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Cheerleader is a video leaked on 25 February 2012 in which Chris acts as a cheerleader for Jackie (or "Jacjie"), wearing a tank top and denim skirt.

For reasons unknown, the video is sped up, although this fails to make the process of viewing it any less drawn-out or excruciating.


Direct link Youtube, archive
Stardate 2011?
Subject Matter GalpalsGalpals Love Quest
Performance Style CrazyCrazy Crazy
Saga JackieJackie Jackie TomgirlTomgirl Tomgirl
Shirt Yellow tank top
SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD
Little Tomboy Blue

J! A! C! J! I! E! Jackie!


[The whole video is visibly sped up in editing, although not the audio]

[Chris steps out, in tomgirl garb and pom poms. He does some awkward shakes of the pom poms and some knee-kicks.] Rah rah ree! Kick 'em in the knee! Rah rah rut! Kick 'em in the other knee!

[Chris unsuccessfully tries to spell 'KICK" with his body.]

Just a little warm up!

[He doesn't even try to get the letters right in his movements anymore as he indulges in a series of kicks.]

J! A! C! J! I! E! Jackie! Who's that girl who can't be beat? Jackie! Jackie! Who's that girl who-- she's so sweet! Jackie! Jackie!

[Chris moves toward the camera, his mouth not moving, to reveal that he's either dubbed over his movements or he just can't render a video for shit.]

SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD Chris's videos Little Tomboy Blue