The things described in this article are still happening, so it may be subject to frequent change.
January is the first month of 2020.
- 1 January - Chris welcomes in the new decade by tweeting out the lyrics to I Got A Fish.
- 4 January - Chris is happily gifted a "healing" crystal-infused water bottle.
- 15 January - With the nonpayment of the server fees and the arrest of their sysop, Encyclopedia Dramatica shuts down.
- 17 January - Chris demands on Twitter that he be unbanned from The End Games so that he can learn to play Dungeons and Dragons.