jackie he suspects her stepfather has been making prank calls to his house. He tells her to cut back on the sexy talk.
  • 17 July - Jackie cries and tells Chris he isn't being responsive to her needs. He responds that he still wants her and is committed to their relationship.
  • 18 July - Chris tapes himself farting on a cake. He sends Jackie photos of the squashed cake along with the video.
  • 19 July - Chris sends Jackie picture of his ass, his duck, and his cleavage. He also tells her about his Facebook account.
  • 20 July - Chris's participation in the Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia forum is publicly revealed. Chris alerts the forum to the horrible mockery.
  • 20 July - Chris sends Jackie an email describing a dream he had about her.
  • 21 July - Chris reveals his identity to the Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia community.
  • 21 July - Chris tells Jackie that the trolls have discovered the forum. He blames the trolls for all his problems and tells Jackie he wants to see her.
  • 22 July - Chris sends Jackie a five-minute video of himself talking about his favorite subject, himself. He says he is almost finished making the songs she requested.
  • 23 July - Chris thanks the members of his forum for their assistance in destroying the CWCki.
  • 27 July - Jackie tells Chris she's still grounded. She pressures him to following her instructions regarding the upcoming album.
  • 28 July - In his last forum post, Chris says he does not have the mental capacity to lead the fight against the trolls, but offers what information he has.
  • 28 July - Chris tells Jackie about his most recent ideas for taking down the Game Place and the trolls.
  • 29 July - Chris provides details to Jackie regarding his effort to destroy Michael Snyder and his store. He is continuing to work on the album.