July 2009

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On 15 July 2009, Chris is spotted with a female whale.
On 18 July 2009, this is what Chris found...
On 24 July 2009, /v/ finds out about his latest video...
On 29 July 2009, Chris draws Colossal Chan.
On 31 July 2009, the SingStar Challenge begins.

July was the seventh month of 2009. Chris continued his newfound, somewhat wilder lifestyle, and more footage was leaked of his real-life activities. Several photographs appeared of him going to a bar with a heavy girl, and a video was shown of Chris hanging around in Charlottesville. As the month went on, Chris suddenly took interest in the saving of McIntire Park, a piece of public property that was in risk of being demolished; he managed to appear on a news report about the ordeal by complete accident. Halfway through the month, a troll calling himself CChanSonichuCWC, soon to be nicknamed "Liquid Chris," appeared on YouTube, claiming to be the copyright holder of Sonichu, and thus the real Christian Chandler. "Solid Chris" didn't take this lightly, and as July drew to a close, the situation became grimmer and grimmer. On the last days of July, Chris initiated the SingStar Challenge, a singing competition that would supposedly determine who was the real Chris-Chan.

Events of July 2009

  • 1 July - Chris uploads two videos, Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009 and a video of him responding to the defunct TV channel G4 showing a video of him.
  • 3 July
  • 4 July - Guru Larry releases Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 & Griffith.
  • 7 July
  • 10 July
    • Chris and Samantha Thaddeus exchange emails regarding Chris's hacked PSN account.
    • Chris uploads three videos--ECV 00117, ECV 00118, and ECV 00119, directed towards three people he was mad at: ShmionSonozaki, sonichuizcool and oxycleanfanatic2264. His use of death threats and slander in these videos result in the suspension of his YouTube account, CChanSonichu.
  • 11 July
  • 12 July - Chris spams Samantha Thaddeus's email account in a desperate attempt to regain his Playstation Network accounts.
  • 13 July
  • 15 July - Pictures emerge on 4-cent_garbage's /v/ of Chris sitting in a bar with a rather heavy girl.
  • 17 July
    • Chris uploads Rollin' and Trollin', where he gives a tour of CWCville and claims that the autistic manchild we thought he was never existed. This plays into the hands of CChanSonichuCWC, or "Liquid Chris," who had been claiming to be the real autistic manchild for weeks.
    • Chris writes and draws a Sonichu face on the Charlottesville chalk wall. He did not have his camera when he drew it, and when he came back with it the next morning, others had drawn and written over him.
    • On about this date, according to Chris's resume, he realized that his career goal was to get "paper-published" by a comic book company.
  • 18 July
  • 19 July
    • Jack Thaddeus tells "Samantha" that he wants Chris to make a video admitting that his "Rollin' and Trollin'" video is a hoax, and another video in which he sings and dances.
    • As "Samantha," Chris continues to try to wrangle his account information from Katie Bay via email.
    • Chris uploads CWC Trollin More, in which he admits he really is an autistic manchild.
    • Jack Thaddeus reiterates to "Samantha" that Chris needs to make the music video in which he sings and dances to "Girlfriend" by April Lavigne.
  • 20 July - "Samantha" tells Katie Bay that she has cramps and that she still wants Chris's PSN accounts.
  • 21 July
    • Liquid Chris claims to have sold official Sonichu merchandise at Otakon, which seems to be the last straw for Chris, heating up the CWCivil War.
    • Jack Thaddeus informs "Samantha" about Liquid Chris. He also tells her that now Chris needs to make a video in which he humps his PS3 console.
    • Katie Bay asks "Samantha" if she wants to hang out.
  • 22 July
  • 23 July
    • Chris reuploads the "REAL Protest against the FAKE" to prove he is in fact the True and Honest CWC and not the impostor we know he is.
    • Chris enters a secret "troll" IRC channel (not really), under an alias, and in a long IRC convo, he tries to persuade the trolls to get him to rape Rocky.
    • Chris uploads Do Not Dis C Ville.
    • Chris asks Katie Bay if she is a troll or an innocent bystander.
  • 24 July
    • A video of Chris humping his PS3 is leaked onto 4-cent_garbage's /v/.
    • Chris informs Jack Thaddeus about the humping video, and demands his accounts. Jack tells him to make a new video in which he sings a pro-gay song.
    • Chris uploads a strange video, It's UGH!, of him uncomfortably singing the song "It's OK to be Gay". He removes the video in less than 20 minutes.
    • Chris returns to email only to have Jack Thaddeus tell him to redo "It's UGH!."
    • Apparently seeing the song as his anthem of independence from the trolls, Chris uploads CWC Dare shortly after deleting his "It's OK to be Gay" performance.
    • Chris comes clean with Katie and asks if they can be friends.
  • 25 July
    • CWC "Boyfriend" is uploaded by Chris.
    • In addition, Chris uploads "It's___", a remake of the "It's UGH" video.
    • Jack Thaddeus tells Chris he is still not satisfied with his video performances, but Chris gives up and tells him he can keep the PS3 accounts.
    • Katie asks Chris what he thought about a televised Billy Mays tribute.
  • 26 July
    • Chris uploads Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009 in which he proves to the world that he is the True and Honest CWC.
    • Chris starts editing CWCipedia very intensively on a near-daily basis.
    • Chris and Katie chat, and he asks her for help with the trolls.
  • 27 July
  • 28 July
    • Chris finally completes Episode 19, eight months after he started it, and uploads the finished pages to the CWCipedia.
    • Chris and Katie Bay discuss the finished comic pages, his unemployment, and Ivy.
  • 29 July
  • 30 July - Chris and Katie discuss the Spanish language and his new video.
  • 31 July