May was the fifth month of 2014. It saw little activity, aside from Chris begging for more Legos on Facebook, and confirming the resurrection of Simonla Rosechu.
Events of May
- 15 May - Chris provides to his Facebook friends a long list of Lego products he wants, in case anyone wants to send him a gift.
- 21 May - Chris remarks on a man's Facebook page that his mother thinks his children are cute.
- 23 May - Chris demands that Golden Corral restaurant return to Charlottesville.
- 24 May - Chris uploads to his Facebook profile a new cover photo and an album of pictures featuring Simonla. He later on confirms that Simonla has been resurrected.
- 28 May - Chris tells his Facebook followers to buy an old violin he is selling on eBay.
- 29 May - Chris makes more posts about Lego toys that he "needs."