Chris lost Crystal

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Chris lost Crystal[1] is a short video leaked to /cow/ on 29 December 2018.[2] It appears to be another Idea Guys video leaked by the Teen Troon Squad.

It shows Chris screaming at his toilet, in a voice that sounds like a very poor imitation of Bubs from Homestar Runner, demanding to know where his "baby" is. Note the several empty toilet paper rolls hoarded on the shelf.

If you're wondering what prompted this outburst, or what the context behind this video was, then... We've got nothing: we are truly at a loss for words. The only real context that we have is that it happened in the midst of Chris being manipulated by the Idea Guys and the Teen Troon Squad, who seemingly convinced him that his child was somehow taken from him by an inanimate object.


Chris lost Crystal
Direct link Youtube, archive
Stardate 29 December 2018
Subject Matter Crystal
Performance Style RageRage Rage, CrazyCrazy Crazy
Saga Teen Troon Squad SagaTeen Troon Squad Saga Teen Troon Squad, Idea GuyIdea Guy Idea Guys
Other LeakedLeaked Leaked
Merry Gubmas!
**Audio-Only furthering.



An Explanation(?)

January18SonichuBodyswapArt.jpg Delusion disclosure: This article or section takes place during Chris's phase of role-playing as Sonichu. He may refer to his Christine Chandler personality and physical body in the third person by using terms such as "mama".

The context behind this video, aside from being the result of manipulation, was pretty unclear. An observer eventually got an opportunity to ask Chris about the context of the video, and Chris (sort of) explained the nature of the video in a Discord Q&A by implying that it was related to him being possessed by one of his OCs at the time he recorded the video:

You can blame freaking Idea Guy/Joshua Wise for that. Because he had told Mama that we Sonichus did not... we Sonichus and Rosechus did not like using the toilet, treat it like an enemy, which that is not true. We respect and use the toilet when we are civilized, and Rosey and I, among us specials and the rest of us who actually live in the domicile, we respect and are domesticated.

So that was just manipulation of Idea Guy, that was the reasoning behind that.

Chris, "possessed" by Sonichu, October 2020[3]

This answer, of course, does not give us any context about Crystal's role in this outburst (which is what the question was actually about), meaning that that may forever be a mystery. Chris probably forgot.

Nonetheless, Chris's answer talking about the excretory behaviors of Electric Hedgehog Pokémon is believed to coincide with Joshua Wise and Stephen Boyd's manipulations. The Idea Guys coerced Chris into urinating and defecating on a towel placed on the floor of his room as part of their manipulation, the former of which was infamously done (thankfully offscreen) in the second All Star video.

External links

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  1. The Squad described the video as "chris chan lost crystal
    oh no how many babies has he lost u.u"
  2. 8chan is kill (possible archive)
  3. Discord Q&A 9
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The Players

People: ChrisIdea Guys (Joshua WiseStephen BoydUnnamed Others) • Guard Dogs • (The CaptainNullMarvin) • Anna McLerranTings Tingz
Fictional Characters: John YamadaGwen MikotoGruppenfuhrer FegeleinMagi-chanCryzelKun T’NyugetMewtwoPitohuiBundychuAkan

The Concepts: The Chats: The Videos:
Coinciding Sagas: Guard Dog

Videos for trolls

Clyde Cash: Plea to Clyde | Chris Comes Out of the Closet | Vibrator destruction video | The proof | BACK THE FUCK OFF | Secret Weapon | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | YouTube Finale | A CWC Audition | Chris Calls Clyde Out | Sign destruction video | Clyde Cash the kid video | Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris loses it | War paint video | Response to Gregg | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | Apology for doing WTC | No More Jokes | To Clyde and Jack | Don't Mess With Me | I am Clyde Cash | Chris has no creativity | Chris "executes" Clyde

Other trolls: We're Being Watched | Naïve YouTubers | A near public apology | Rollin' and Trollin' | CWC Trollin More | It's UGH! | Chris humps his PS3 | THAT IS MY HOUSE | Forgiveness Blessings | Curse the Trolls | Ultimatum for Vivian | Chris dispels videogame rumors | To Clyde and Jack | Multiple challenge | Asperchu fury | Surfshack Tito | A message to the Trolls | Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! | Chris Drops the N-Bomb | I Pimp My Ride | Chris tells the trolls | Sonichu copyrights | Stardate, August 27, 2010 | ItIsFinished | Anti Troll Movement Video1 | Don't make the Grimace sad | I am Alec Benson Leary | Calling Out videos | Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada

Lady Managers: Doxing Jeff/Francine | Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology. | Update 1/17/2016 | Jeff is Beyond Denounced.

Idea Guys: Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World! | Cherokean Chant | Smashing | Get Out, You D*** Nazis! | Tour of Chris's House III | Chris apologizes to Gwen | Chris slaps himself | Dick Licker; that is I. | One-Hundred! | Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture‎ | All Star | Chris lost Crystal | I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms

December 2018 Paid Video Requests Chris's videos **Audio-Only furthering.