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July was the seventh month of 2016.
- 1 July: Chris paid his court costs of $541, presumably with his tugboat which arrives at the start of each month.
- 8 July: Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4
- 9 July: Announcement 20160709: Chris complaining about taking care of Barb and his pets
- 10 July: HELP, PLEASE!!!: Chris appears sick and begs for even more money
- 13 July: Chris ropes Barb into performing a begging video.
- 20 July: Chris is spotted at a gas station trying to pay for seven dollars worth of junk food with only five dollars. A field agent behind him gives him two ones to pay for the rest but Chris snatches it and marches right out of the store without paying the remainder.
- 22 July: Chris uploads Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare, For Elisabeth, Singing "Yellow Submarine"
- 24 July: Chris gets an open, bleeding wound on his groin and thinks it means the hypnosis videos he's been watching worked and he's growing female genitals.
- 26 July: Paid Video Request Reminder
- 28 July: Chris uploads Machine Romans
- 30 July: Chris uploads a video in which he reads A Girl Who Brought Down the World.