SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD

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SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD is the debut album from Chris's second "band", Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls. It was leaked through 8tracks on 12 November 2011, although it is thought to have been produced some months before, taking into account his numerous shout-outs to Jackie.

The songs are typical Chris fare on here, featuring monotone vocals that lack the emotional vocals of many of the singers of the album, and poor audio quality which sounds like it was recorded during a parkay. In other words, it's basically the third album from Christian and the Hedgehog Boys, under a different band name.


The album consists of fourteen songs in total, all of which are cover versions of other songs. Unlike on the Hedgehog Boys albums, Chris doesn't change the lyrics to be about him and his electric abominations; instead, he does covers of tomgirl-themed songs, changing the lyrics only when he thinks they'd make him sound gay. A number of these songs make mention of Jackie.

No. Title Original Song Stolen From Subject
1 "Man I Feel Like a Woman" "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" Shania Twain Tomgirl, Jackie
2 "I Know What Boys Like" "I Know What Boys Like" The Waitresses Love Quest
3 "If You Were a Woman and I Was a Man" "If You Were a Woman and I Was a Man" Bonnie Tyler Homos, Tomgirl
4 "Truck Driver" "Truck Drivin' Song" "Weird Al" Yankovic Tomgirl
5 "Girls And Boys" "Girls and Boys" Blur Tomgirl
6 "Rebel Girl" "Rebel Girl" Bikini Kill Tomboy, Love Quest
7 "You Think You're a Man" "You Think You're a Man" Divine Lars?
8 "It's Raining Men" "It's Raining Men" The Weather Girls Homos, Tomgirl?
9 "Raspberry Swirl" "Raspberry Swirl" Tori Amos Tomgirl?
10 "Johnny are you Queer" "Johnny Are You Queer?" Josie Cotton Tomgirl, Homos, Bob?
11 "Boys Boys Boys" "Boys (Summertime Love)" Sabrina Salerno Love Quest
12 "Boys Boys Boys v2" "Girls, Girls, Girls" Mötley Crüe Love Quest, Jackie
13 "CWCALICIOUS" "Fergalicious" Fergie Love Quest?, Tomgirl?
14 "Thriller" "Thriller" Michael Jackson Jackie


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