July is the seventh month of 2017.
- 1 July - An alternate cover and three colored-in pages of Sonichu 12 are posted.
- 4 July - Chris wishes his followers a happy Independence Day.
- 6 July - Chris posts about his "hot hamburger plate" dinner.
- 7 July - Chris films a Captain's Log, covering his progress on Sonichu 12 and his hope of gaining a sponsorship from Crayola.
- 9 July - Chris passes his first kidney stone.
- 14 July - another CLog
- 22 July - Chris begs for $50 on Twitter to help him and Barb get through the rest of the week, and links to his PayPal. Other users try to persuade him to sell some of his junk.
- 23 July - Chris befriends a ween posing as DoopieDoOver on Facebook. The ween's account is disabled later that same day.