August was the eighth month of 2018. Chris spent most of this month e-begging, uploading no less than three videos where Barb takes the stage and tells the viewers to buy their stuff.
- 3 August - Chris uploads a four-page comic, The Awakening of a CPU, AKA The Idea Guy Corruptions, and records Shoe Colouring.
- 5 August - Chris is annoyed at Null after reading a Kiwi Farms thread in which Null had said, "...fuck Anna McLerran, fuck Rocky..." in regards to how the two failed to help Null with stopping the Idea Guys from manipulating Chris. Chris asks that Null apologize, however, he deletes the tweets 20 minutes later.
- 13 August - Chris uploads Hasbro! MLP G4 Must Continue; NO MLP G5, ranting about seeing the future and commanding Hasbro not to proceed with rebooting MLP.
- 15 August - Chris attempts primal scream therapy.
- 18 August - Chris records himself making funny noises and uploads it on Twitter.
- 20 August - Barb advertises for autographed posters in Barbara Chandler will be making out autographed photos and posters.
- 28 August - Chris's Trespass after Forbidden hearing resumes, ending with a continuance for 11 September.
- 29 August - Chris uploads Mother needs a car payment, his third begging video in a row to feature Barb.