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The 1980s was the decade in which Christian Weston Chandler was born, under the name Christopher Weston Chandler. (His name wasn't changed until 1994.) According to Chris, he had a lot of trouble growing up, and even coped with a prolonged episode of muteness.
Source material referring to the 1980s is scarce, and this article is mostly based on statements made by Chris at a later age, and on image material.
Events of 1980
- 1980 - Cole moves away. Who he stayed with is unclear, as he would turn 17 this year and was thus unable to legally live on his own.
- 28 January - Bob divorces his first wife, Patricia Harley.
- 7 June - Bob and Barbara get married.
- August - Bob receives two triple bypass operations.
The last year of peace for Bob and Barbara Chandler. Unluckily for them, the happy couple filled their time with lots of unprotected love-making. During the second half on this year, Barbara would be pregnant.
Events of 1981
- 26 May (approx.) - Bob and Barbara Chandler have sweaty old people sex. Christopher Weston Chandler is conceived.
- Fall 1981 - Cole enters San Diego State University and joins the Rockin' Dogs.
- 26 November (approx.) - Barbara's last chance to abort Chris.
The year that began the entire sorry saga.
Events of 1982
- 24 February - Christopher Weston Chandler is born around 5:30 a.m. at Martha Jefferson Hospital in Charlottesville, Virginia.
- 24 February - Chris is brought back to the Chandler household in Ruckersville.
- February/March - Chris's newborn portrait is taken.
- April - Chris allegedly speaks his first word: "monkey".
- 04 September - Bob's 55th birthday.
- Autumn - A photo is taken of Chris and his mother on their front lawn.
- 01 October - Barb's 41st birthday.
- 13 October - Sarah Nicole Hammer is born.
Chris has stated that, in 1983, he was abused by his babysitter, "starting" his autism. On other occasions, however, Chris has said that he is aware of autism being a hereditary disease, making his "acquisition" of autism impossible. We can nonetheless assume that the abuse Christopher suffered in 1983 was traumatic and possibly exacerbated his condition.
Events of 1983
- 24 February - Christopher's 1st birthday.
- 30 June - Kacey is born.
- August - Christopher's autism allegedly "begins". He claims the reason was an evil babysitter named Roach, who locked him in a room. He becomes mute.
- 04 September - Bob's 56th birthday.
- 01 October - Barb's 42nd birthday.
In 1984, Chris lived his life in Ruckersville as a mute toddler. He himself declared that he gave his parents a lot of trouble, and he screeched a lot. It is possibly indicated that his parents held this against him at a later age, and didn't really like caring for the autistic child they had created themselves.
Events of 1984
- 1984 - Cole leaves San Diego State University.
- 24 February - Christopher's 2nd birthday.
- 04 September - Bob's 57th birthday.
- 01 October - Barb's 43rd birthday.
Events of 1985
- This year - Sarah Hammer and her family moves to Chris's neighborhood. The cordial relations that develops between the Hammer and Chandler couples lead to some sort of friendship between Chris and Sarah.
- This year - Cole's band, The Rockin Dogs, disbands.
- This year - Barb visits a Johnny Cash concert.
- 24 February - Christopher's 3rd birthday.
- April - Chris has his picture taken holding a leaf.
- 12 August - birth of Jack Thaddeus.
- 04 September - Bob's 58th birthday.
- 01 October - Barb's 44th birthday.
- December - Chris and Barbara have their picture taken with Santa Claus.
In 1986, Chris is still a mute, screeching toddler.
Events of 1986
- 17 January - The Adventures of the American Rabbit is released.
- 24 February - Christopher's 4th birthday.
- 1 March - Birth of William Elliott Waterman
- June - Chris has his picture taken at what seems to be a zoo.
- 23 July - Birth of Megan Schroeder.
- 04 September - Bob's 59th birthday.
- 01 October - Barb's 45th birthday.
- December - Chris has his picture taken in front of a bathroom, and at a shopping mall.
- 25 December - Chris receives an abundance of toys for Christmas, including a giant Fievel doll, Raggedy Ann dolls and several pieces of Sesame Street merchandise. Bob receives a book entitled "Your IBM PC Made Easy".
In 1987, Chris starts attending Greene County Primary School. It isn't known for sure if he attended pre-kindergarten before then.
Events of 1987
- 24 February - Christopher's 5th birthday. A paper hat is made in his honor.
- August/September - Chris begins kindergarten at Greene County Primary School.
- Autumn - Chris's school portrait is taken where he is holding a ball and is seated at a desk with an apple and a textbook placed on it.
- 04 September - Bob's 60th birthday.
- 01 October - Barb's 46th birthday.
Events of 1988
- Date unknown - Carol Chandler wins the E.J. McShane Prize.
- 24 February - Christopher's 6th birthday.
- 17 March - Patti is born.
- August/September - Chris begins first grade at Greene County Primary School.
- 04 September - Bob's 61st birthday.
- 01 October - Barb's 47th birthday.
Events of 1989
- 1989 - Chris claims that he had a dream in which he foresaw himself with a daughter named Crystal, and an office job.
- 1989 - Bob puts up a plaque in his workshop which reads "DREAMING STUDIO OF MR. C AND LITTLE C WHERE DREAMS DO COME TRUE - 1989".
- 24 February - Christopher's 7th birthday.
- August/September - Chris enters second grade at Greene County Primary School.
- 04 September - Bob turns 62.
- 01 October - Barb turns 48.
- 25 December - Chris gets his second gaming system, a Nintendo Game Boy, for Christmas.
- DVD Slideshow Transcripts
- 6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 1
- Sarah Reveals Herself#Family matters
- The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special
- Chris's Wikipedia profile
- According to Christian in the Song of Christian video.
- Song of Christian and User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992
- Mumble 8
- First statement was done in the Song of Christian video.
- As can be read in Sonichu #6
- According to Christian in the Song of Christian video.