- 1 August - The existence of Clover and Snoopy is revealed on the CWCki forums.
- 6 August - The beginning of the voting phase of the Dog Days of Summer Photo Contest, in which Clover and Snoopy were participants.
- 9 August - Chris bitterly tells his Facebook friends that he wishes he was the last man on Earth.
- 12 August - The end of the voting phase of the Dog Days of Summer Photo Contest. Chris didn't win.
- 17 August - Chris tells his Facebook friends that he is not getting much response from his eHarmony profile.
- 19 August - Chris updates his Facebook profile picture.
- 27 August - Chris writes on Facebook that he is lonely, bored, and depressed.
- 29 August - Chris posts a silly picture of himself on Facebook.
- 30 August - A full, uncut, remastered version of the Chris-chan Discusses... interview is released by Guru Larry.