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He is a pizza-faced atheist.


—Chris on Thorg[1]

Name Jeremy Slonwhite
Date of Birth 1978 or 1979
Gender Male
Nationality Canadian
Race White

Thorg, real name "Jeremy Slonwhite" (born 1978 or 1979), is a troll who gained notoriety in August 2011, when he was targeted by Chris through a series of blackmail videos. Chris claimed he was responsible for exposing Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia in July 2011 and creating a slanderous billboard back in 2009. Thorg officially retired from trolling on 21 August 2011, after a mysterious video was uploaded by Chris, who celebrated accordingly.

Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy

Following Chris's eight-month absence from the Internet, he reappeared with three videos addressed to Thorg and Surfshack Tito. In the second, "Calling Out 'Thorg' - Jeremy", Chris claimed to have information on Thorg; that his real forename was Jeremy, that he lived in Canada, that he could be found in a video game store, and that he was an atheist. He then proceeded to make several demands, including the removal of all references to Tomboys and Tomgirls from the CWCki, a public apology video, and a billboard display in New York claiming that Chris was straight.

In "Deadline for Don 'Tito' and Jeremy 'Thorg'", Chris set the deadline for these demands at 31 August.

Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy

While Tito eventually caved in to Chris's demands a few days later, Thorg remained unconvinced that Chris meant business and neglected to respond. On 10 August Chris released a video, in which he reiterated his demands for Thorg and revealed more information on him. More images of him were released, and Chris disclosed that he was a fan of LARPing.

Chris was also incredibly hostile towards Thorg's atheism, going on a tangent about how, through the power of empathy, Chris could feel what it was like to be Jesus because Jesus was crucified and Chris was trolled. He also mentioned that as a good natured Christian he wouldn't do it, but he would love to chase Thorg out of town with an angry mob wielding pitchforks and torches.

Most of Chris's hostility towards atheism appears to come from Family Guy and simple creationist arguments, likely picked up from the Internet, his father or his congregation.


On 12 August, a full 19 days ahead of the deadline, Chris exposed the dox he had collected on Thorg. This included his age (32), city of residence (Vancouver), place of employment (Gamestop), and nerdy interests. Chris also revealed several full pictures of Thorg.

Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"

Eight days later, Chris released a song about wristwatches dedicated to Thorg. Although exposing Thorg had no effect, Chris's music video terrified Thorg and caused him to leave the internet.


See also


  1. Calling_Out#Calling_Out_.22Thorg.22_-_Jeremy
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