Jacob Sockness

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ONLY if he has lost weight in that belly; his profile banner is Most unsettling to me.


—Chris, criticizing Sockness[1]

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Jacob Sockness
Name Jacob Sockness
Also known as Michiro Hutaki
Agian Siin
Jacob JS
Ashva Gohda
Date of Birth 1 April 1983 (age 36)
Gender Male
Nationality American
Race White
Occupations Amateur Occultist
Conspiracy Theorist
Weight 215.8 Pounds (97,9 kg) (probably higher)

Jacob Sockness is a 36-year-old white knight and fanatic of Chris from San Francisco, California. Besides showering praise that would make Kengle blush, Sockness stands out from other white knights by expressing love and sexual attraction towards him. Outside of displaying his unhealthy attraction towards Chris, he is known be an obsessive occultist, posting various tweets and other messages regarding the supernatural and even sharing Chris's belief that Sonichu is real. Like Chris, he harbors delusions of godhood, even claiming himself to be the Hindu elephant god, Ganesha, and calling Chris "the child of Lord Vishnu".[2] While many have pretended to belong to Chris's abortive personality cult, Jacob appears to be the first TRUE and HONEST believer in the Dimensional Merge after Chris.

Sockness occasionally comments on Chris's tweets to court him or to support his delusions. However, most of his activities are based on his Twitter page, where he would make frequent more graphic messages on how his love for Chris, even inviting Chris to visit him. He is also known to spread his message to other forums, most notably Reddit and Kiwi Farms. Occasionally, he would make videos dedicated to Chris in his YouTube account. Jacob has also appropriated Sonichu characters in his self-made pantheon of pagan, extraterrestrial spirits. In mid-2019, he gained Chris's favor as the two agreed to work together in working around Chris's June 2019 ban from eBay.


Sockness posing next to a Sonichu Through the Years poster sold by Chris.

Jacob was discovered by pure chance by Kiwi Farms user neural while observing the many users around Chris's Twitter posts. After further digging, it was revealed that he also created a Kiwi Farms account under the name Jacob JS. It was in his profile page where he accidentally doxxed himself by posting links to his Facebook page and Tumblr blogs that reveals his personal informations. Like his polar opposite Michael Hirtes, he is also a furry and lives in Section 8 housing with a tugboat. However, unlike Chris and Hirtes, Jacob is a dedicated Pmurt supporter, and adheres to some far-right views. Unlike the Idea Guys, who would fill Chris's mind with such themes just for their own amusement, Jacob seems to be genuine. Sockness also controls several sockpuppets to white-knight himself and converse with, who he claims they are different people.

While it is true that some of Chris's most diehard white knights are exposed as trolls, Jacob initally showed no hatred or amusement from Chris's activities. Rather, he displayed legitimate sense of love towards him. Evidence suggest that besides finding a kindred spirit in a supernatural believer, he is also sexually attracted to transgendered people. Ironically, despite Sockness's desire to father a child with Chris, he is unaware that Chris is already in a polygamist marriage and ended his Love Quest.


Despite declaring his love to Chris, some evidence suggests that his feelings are not True and Honest. In his Reddit account, Jacob had lurked around subreddits for incels, flirting with them. In his Twitter page, besides tweeting about arcane rituals and complaining about liberals, Jacob expresses his close love between a "sugar daddy", suggesting he is in a gay relationship with an older, wealthier man. Jacob has been known to flip-flop in his opinion on Chris ranging from sexual love to outright cursing him. It is unclear whether he is doing this for attention, genuine attraction to Chris, or both. When Chris allowed Jacob access to his Twitter account on 11 July 2019, he boasted about it on Reddit and even claimed that his 'Chris Kink' was an act.

Interactions with Chris

The Sacred Shoes have samples of cat & doggy DNA. Looking for the Treasures of Heaven, a single hair from Christine's head to put into an amulet of serious power to manifest one's dreams. This is a divine experience.



Sockness has spent hundreds on buying items from Chris's eBay, notably buying his old shoes for worshipping purposes. Eventually, Jacob got too retarded for even Chris to handle; Chris blocked him on Twitter on 31 January 2019. By 22 May 2019, Jacob's YouTube channel was terminated, and his Twitter account seemed to have disappeared.

I have the Sonishoes
Stardate 16 March 2019
Made By Jacob S
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

Still, this would not be the end of Sockness's involvement with Chris; he would create a new Twitter account named Chris Kink. On 11 July 2019, while Chris was trying to raise funds to pay for a hotel room at the 2019 BronyCon, troll SonichuMerch told Chris that Sockness might be interested in buying his bath water. Chris saw dollar signs and followed Sockness.

The Sonichu merch guy told Chris I was interested in the buying some bath water. The guy doesn't know I have no money to buy it due to issues with Social Security in May. Even if I had the money, Chris has to follow some exact rules to creating what I need from him. I need him to make and bless some holy water with his juices in it.


—Sockness explains why Chris started following him.[4]

After establishing direct communication with Chris, on 14 July, Sockness tweeted that he would open a vendor account on eBay for Chris, acting as warehouse, clearing-house and middleman. Chris responded with gratitude.[5] The next day, Chris re-tweeted a GoFundMe campaign by Sockness to raise $300, nominally as a shipping fund[6].


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