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Calling Out refers to a series of videos Chris uploaded from the 6-23 August 2011, following an eight-month hiatus from YouTube.

The series focuses on Chris's efforts to expose the identities his various trolls. Each confrontation consists of Chris decrying the apparent traits of his trolls, such Thorg's atheism and Jack Thaddeus's sexual interests, followed by demands for apologies and other blackmail. Chris gives them deadlines to meet his demands, many of which are idiotic; e.g. asking Tito to send cash in the mail, or impossible, e.g. asking BlueSpike to stop random people all over the Internet from making prank calls.

Chris's gullibility is highlighted in the series as the "identities" of the trolls he believes he's acquired are really fellow lolcows (and in Thorg's case, the source of an image macro template) who lack the motivation and intelligence to troll Chris, as well as having completely different voices from the trolls they're supposed to be. Even if Chris did possess the actual identities of the trolls, it wouldn't have made much of a difference because he takes no direct action against them. Instead, Chris just exposes people's personal information and expects the Internet to do the work for him of tormenting his foes. He seems to believe that if a troll's identity is revealed, all of the other trolls will turn on him and troll him instead of Chris. This is not likely.

These videos also showcase Chris's Tomgirl look, where he attempts to make himself look feminine. Chris is sporting new earrings in these videos, two on his right ear and one on his left. His glasses are also absent. Chris's camerawork in this series is exceptionally shitty, opting to hold the camera with his hand instead of propping it up on a surface. This results in a very shaky, Cloverfield-like viewing experience. Oblivious as always, Chris makes the videos while failing to realize that the obese horrific "tomgirl" delivering the messages overshadows the message.

The Calling Out series came to an abrupt end after Bob's death in September 2011, a mere five days after the last video Chris posted in the series.


Troll Calling out Demands Deadline Result Finale
Surfshack Tito 6 August: Calling Out "Tito" - Don
6 August: Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"
Admit to PlayStation Network hacking
Apologize to The Wallflower and her family
Send Chris $1,000
Delete all of his pages from the CWCki
Apologize to Chris
31 August Met demands 9 August: Tito's official response to Chris
10 August: Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy
Thorg 6 August: Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy
6 August: Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"
10 August: Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy
Put up a billboard in New York City saying that Chris is straight
Delete all of his pages from the CWCki
Apologize to Chris
31 August Unmasked 12 August: Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada
20 August: Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"
28 August: Victory Rockout
Alec Benson Leary 9 August: Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher Apologize to Chris 31 August Unmasked 30 August: Christopher Paul Whitney reveal
Jack Thaddeus 16 August: Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya
23 August: Re-Calling Ahuvia
Apologize to Chris 10 September Revealed himself 29 August: Response to ADF
BlueSpike 23 August: Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David
Apologize to Chris
Stop people from calling Chris and yelling "JULAAAYY!"
15 September Nothing *

* Chris stopped making videos in the series after Bob's death on 4 September 2011.


Videos for trolls

Clyde Cash: Plea to Clyde | Chris Comes Out of the Closet | Vibrator destruction video | The proof | BACK THE FUCK OFF | Secret Weapon | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | YouTube Finale | A CWC Audition | Chris Calls Clyde Out | Sign destruction video | Clyde Cash the kid video | Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris loses it | War paint video | Response to Gregg | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | Apology for doing WTC | No More Jokes | To Clyde and Jack | Don't Mess With Me | I am Clyde Cash | Chris has no creativity | Chris "executes" Clyde

Other trolls: We're Being Watched | Naïve YouTubers | A near public apology | Rollin' and Trollin' | CWC Trollin More | It's UGH! | Chris humps his PS3 | THAT IS MY HOUSE | Forgiveness Blessings | Curse the Trolls | Ultimatum for Vivian | Chris dispels videogame rumors | To Clyde and Jack | Multiple challenge | Asperchu fury | Surfshack Tito | A message to the Trolls | Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! | Chris Drops the N-Bomb | I Pimp My Ride | Chris tells the trolls | Sonichu copyrights | Stardate, August 27, 2010 | ItIsFinished | Anti Troll Movement Video1 | Don't make the Grimace sad | I am Alec Benson Leary | Calling Out videos | Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada